🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

If he pulls a KingCobra and smashes his phone because of the AI misunderstanding his drunken pilled out ramblings I would actually literally die of laughter.

Guess I need to update myself on m'lords latest heroic deeds

 

[Terrorist]

@Grok is this real saar?

 

[Pale Empress]

Here I thought his anatomy (or lack thereof) for his arms was goofy. Look at his cheeks. It's like he's got paralysis.

Also, why is his left half protruding so much more than his right half??

That's the side of his face that got re-arranged when he was stomped by the pimp in Portugal.

 

[HackerX]

That's the side of his face that got re-arranged when he was stomped by the pimp in Portugal.

The least the Portugal Pimp could do is rearrange the other side so it'd be symmetrical.

 

[HackerX]

7.5 hours in, 200 mostly fake viewers, and a grand total of $140. That's assuming the $140 is also legitimate, which there's no reason to believe so. Well, at least until Jdanks swoops in to save the day. He's already cut the goal by 20% and everything, which leads to the question as to what point is da goal? Idk? Does anyone?

Plus he's slobbing his own knob on a tweet of him slobbing his own knob over 2 pictures that depict him as a retard a before/after. Can't make it up.

Ralph, it's time. Either pill up/get drunk on stream or quit streaming. It's over.

 

[Stiffy]

Are there any known embarrassing pics of the Ragepig from middle school, high school days?

 

[Rage Pig]

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7.5 hours in, 200 mostly fake viewers, and a grand total of $140. That's assuming the $140 is also legitimate, which there's no reason to believe so. Well, at least until Jdanks swoops in to save the day. He's already cut the goal by 20% and everything, which leads to the question as to what point is da goal? Idk? Does anyone?

Plus he's slobbing his own knob on a tweet of him slobbing his own knob over 2 pictures that depict him as a retard a before/after. Can't make it up.

Ralph, it's time. Either pill up/get drunk on stream or quit streaming. It's over.

Around the 8 hour mark he begins to type on his phone for several minutes, letting out silent curses as if something doesn't work. All of a sudden a $50 dono pops up and he stops looking at his phone. The dono is not in sync with the dono bar. It's as real as the $20.000 diamonds on the Ralpharing. He combines it with muh sonning about Xander, who he hasn't seen for a month now. What a shitty father he is, hitting da goal every show, making lots of money and not using his visitation slots every other week.

 

[Mynameisdark]

It really seems like Ralph's "goal" is just to spite alogs, and more specifically Aaron. People in his audience will tag Ralph saying Aaron ended the show without meeting his goal. It's then one of the first things Ralph will mention when going live. It cannot be understated how the Killstream is just a show to ankle bite Aaron Imholte now.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Are there any known embarrassing pics of the Ragepig from middle school, high school days?

He dropped out before entering high school and spent that time period alone in his room of his mother's house.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

What's funny about the "goal" flex is that even if he legitimately hits it, which he doesn't, it amounts to like $24 an hour before superchat takes their cut. It's like a home depot employee making a big deal about their "streak" of getting paid for shifts they work.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He doesn't even have a real feud with Aaron. He's just trying to sea lamprey onto the Balldoverse in the futile hope that he can wring some money and attention out of it.

We're long overdue for some Gonzo journalism.

 

[sufferhorse]

he hates imholte for 2 reasons: 1 he got cucked by him by running away from the fight he himself set up. 2 he hopes to climb up the ranks of the balldoverse by providing lip service and going against his ' enemies'

The fact that ralph is right now lower on the totem pole than the pedophile Melton, is a clear sign of how much his life and show have gone to shit.

BTW, there is a tell tale sign of big donos being fake, and its his stupid little smirk. Every time he fakes a dono, subconsciously he cannot bear to play along with it so his psyche betrays him and ends up telling on himself.

Any other dono he screams, thanks profusely, dances. etc.

The bigger donos from the last month, all have the same reaction... little smirk and move on.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

It really seems like Ralph's "goal" is just to spite alogs, and more specifically Aaron. People in his audience will tag Ralph saying Aaron ended the show without meeting his goal. It's then one of the first things Ralph will mention when going live. It cannot be understated how the Killstream is just a show to ankle bite Aaron Imholte now.

It’s pretty clear he’s trying the dabbleverse grift of attacking Aaron. Rather than actually meet up and box he tucked tail and ran to just impotently shout “Arrest him!” From his shrinking corner of the Internet.

