Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[neger psykolog]

I don't doubt your take on the situation but if he does somehow end up in fucking Canada then we'll get such unprecedented levels of Salad sperging that cat sperging complaints will be off the menu for a few months at the very least.

Hell yeah I was close enough. Let's get on with the Salad/Syria sperging!

Friendship with cat sperging is over!

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Maybe I’m just skeptical but rule #1

I thought the same thing at first...but Chantal is not good at lying.
The story she is telling is too breathlessly accurate.
She is obviously sweating and hot and all excited for this adventure.
She is just this stupid.

I think Cutie is in Syria.

 

[Random Internet Person]

So haven’t watched any of the live yet, but other than her saying so is there any proof that she is actually in Syria?

Maybe I’m just skeptical but rule #1. My first bet would be Salah just fled to a different shithole apartment in Kuwait.

Wherever she is, she needs to be in a place where her ego can be free from bruising. I can’t wait to see her replace her pot cycle with the food cycle.

Who knows? Maybe we’ll get actual vlogs again. How long before Salah tries to flex stupid shit and mug for the camera like he’s some kind of big shot?

 

[Baguette]

Did not have Syria beeze on my bingo card. Holy shit. Do they even have her fast food over there? She's gonna go into serious withdrawal and then die without AC. She won't have access to her meds I'm sure. This is the stupidest thing she's ever done.
At least our show is getting good now.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Crazy to think there's some unsuspecting guy in Canada who housed a braphog for a few weeks and now we're here.

Poor guy needs to deep clean his apartment, Smokey has to acclimate to a new, new, new home and this thick bitch is allegedly voluntarily holed up in an unstable country all to pretend she has a real relationship.

 

[Bloodburn]

There is no Canadian embassy in Syria from what I can see. NO where for her to run if things get spicy.

 

[VitaminSiobhan]

Damascus has legal alcohol, I'm hopeful for them to get ripped together.

 

[Munchin' on Some Grindage]

So haven’t watched any of the live yet, but other than her saying so is there any proof that she is actually in Syria?

She is apparently going to go out and vlog in Syria soon.

 

[FatalTater]

Gangs killing Druze and Christians. In one week alone, from March 6 to March 12, 2025, 1,614 civilians were killed by pro-government militias, according to the SOHR.

Chantal hates Christians, so she's likely happy about this.

 

[TeracottaPah]

Did not have Syria beeze on my bingo card. Holy shit. Do they even have her fast food over there? She's gonna go into serious withdrawal and then die without AC. She won't have access to her meds I'm sure. This is the stupidest thing she's ever done.
At least our show is getting good now.

No fast food and apparently Salah said something about a bacteria in the Syrian food which Chantal will have to get used to. So it’s going to give her the shits on top of her shits.

ETA: “I did ALOT of drinking water and exercise the last few days, I feel good… I’m craving rice.”
The rages are gonna be *muah*

Supposedly it’s illegal to send money to anyone in Syria?

 

[Clotso Coof]

She just said, "they're rebuilding all the infrastructure". Yeah, about that...no chance she lives long enough to see a restored Syrian electric grid, normal roads rebuilt, etc.

Assad actually knew how to run a country. He was violent and evil, but welcome to Arab shithole countries. The new goverment is literally ISIS soldiers who supposedly renounced ISIS. Sure, Jan (al-Jan?).

Could she actually die from her beetis, because there's no way for her to get anything?

She wasn't treating her Beetus since she ran out of insulin (probably months ago from context clues). She admits she never took her pills as prescribed.

Her HUGE problem will be if she has one of those crises that caused Hospital Beeze Spring 2024. She filled with fluid to the point she was having trouble breathing. Then she spent the night in a Kuwait hospital hooked up to IV fluids. She says she lost 30-ish pounds over the following couple days and that's completely plausible if she had massive edema from something like kidney problems or something equally serious.

That would probably kill her in Syria because Canada can't even air-evacuate her out of there right now. Yes, Damascas has a hospital and she has a massive amounts of money to spend on medical care by Syrian standards. But she's not going to get a dialysis appointment if the beds are filled with the mothers/wives of powerful locals.

if Chantal is on a tourist visa, then the government won’t give a shit about her and said visa(s) as long as she’s out of the country before it expires and she can be busted for overstaying .

