Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Fear&LoathinginMcDonalds]

Is it possible that Chantal is actually the fattest living person currently in Syria?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I’ll give credit to Chantal one thing, she was correct in stating she was just going to eat herself to death while rotting in a shabby room in the west. However this insane trip to Syria is just Chantal running from any sort of adult independence or responsibility.

If she survives awhile in Syria she will finally appreciate her Cornwall white trash hellhole. She will lose weight rapidly living in Syria, between the heat and lack of fast food. The lack of AC, constant internet and fast food will be very good for Chantal, it’s the war torn civil war Islamic hell hole part that’s bad.

Even she said on the stream Salad didn’t think she wouldn’t last a week. Chantal thinks aggressive positivity will see her through, forgetting this is just yet another manic phase.

Now instead of raving about everything being creamy and fresh, she will talk about olive trees.

This will certainly get her views and membership stats way up.

 

[Who Now]

Remember when we all thought she couldn't get any more bizarre when she ate lobster mac and cheese while farting?

Meanwhile, look how many pages there are!

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Guys I think I figured out her and Salad’s plan here.

She’s gonna become a new spokesperson for the new Syrian regime as he takes up some positions in Ministry of Culture or something around those lines.

All the hours of practicing crazy frog is gonna pay dividends.

Sorta like how when South Koreans defect to North Korea and start parroting what ever the government say, Guntal her will be new Western face of the regime.

“Goys the Syrian regime ain’t that bad and it’s actually a lot better than the those evil western countries and their Arab client states! Look how well they treat me! I can beeze! I can seal! They even have their own pharmaceutical industry! Now come and visit and more importantly, INVEST! I dunno if can eat another god damn falafel! I NEEDS THE KING”

 

[CalderaScar]

Fat retarded history is being made here. This will go into the annals of lolcow.

 

[catbyte]

Cutie: "How many people would make the journey that I just did?"

Yo, DUMBASS, sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

We need a poll on how long we think she lasts in Syria. I think she flees the country within 3 weeks.

 

[JusesJeece]

The only way to top this is for this pair of tards to flee to Bongland on a very very very very big inflatable - would she be charged for three "seats"??

Nah. The Internet quality is significantly better in Syria. A 2 hour stream using any BongMobile network is but a dream.

 

[Excuseme]

Eight days ago near Damascus - 25 people killed, 63 people injured. ISIS suicide bombs. Chantal is certifiably insane. She needs to be institutionalized, forever, I have no pity for whatever happens to those two retarded dolts,

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

It would be an awful pity if that cat bite she never got the follow up rabies shots for came back to haunt her now she’s stuck somewhere she can’t access medical care, wouldn’t it?




Also did anyone else catch her saying something about men round the doors asking for money for water? Sounded a bit ominous and unlawful.
Oh well, a bit of karma for those who take off with bottles of water in the desert meant for kids I suppose!

 

[Tetragrammaton]

the real question here is will she leave syria of her own accord or will she end up on one of those ISIS hostage videos?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

the real question here is will she leave syria of her own accord or will she end up on one of those ISIS hostage videos?

She will not be leaving Syria, and Smee ain't paying the freight to bring what's left of her carcas home.

 

[Pargon]

the real question here is will she leave syria of her own accord or will she end up on one of those ISIS hostage videos?

There's a nonzero chance for a "missing, presumed dead".

I have never seen a person more bound and determined to make herself a statistic.

 

[Clotso Coof]

The Chantal and Salah Story seems to be a combination of the Dunning Kruger Effect and the Sunk Cost Fallacy. Neither can see they're stupendously bad at scamming, "researching", youtubing and playing the keyboard. Neither will give up on this obviously backfiring partnership because they both feel they've invested too much money and/or ego into it.

So Salah keeps hanging on to avoid getting a job, get more nice electronics and hopefully get into Canada someday. Chantal hopes she can keep the Where's Your Husband!? story going long enough to die in her sleep before FFG gets to laugh at Salah's "Divorce My Way" tell all livestream.

But they might be better off together for the next few months since neither can afford to live without the other (in their own apartment anyway).

I think she flees the country within 3 weeks.

But then she'll just go back to Syria on the next paycheck or something. She's so stuck on this middle east Muslima romance arc. She wouldn't let it go even after that humiliating Kaibella scandal, complete with shit talk and a pic of Salah's sad little dick.

will she end up on one of those ISIS hostage videos?

They'd need an IMAX crew to fit her in an ISIS video.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

looooool hows that scam going saladboy? You've "worked" hard on Flobby for a few years now, and mostly only managed to deport yourself back to Syria from kreamy Kuwait.

 

[Random Internet Person]

They'd need an IMAX crew to fit her in an ISIS video.

Come on, everyone knows the most iconic terrorist footage comes from a camcorder from Radio Shack or some bullshit you got on sale at Best Buy.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Imagine how cool My 600 lb life would be if instead of going to Dr Now the fatties get sent to a war torn 3rd world war country. Or if an Idiot Abroad was about super morbidly obese westerners in lawless countries with no stable government,

Chantal has given us a real gift by choosing to move Syria. She wants to be Syrian travel blogger. Chantal has sky rocketed to #1 lolcow.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

I really want a "Ransom of Red Chief" arc where ISIS takes her, makes vids and demands ransom, but nobody pays and she's so annoying they rush to get rid of her again.

Except you know, it's ISIS, so getting rid of her is a little less cute than The Ransom of Red Chief.

 

[a hapless toad]

Another says "The Farms" thinks driving from Beirut to Damascus is "just a layover to Malaysia".

Excuse me Pondue pinheads, that's not what I said.

I think this might an extended layover on the way to Malaysia. She can't handle a 27 hour flight, so it's handy to stop halfway and also retrieve her handsomest man.

It's only 70 miles between Beirut and Damascus. I can see her staying in Damascus for a few weeks before they both fuck off to Malaysia.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Chantal has given us a real gift by choosing to move Syria. She wants to be Syrian travel blogger. Chantal has sky rocketed to #1 lolcow.

10000 pages never looked more real. And Chantal really could get some recognition at the end of the year.