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Military. I’ve been all over the region just not Iraq. Go figure.Birthright?
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Military. I’ve been all over the region just not Iraq. Go figure.Birthright?
Chantal said that Salah is supporting the both of them, and she can’t access her AdSense, so Salah can really screw Chantal over anytime he wants. But he probably won’t because Chantal is the only thing keeping him from joining Peetz in making Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons look like a gigachad.Has Salah took her to Syria in the hope the state will finally dispose of Chantal for him?
On the surface, this development doesn't make sense. For that matter, none of their relationship for the past 3 years has seemingly made much sense. Salah has stuck by Chantal no matter what she does. Talks shit on camera, alienates him from friends and family, squanders tons of money on fast food. Stinks up the apartment. Refuses to exercise or lose weight. Won't cook or clean or do laundry. The list goes on and on. And contrary to most Farmers, I think that pretty early on he gave up on her getting him to Canada anytime soon, if at all. He knows that's a pipe dream.
Salah had plenty of opportunities to dump Chantal. Just leave the apartment and don't come back. Or ghost her when she made a visa run. But he was always at the airport when she returned. He stayed away from the apartment for days at a time, but he always came back. He certainly could have ghosted her when he fled to Syria, but he didn't.
As for Chantal, I don't think she is with him just to prove to Nader and the haydurs that she can get a man. Maybe at first, but not now. She forgave him for the Kaibella mess, and rushed back to Kuwait. She tolerated it when he would disappear for days at a time. She looked the other way when the "red room" pic surfaced. And now she has followed him to freaking Syria, of all places.
TL,DR: They've both put up with a lot of shit in this relationship, but they are still together. Pelt me with red x's and puzzle pieces, but against all odds, I think Salah and Chantal actually love each other.
Some may call it love, some may call it a beard for a guy in the closet, I prefer to call it a lazy dickhead who thinks he’s too good for a real job (even a part time one) thinking he found a way to not only avoid the grind of working for somebody else and following somebody else’s rules lest he get fired, but he has a way to show off how awesome he thinks he is and shows off the awesome (to him) being an Internet star has gotten him, like a new car.I haven't checked in on this bitch since the start of the gay Arab husband saga and I'm legit in shock that they are still involved. What is the QRD on why this guy is still dealing with her? Did the green card not pan out yet.
I doubt that. Chantal has made being “married” to King Beezer the highlight of her life. Losing him would be the ultimate ego killer for her.And they put themselves in the ultimate relationship test. Will it still work if you're living in a third world country?
I think a big reason Salah puts up with Chins is due to divorce being frowned upon in Islam. And likely he hasn't had any luck with Muslim women. With Chantal its likely Salah hyped up Syria to her and she assumes its a temporary situation they're in. Except it isn't, and once she figures out that she's been lied to she'll eventually dump him and enter the next chapter of her life.
The joke is she thinks she can just pick ‘em and snack on ‘em!That's one of my favorite lines from that live. She thinks olive trees next to the street in Damascus, a giant dry city of nearly 3 million people, are "wild olives". No one tending or watering them, no one owning all those olive trees in a food-insecure warzone.
No worries they can use her as a force field and it will bounce right off.IDF one they hear Guntal is in Syria :
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(It says “Don’t fuck with cats” in Hebrew)
At the very least, he has a "wife" who came into the relationship with no ability to have children, so he can still continue on living his life as he was with no pressures of having to provide for a family.Some may call it love, some may call it a beard for a guy in the closet, I prefer to call it a lazy dickhead who thinks he’s too good for a real job (even a part time one) thinking he found a way to not only avoid the grind of working for somebody else and following somebody else’s rules lest he get fired, but he has a way to show off how awesome he thinks he is and shows off the awesome (to him) being an Internet star has gotten him, like a new car.
AlsoShe doesn't get paid for another three weeks, so we'll have to see how she gets her money then. There might be more options now that the international bank sanctions have been lifted. Salah already said they can drive to Jordan for an ATM.
That's one of my favorite lines from that live. She thinks olive trees next to the street in Damascus, a giant dry city of nearly 3 million people, are "wild olives". No one tending or watering them, no one owning all those olive trees in a food-insecure warzone.
By "best healthcare in the world" he just meant whatever healthcare they do have is cheap. Those are two very different things, Shitboy.- Salah: "The best healthcare in the world!!"
I think the far bigger joke is that she'd be ignorantly stealing food, in full public view, in an Islamic shithole run by terrorists. What does Syria do to thieves?The joke is she thinks she can just pick ‘em and snack on ‘em!
And media will cry Israel bad once they see crowd of Muslims killed by said farts, not to mention craters.When I was on Birthright, we went up to the Golan Heights and I heard at least one explosion. Now that Birthright trips are resuming, I guess young American Jews will be hearing Chantal's farts.
Funny story is the current regime in Damascus will be thrilled to have a western "influencer" living in their country and will roll out the red carpet. And hand her the script. This fat retard may have actually struck gold and all the haters are going to hate as she's turned into a literal kween to shill for the Jolani government.According to her stream, they already gave someone money for water so word will get out fast.
Welcome to Season Syria.
Right, her marriage thing. This is the same certificate she hasn't been able to show in almost 3 yrs in Kuwait because it will be analyzed and proven to be fake (if even a fake one exists) . IMO this is one of the reasons Shitlah fled Kuwait. There was much more they were fearing than the whole kitten fiasco."This proves that you're married. Well yes... I had to show my marriage thing..."
Exactly and that's why her marriage thingy wasn't an issue."They're not as strict here, the government is still stabilizing, like ya know."
"No, I don't have access to Canadian... my money. I'm living off my husband right now."