Can Syria even track who goes back and forth over their land borders? They don't have electrical power most of the time. I'm guessing retard goat fuckers standing at some gate either let you in or turn you away.

She is prime kidnap for Maple bucks bait.

That's her biggest risk. She'll just stay in an apartment most of the time. Local govt won't care.

But local organized crime will know they could get her family to cough up a few thousand if they threaten to cut her fat throat. A $2k payout is a lot of money there. There's literally no way for the Canadian govt to do jack shit about some Damascas neighborhood warlord.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Chantal hates Christians,

Chantal hates everyone that isn’t a fast food mascot, the man she’s lusting after, or a very specific type of cat. Outside of that, she merely tolerates people.

Crazy to think there's some unsuspecting guy in Canada who housed a braphog for a few weeks and now we're here.

Poor guy needs to deep clean his apartment, Smokey has to acclimate to a new, new, new home and this thick bitch is allegedly voluntarily holed up in an unstable country all to pretend she has a real relationship.

Deep clean? I think he’s probably going to need some holy rites to get rid of the smell of pot and farts.

Also, wherever Smokey is is way better than being with Chantal, even if it’s just marginally.

Damascus has legal alcohol, I'm hopeful for them to get ripped together.

I want to believe that we get drunk Chantal again because that’s always fun, but I have to wonder if Syria is like Kuwait in that the capital is only for the folks in the country who have actual worth, while Chantal and Salah have to do in some cheap shithole made only for migrant workers in shitty conditions.

Also, I remember someone way back saying Chantal made Kuwait look like a horrible place to visit, so I wonder if she’s going to do the same with Syria.

 

[Dutch Courage]

I used to joke that when she moved to Kuwait, the likelihood of her being beheaded increased from 0% to slightly more than 0%. While extremely unlikely, it did at least become theoretically possible.

In Syria, the odds of being beheaded increases significantly. It happened on a daily basis for years. That is no place for a North American, especially a walking embodiment of every excess of the West, one who is prone to shooting her mouth off...

Heheh, they laughed at me when I first brought this up. But it doesn't quite seem so outlandish a notion anymore.

She could make influencer history...

 

[Mulder4me]

A UTI in Syria will kill her.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Yes, Damascas has a hospital and she has a massive amounts of money to spend on medical care by Syrian standards. But she's not going to get a dialysis appointment if the beds are filled with the mothers/wives of powerful locals.

Or if it's bombed, because she's in fucking Syria...
But when she runs out of metformin... How long until we see a diabetic keto acidosis beeze?

 

[Caroline Farrow]

I can't even. Took a 5 min work break, checked YouTube, thought from the title he'd be persuading her to go to Syria, only to realise she was actually there!

Utter insanity. That said, Al Jolani, the terrorist leader of Syria who is linked to ISIS, is currently being feted by the EU, who are throwing billions of dollars at Syria in aid, so maybe they see the possibility of life getting better and becoming more Westernised?

Or maybe this is a calculated gamble that should things kick off, Canada will step in and she's hoping for a military emergency evacuation beeze with her huzzbind thrown in the back of the troop carrier for good measure? It's one way of invigorating her channel!

Bloody hell though.

 

[formerlyfat]

Wait a minute. A week ago we were living in a rental apartment in Cornwall. We had just adopted a fat cat who we couldn't stand. We're planning on staying forever. And now we smuggled ourselves into Syria to be reunited with salad and Julia? I mean we all know the woman is out of control but this is the most out of control. I think I've ever seen her.

 

[Salade Nicoise]

In all my years of mostly lurkership on the Farms, this has got to be the most insane developments, ever.

I lived through the fucking merge. The great Guntening. Rekeita-Palooza...

This was the first Community Happening that made me literally gasp. Bra-fucking-vo, Chantal.

 

[Munchin' on Some Grindage]

We're going to see her get another hamster aren't we?


She also claims to have no access to her money and is living purely off Salah.

Also stated that her "stuffy" apartment in Canada was much hotter than where she is now.

 

[brooky]

A UTI in Syria will kill her.

For all we know, her foot is already rotting from a Smoky nibble.