Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.1%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 69 10.3%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    671
I'm largely checked out on this Stoney's bit until he plays video from Nick and his time there. I'm not seeing the value of shitting on your average dive bar just because they wouldn't sell you a hat.
He's pearl-clutching about the bar doing a midget bowling event. Its fun you miserable Nevadan prick.
He seems fascinated with the midget bowling though.
 
Mama K said on the Casino that she didn't think the community really knew about Rekieta and his problems. They were largely oblivious.
She only talked to a couple of people and lives 90 min away (she said that in one of the Wil H interviews.)
My experience has been that the larger the family, the greater the community exposure that family has.
Exactly. I have way too much Candy Yohi knowledge in my brain, so let's do some rough numbers.

Total Population of Spicer (1,081), New London (1,284), Willmar (21,335) = 23,700 people

From there, who would almost certainly know about this case? These are conservative estimates and rough numbers.
  • Evangelical Covenant Church of New London: 200 (Give or take 50 according to google and what it looks like in the pews in their Sunday streams. We can assume everyone there is aware.)
  • Kandiyohi County Sheriff's Department + Family: 35 (10 arresting officers + 9 wives & 1 husband + 5 office staff, sheriff, etc.)
  • Community Christian School: 131 (Total K-12 is 263 but I cut that in half for the upper school where 3 eldest Rekieta kids attend classes)
  • Dance school: 60 (the school is much bigger but each class is about 20 x 3 Rekieta girls)
  • Other Admin - social workers, lawyers, County workers, PO + support staff: 50 (total guess)
  • Other Kids' Extracurriculars: 50 (Total guess but the kids do community theater, music lessons. choir, speech, and soccer.)
  • Kayla's Family: 25 (it's really about 50 but I cut it in half so not to double count the Church membership).
= 551 people

Now, from there it's up to you to determine the "gossip" exponential. Most googling says that people tell 3-10 people about local crime gossip whether in-person with their hair dresser, texting friends, or posting on FB. That would make the real number 1,653 - 5,510 people.

Edit to Add: I'm sure both Nick and Aaron have local fans/detractors (Aaron once had a radio gig in Willmar). I just don't know how to factor in what that number would be.
 
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Why didn't Cheetos beat the shit out of that fat pedo faggot?
He could cop an assault charge? Melty ain't worth going to jail over. Dude seems to have a good thing going with that bar.

I am perfectly satisfied he threw Nick and Melton out. He's 100% within his legal right to do that. Fat pedos and emaciated child abusers aren't a protected class, thank God.

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Shits on Cheetos for living in an apartment above the bar. This is actually pretty normal.
And convenient! Very short-ass commute to work. You can measure it in steps, and not miles.

At least he doesn't look like a fat greasy pedophile, like Melton.
He seems like he might be a nice guy... but one you absolutely wouldn't want fuck with. Somebody who could totally throw hands, if necessary.

He's pearl-clutching about the bar doing a midget bowling event.
Why would Melton not like that?!? He's stated on several occasions he likes the little people!
 
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I'm largely checked out on this Stoney's bit until he plays video from Nick and his time there. I'm not seeing the value of shitting on your average dive bar just because they wouldn't sell you a hat.
He's pearl-clutching about the bar doing a midget bowling event. Its fun you miserable Nevadan prick.
But it is not simply that he wouldn't sell him a hat

It's because he wouldn't sell him a hat and he's friends with the great Satan Aaron Imholte, therefore he deserves to be harassed and stalked forever
 
Melton finally gets to the Stoney's videos.

First one is Melton approaching Stoney's bar, white male, about 6 foot by my guess in green hoodie and black baseball cap is in front of him. He talks about the patio of the bar, weather is rainy so the patio is shut. An expensive SUV is out front, maybe Nicks? Plate is visible (check later cannot rewind).

Next video is inside the bar, middle-aged white male and two female in front of him. The background is the bar's stage and sound set up. He analyses the room's set up. ( I missed half of the video because I had to sign for a package IRL )
 
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Nick who's "deep in the throes of depression" missed one mortgage payment on auto pay. He explains when that happens, it'll cancel all subsequent payments. He was $20,000 behind. He didn't have the money, so they sold the second home in order to pay it off. I feel as though he's leaving quite a bit out.
So he didn't have a measly 20k in the bank, his parents wouldn't lend it to him, a bank wouldn't lend it to him, and he couldn't tap into the investments that independently make both him and Kayla millionaires?

