Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Shush]

Interesting matter of public record, went ahead and turned the bodycam transcripts into video. Unfortunately since the transcripts were incomplete, I had to take some creative liberties. Some. Not many.

 

[Captain Manning]

Fourth video is another video outside after immediately being kicked out of Stoney's. He's bitching about being called a pedophile. Claims Cheetos is drunk.

No, I'm pretty sure it's because you do everything possible to convince people you are a fucking pedo, Melton.

As for drunk: What do you wanna bet Cheetos is like Marion from Raiders of the Lost Ark? You get into a drinking game with him, and you pass out waaaaay before Cheetos would. Dude looks like he can handle his liquor every bit as well as he could handle Nick and Melton.

 

[Vibralldo]

I'll bet that besides the Aaron stuff, Nick still wants to "dabble" in comedy. And while Melton's not quite an LA-based comedian, a Las Vegas-based podcaster is close enough for a desperate, over the hill wannabe like Nick. I guess he thinks that if he ingratiates himself to that fat pedo enough then he might make some useful connections into the industry. Nevermind the fact that if Melton actually had any useful connections in the comedy scene then he wouldn't be begging for scraps in the dabbleverse.

Melton's also probably the biggest name right now he can easily collaborate with in general

 

[AnOminous]

Like any biker bar named "Stoney's" wouldn't be a dive bar. It's lucky for him he wasn't there when it was crowded otherwise someone other than the owner might have taken offense at a fat, greasy pedophile showing up with his fat, greasy pedophile buddies.

 

[Oxyjen]

We have a Kayla sighting, this is not a drill.
She was in that video but we can't rewind the live show. Is anyone running OBS?

Yep. Mainly as an emergency backup in case nobody else is.

Earlier on Melton mentioned that he knows where April works. Which means Nick knows, and told him, I guess.

 

[SkuSucka]

As for drunk: What do you wanna bet Cheetos is like Marion from Raiders of the Lost Ark?

What's funny is MAPton is playing bitch and trying to imply Cheetos was drunk/drinks on the job. Unless Stearns has a specific provision, Minnesota apparently doesn't actually prohibit drinking and barbacking.

Legit tho, I knew this one vet turned biker who made it a point to spend a night in jail from beating someone's ass at his local dive. Hed probably have actually beaten Melton to death if he heard our barback call him a pedo

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Big section of Chad Zumock fucking with him. He's called the police about harassment and threatening to make more reports.

He’s bitching about it on Twitter, too, saying Chad sends him emails. He’s also claiming Chad is calling his family members and telling them Hunchy is a pedophile. Kevin Brennan had Chad on MLC yesterday to respond and Chad denied calling anyone. Chad and Melton are both unrepentant liars and Hunchy knows that any fucking with Chad will be enjoyed by everyone because Chad is an easily baited, obnoxious retard and piece of shit like him. They both think they’re 1980s WWF personalities and it’s extremely gay.

 

[A Little Bird]

Okay, that one is such a wild thing he said. I'm surprised no one in the thread has mentioned it — or maybe I just missed it. He spoke directly to Aaron (not just about him) and outright implied that Aaron gave his daughter cocaine. That's insane — so I'm archiving the 720p clip to highlight it.

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DAILY REMINDER: Nick thinks making implications like that without quite saying what he wants to say makes him look smart. He is too much of a socially-retarded autist to see how he looks like a limp-wristed FAGGOT.

DAILY REMINDER 2: Nick starts every single one of his miserable days by crawling out of the very bed in which that doughy retard FUCKED HIS WIFE. He ends each day by collapsing onto a mattress that is stained with both of their bodily fluids. Nick thinks this is winning.

 

[woodedbag]

It's wild to me that there is a very small corner of the internet for the freak mutant genetic mistakes of the world to freely look down upon regular people for having regular lives from the comfort of their trailer park or government subsidized housing unit with Melton. If you spend enough time online, I guess you can just completely disassociate from the reality of being an unemployed near 50 year old morbidly obese man with nobody and nothing, and allow yourself to cast stones on to a bar owner in the town the guy you stalk online lives at.

 

[thebigdream]

New photo of Nick post being thrown out of Stoney's
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Even when he's being kicked out of a biker bar (genuinely a cool thing to have happen) HE'S ON HIS FUCKING PHONE. NICK, GET OFF XITTER

 

[talk talk talk]

New photo of Nick post being thrown out of Stoney's
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Can confirm that was the suit he was wearing at court.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Okay, that one is such a wild thing he said. I'm surprised no one in the thread has mentioned it — or maybe I just missed it. He spoke directly to Aaron (not just about him) and outright implied that Aaron gave his daughter cocaine. That's insane — so I'm archiving the 720p clip to highlight it.

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Nick desperately wants this to be true but he has absolutely no evidence to support it beyond the vaguely coincidental events that she both ingested SpaghettiOs and Cocaine at some undetermined time.

 

[dustnight]

New photo of Nick post being thrown out of Stoney's
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[Oxyjen]

Can confirm that was the suit he was wearing at court.

Did you see those other people at the courthouse by any chance?

 

[talk talk talk]

Did you see those other people at the courthouse by any chance?

I don't know any of the players, but I think I sat next to the bald guy with the red chin beard.

 

[dustnight]

Well, Melton does like children...

naah... what makes you say that?

 

[East_Clintwood]

New photo of Nick post being thrown out of Stoney's

The fact Nick got suited and booted for Aaron's hearing and then to hang out with a fat greasy nonce, but couldn't even manage that much for his own hearing is genuinely pathetic.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

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Am I the only who thinks this seems like your normal small town bar as far as bars go? Keeps masking a big deal on how small it is. Also, I can’t get thru the entire video with out it pausing. Not sure why. But I can’t seem to download them for offline viewing.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Nick, representing a client: "sheeeit... ain't goin"

Nick, attending his boyfriend's court appearance: "Woman! Bring me my finest suit!"

 

[Melty Butter]

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We have a Kayla sighting, this is not a drill.

It must be this. @talk talk talk was this what she was wearing? (2nd vid from Dustnight)