 

[AnOminous]

It’s pretty clear he’s trying the dabbleverse grift of attacking Aaron. Rather than actually meet up and box he tucked tail and ran to just impotently shout “Arrest him!” From his shrinking corner of the Internet.

Guys with badges and guns love taking orders from tiny little screaming piglike manlets.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

He dies in a couple months, tops.

One has passed. He still lives

 

[HackerX]

It really seems like Ralph's "goal" is just to spite alogs, and more specifically Aaron.

As many o'Ralphathings, it's the type of spite that affects him more than any of those dang dirty gaylogs. Ralph, being the hypersensitive, narcissistic BPD woman that he is, is forced to remind himself the donations aren't real every single time he does them. There's a purpose for the fake donos at the surface level. To own the gaylogs ofc, but Ralph knows that objective isn't accomplished. He can't stop either because the gaylogs win the moment he does. Not only will he get made fun of for making $50 a stream, but he'll get laughed at for faking donations for God knows how long.

It's like a home depot employee

Hrmm. Ralph is more likely to be the type that hangs around outside of Home Depot and hopping in dude's trucks. For what purpose though? Either cheap manual labor or sucking off dude's bananas. You decide.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He dropped out before entering high school and spent that time period alone in his room of his mother's house.

No, he dropped out of fucking Jr. High. He never went past 8th grade. He was 15 when he stopped attending school and started watching soaps all day with Sandra instead. But dropping out of Jr High at 15 still implies he got held back at some point.

Ralph once tried to reach out to old school chums on twitter, but all he had was the last school he attended - a Jr High in SC because there was never any high school. Unsurprisingly nobody from his Jr High days seemed to remember him.

My guess was Ralph stopped attending school in 8th grade because that is SOP for a fat white trash kid living with single mom in SC. (Dropping out of HS should result in the teen getting a job, but Ralph adopted the single mom on welfare lifestyle instead)

Maybe nobody in the shitty SC school system noticed or cared he stopped going, but it would seem Sandra moved to Va around this time too. They moved to Richmond, and he never registered for school. Ralph was close enough to 16 (the legal age to drop out) nobody was going to bother them.

Spoiler

I think the only reason Ralph ever attended college was due to the stupid student loans they were handing out back then. White trash like Ralph saw it as a free money faucet, better than getting a job! But is was in no way any sort of education. He was in the first wave of “non-profit” colleges getting rich by getting young people on the debt hamster wheel for absolutely useless degrees - but hilariously Ralph didn’t even get the useless degree which is astounding with how low that bar was.

Given the years Ralph was in college he could have just as easily gotten a mortgage loan. Imagine if he had bought Sandra’s house (which was $40k in 2015) instead of letting get foreclosed, bought, then rented to her. Obviously Sandra’s landlord saw the potential of it, instead Ralph got a student loan to smoke weed and watch wrasslin for a few years.

I mention this because I decided to look up the old crack shack Sandra and Ralph lived in. I wonder how long it took for the landlord to to clean the Sandra and ralphahoard out?

Spoiler

I was shocked to find Sandra bought the house for $87k in 2005, only to sell it for $42k in 2015. I’m sure the scheme was for Sandra to get a HUD voucher to pay the landlord $980 a month. Sandra having any assets was a problem for getting her govt gibs. Pretty sweet deal for the landlord.

The landlord then sold it for $65k in 2021 after Sandra died. What stands out to me is how much Sandra overpaid for a shitty house in a shitty hood in 2005. She paid more for it in 2005 than it sold for 2021, which seems almost impossible. Maybe it’s part of the Ralphacurse, but more likely the result of the fifteen years of the Ralph no-maintenance, lots of destruction and filthy lifestyle. Even other old shitboxes, of the same size on that street that aren’t in great shape, sell for $150k.

Also pretty funny Zillow tries to value it at $219k now. It is either grouping the address with homes that exist on the other side of the highway that aren’t ghetto, or at least aren’t 900 sq feet homes quickly built in the 1940’s for the factory workers.

Ppl have been wrong to make trailer park jokes about Ralph. A trailer park would have been an upgrade compared to this Richmond neighborhood and houses.

If Ralph wasn’t a fat dumb animal with terrible credit and never employed, Sandra could have pulled off the HUD voucher, rental scheme off with Ethan. He could have purchased the house and HUD would have paid him $980 a month to house momma. This would have been over double the monthly mortgage payment. He would have been paid $500 a month for owning the house…and Sandra would have been so proud.

