Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[Hitchhiker]

The Statement of Claims is available now. Just a heads up, it's almost 30 pages long, but her mother owes $5300.

It's so sad that Zoey's gonna have to become a stripper to pay back her mom's debt. If you see her in da club make sure to throw a hundred her way.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

It's so sad that Zoey's gonna have to become a stripper to pay back her mom's debt. If you see her in da club make sure to throw a hundred her way.

I'd prefer to see less naked fat women in my lifetime, thank you.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

I know of a way that Zoey and her mom can make some quick cash:

Spoiler: cash money

GAMBLE IDIOTS

https://stake.com/
After all, the Aumiist always wins.​

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

While doing some digging, I have made a couple of discoveries.

1. Her dad was charged with a felony when he was only 18 years old.
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2. Lindsey Banning, her dad's felonious ex girlfriend, has over 20 different court cases, multiple of which are felonies.
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Out of all the possibilities, Tiffany was born exactly where she needed to be: American's asylum disguised as a state.

 

[Hitchhiker]

Out of all the possibilities, Tiffany was born exactly where she needed to be: American's asylum disguised as a state.

Do you think that living in Florida is what made her like she is now or that she was already destined to be fucked up and that's why she ended up in Florida? Truly a question of Nature vs. Nurture.

 

[NerdShamer]

that we will never get a Cooking with Zoey IG live stream ever because she chimp out and get herself banned.

Don't be silly, she'll actually get mercy-banned for showcasing her mold collection that's inside her fridge before the "COME AT ME MOTHERFUCKERS!!!" episode starts.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Do you think that living in Florida is what made her like she is now or that she was already destined to be fucked up and that's why she ended up in Florida? Truly a question of Nature vs. Nurture.

God clearly has plans for our favorite sociopath schizoposter.

 

[Hitchhiker]

Don't be silly, she'll actually get mercy-banned for showcasing her mold collection that's inside her fridge before the "COME AT ME MOTHERFUCKERS!!!" episode starts.

I miss my ex-roommates pet black mold they had in their shower. I hope she's feeding her mold every day and giving it lots of water.

But yeah it probably is good for her at least that she is banned.

 

[RCRA/CERCLA/GOONER]

no she just disappeared
i had nothing to do with it
she just fled

Ik im late but... did you drop her off by the side of the woods to let her be free so she can live among "monks" like a certain French Canadian man?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Ik im late but... did you drop her off by the side of the woods to let her be free so she can live among "monks" like a certain French Canadian man?

Mama JF is perfectly fine, she's just a little lost.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Hi Zoey!
(A)

 

[Hitchhiker]

Hi Zoey!
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Cause your mom hates you and thinks of you as a burden Tiff. She wants you in her life as little as possible. Leave her, sprout your wings and become the strong, independent girlboss we know you can be.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Leave her, sprout your wings and become the strong, independent girlboss Pegasister we know you can be.

Ftfy
#CantWaitForMarefair

 

[Xev]

Imagine learning about your mom's legal troubles by reading your own kf thread

 

[slungus22]

Hi Zoey!
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time to get a job zoey, stop rotting in fucking bed all day!!!

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

Hi Zoey!
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Tiffany, don't you know?!

Your mommy hates you for being a schizophrenic yenta that you are. We told you to kill yourself, but you didn't listen. Oh well. How about instead you go do something productive?!?

 

[Shoresy]

Ohhh the mom is being sued. Why did I read that as Zoey's mom was suing Zoey?

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

I picked the right time to get into this thread. Zoey is schizokino. Reading the highlights of this thread is a trip from the bathtub glass to the carrot posts lmfao. Hope Zoey sticks out the lawsuit.

 

[BinaricHate]

The Statement of Claims is available now. Just a heads up, it's almost 30 pages long, but her mother owes $5300.

Uh oh. Toji-san. I spend too much money on fureshu sarumon and gacha game. We are now homuress. We now have to rive in favera

 

[AltisticRight]

Don't drink and post.

Sounded like more than a few bottles,

Hi Zoey!
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Hey Zoey, eat your carrots. They're healthy.