Weird.
 
An expensive SUV is out front, maybe Nicks? Plate is visible
It has to be Nick’s. I don’t think anyone seeing the plate matters though, does it?

He’s now covering the kicking out event., but doesn’t have a video to show. Looks like everyone got kicked out (were they random alogs who they met at the court?). “Nice to meet you guys”.
 
  • Third video is Melton close to the bar, its less shit then he portrays. Plenty of tables, Melton himself says you can fit 150 in the bar. There's no confrontation in these videos, it seems to be entirely for the purpose of thoroughly documenting a place Aaron frequents.
  • Next is the photo of Melton and Nick everyone's already seen. Melton shits on Cheetos instead.
  • Fourth video is another video outside after immediately being kicked out of Stoney's. He's bitching about being called a pedophile. Claims Cheetos is drunk.
  • Fifth video is again about being kicked out, further complains about it.
  • Sixth video is the entire pedophile crew being kicked out of Stoney's, complaining some more and mocking the bar owner. Nick is visible and staring at his phone. He does not talk.
  • Seventh video is boring, just more recording of the patio area.
 
He keeps going on and on about a bar not being busy at 3pm on a Wednesday. Are bars usually busy at this time except for the day drinkers? Seems like their event from this weekend was packed.

ETA: based off their hours it seems like they are not busy M-W, so make sense why no one is there at 3PM on a W. Busy days are Th-Sun.
I cannot believe that a terminally online fat pedophile does not understand why a bar would not be busy at 3PM on a Wednesday. It is almost as if the majority of the usual patrons are still at work, at real, respectable jobs, and many also have families to go home to.
 
So he didn't have a measly 20k in the bank, his parents wouldn't lend it to him, a bank wouldn't lend it to him, and he couldn't tap into the investments that independently make both him and Kayla millionaires?

Weird.

This doesn't make any sense.

Most of us can understand not having $20k in our bank accounts. But if your mortgage wasn't getting auto-pay'd from your bank account for 12 months, wouldn't you just have the money normally allocated for your mortgage payment sitting in your bank account by the time you realized? He had SOME money going into his account during this time, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to afford all the cocaine.

And this doesn't explain why he got the second mortgage, either.

Yeah I know, Nick got the second mortgage to feed his Cocaine addiction and spent his monthly Mommy and Daddy money also on cocaine, as we've all known for a while. It's just funny and weird to see him basically confirm it.

New photo of Nick post being thrown out of Stoney's
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How does Melton do it? Every time I see an image of him he looks so skeevy. Why is his face like that?
 
Aaron reenacts what he thinks is the chokeslam. Nick seethes and then accused Aaron of fantasizing about anally raping him. He goes on to say that it was Aaron who dosed his daughter with cocaine-laced Spaghetti-O's. For good measure, Nick calls Gabe Hoffman a pedo.
Okay, that one is such a wild thing he said. I'm surprised no one in the thread has mentioned it — or maybe I just missed it. He spoke directly to Aaron (not just about him) and outright implied that Aaron gave his daughter cocaine. That's insane — so I'm archiving the 720p clip to highlight it.

 
This is another thing that baffles me, why does Nick still hang with Melton? (Aside from the pedo shit)

When he isn’t with Melton, he mostly pretty guarded about everything that went on. But in Melton’s presence he starts blabbing and sharing way more than he would usually.

Surely he has the self-awareness to recognize that this is the absolute wrong person to hang around if you want to maintain your defenses, right?
I'll bet that besides the Aaron stuff, Nick still wants to "dabble" in comedy. And while Melton's not quite an LA-based comedian, a Las Vegas-based podcaster is close enough for a desperate, over the hill wannabe like Nick. I guess he thinks that if he ingratiates himself to that fat pedo enough then he might make some useful connections into the industry. Nevermind the fact that if Melton actually had any useful connections in the comedy scene then he wouldn't be begging for scraps in the dabbleverse.
 
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