Ralph has blown two easy opportunities to own a house in North America, just by being an incredibly lazy and dumb. Now he pays rent for a cinderblock cube in the third world instead of owning a home in the first world that someone would pay him rent for. He is allergic to anything that requires effort, work, investment or delayed gratification. This is why he is close to being an homeless, xanax dependent alcoholic gringo zombie in the third world..He needs to invest in a big, sturdy sombrero because I think that will be his housing next year

 

[Die For Me!]

6/30/25 - Ralph Celibacy Arc in Jeopardy
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It only took about an hour and 12 minutes until Ralph started talking about Nick Rekietas cum. In this clip, Ralph informs Grok that Aaron Imholte ate the goo (0:00), "Yummy Yummy Yummy Cummy in my Tummy" (1:15), Ralph tries to get Grok to give Aaron advice on how to kill himself, but Grok stays silent (3:40)

This does not break the current record for fastest mention of Nick Rekietas Cum, which was witnessed on May 13th, 2025 at the 34 minute mark:

Ralph hears Kanye West rapping about how he can't see his children and Ralph responds: "Well, I can see one of mine..." (0:05), Ralph commences his hog dance (0:15), Ralph wants to dance to nigger bops with Destinys son (0:35)

RALPH HAS FOUND A NEW SENORITA PIG RAPE IMMINENT

Ralph approves of underage persons losing their virginity

Ralph stops everything to do a Rape or Abscond on a teacher that had sex with a minor (0:00), "If it was me, they're not getting caught, I ain't saying shit" (2:20), Ralph ball parks a number at which losing your virginity becomes "strange" to be anything under 12 years old (3:00), "Anything 12 and over--I don't think is that crazy. 'cuz, it wasn't crazy when I was coming up!" (3:20)

Ralphs new Senorita starts spamming him with messages through Whatsapp "OK OK stop messaging me, fuck" (0:10), Ralph becoming more flustered (1:30), Ralph audibly kicks/punches something out of frustration (1:45)

The messages start picking up again, and Ralph reveals she's sending messages one word at a time

Now, I don't know about you, but when I hear that someone is speaking one word at a time on a phone, I can only think of two things: The person is incredibly young and doesn't have a grasp on technologies yet, or they are incredibly old hags who have zero grasp on technologies at all (and never will). Considering the fact that Ralph already has a single old lady paypig who ubers him around in California, I can only deduce that Ralph is, once again, going after teenagers.

Finally, Ralph ended the show desperately poking at his phone for several minutes before a gigantic dono comes in and saves the streak from being broken

Around the 8 hour mark he begins to type on his phone for several minutes, letting out silent curses as if something doesn't work. All of a sudden a $50 dono pops up and he stops looking at his phone. The dono is not in sync with the dono bar. It's as real as the $20.000 diamonds on the Ralpharing. He combines it with muh sonning about Xander, who he hasn't seen for a month now. What a shitty father he is, hitting da goal every show, making lots of money and not using his visitation slots every other week.
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Here's the dono in question, from a user named Sparkles19, which appears to have only donated at most 1 other time

The likelihood of this donation being Ralph is incredibly real, for when Troo & Vindicated pay pigs ejaculate all over the goals gravestone, they typically write an entire paragraph of spite against the farms and zionists who keep putting a good brotha down
Pictured, what a Troo & Vindicated spite goal basher looks like from a few weeks ago

Unlike this "Sparkles19" who just looks and sounds like everything Ethan Ralph wants his supporters to be (Foh Zanduh! )

Spite Club​

Ralph accidentally flashed his conversations on X, revealing the round table of masterminds behind the Poz Pig is called the "Spite Club"

It also reveals that one of the users at the spite club round table is "MoonMilk The Silly!" an ASMR anime enjoyer and Mother

https://x.com/MoonMilkASMR

Ralph also appears to be in a private group chat named FASHY CHAT CAT, and also in a DM with someone named todfox13
Why Ralph is both messaging and following this account is unknown, as at a glance he doesn't appear to be somebody the illustrious @theralphretort, who has 100k real followers, would ever bother following back:

https://x.com/TodFox13

bonus pig: Hit the thummbbss... up, join the thumb clubuhhhh

 

[National Defense Advocate]

One has passed. He still lives

The human liver is remarkably durable.

 

[HackerX]

Started late due to a "meeting" and no arbitrary goal he has to pretend is real. 190 "viewers", so I guess the Rumblebots didn't get the memo. He's talking with some dude that I've never heard of before, but it's nice that Ralph is able to talk to people other than Grok.

Edit: Viewers are creeping lower. Down to 163. And Jesus. 5 comments in almost 30 minutes????