Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Ricks on a twitter tear:
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Conspiracy Rick

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Rick writes the same tedious sentence 4 fucking times.

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Rick meets a normie and calls him a stupid child.

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Rick tells another normie to delete their account after being insulted.

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Trump is a combination of nigger and kike but Fat Rick is much more loathsome.

Trump doesn't do fake moralism like the Blob Monster of Milwaukee does. You know Trump is a New York City (((real estate))) mogul sex pest who surrounds himself with crass niggerrich shit. Fat Rick claims that he is MORAL and on the RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY.
 
Apropos of nothing really, I was leafing through "Gate Crashers" for reasons that are hard to explain, and Rick's character work here made me laugh:

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Mademoiselle Lemieux, she is, how you say, l'French, non?

Also, don't miss the Acknowledgements section, where Rick first and foremost thanks himself (of course) and is strangely prescient in ways he did not realize:

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ALSO, Rick the fuckboi:

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Apropos of nothing really, I was leafing through "Gate Crashers" for reasons that are hard to explain, and Rick's character work here made me laugh:

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Mademoiselle Lemieux, she is, how you say, l'French, non?

Also, don't miss the Acknowledgements section, where Rick first and foremost thanks himself (of course) and is strangely prescient in ways he did not realize:

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ALSO, Rick the fuckboi:

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This tells me that Gate Crashers was ghostwritten, heavily edited, or both.

Also Fat Rick was never thin enough to be a fuckboi. Just because he wore Adrienne's panties while jerking over her while she was passed out drunk (this got us Annabelle) doesn't mean he was a fuckboi.
 
Also Fat Rick was never thin enough to be a fuckboi. Just because he wore Adrienne's panties while jerking over her while she was passed out drunk (this got us Annabelle) doesn't mean he was a fuckboi.
In fatrick's sphere "fuckboi" was just an overtly homosexual-coded synonym for Chud during the late 2010s.

As shown by these old xeets in which he engages in especially fat and gay oinkouts at people disagreeing with him
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His lisp is most evident when he is prepping the fart bull.
Checked and seems he has only oinked in denial at this once before
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Two years on and the police are still searching vainly for the phantom lisp-mocker
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EDIT: YOU WILL SOON BE THE PROPERTY OF THE US CORRECTIONAL SYSTEM STALKERCHILD :story:
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Also dang, this remark seems to have drawn blood given the whimpering about sociopaths
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DOUBLE EDIT: Speaking of how utterly and fatly he is malding right this minute....
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Patrick is such an unpleasant person. I wish I had time to take off in August to fly down to Seattle for the convention. I always check my used bookstore for any of his published works, but they never have any. If I had to ask him to sign I'd call out sick for a day or two.

"I'm a big fan of your work, both in print and on Twitter! Can you sign it 'enjoy prison, stalker?'"
 
Patrick is such an unpleasant person. I wish I had time to take off in August to fly down to Seattle for the convention. I always check my used bookstore for any of his published works, but they never have any. If I had to ask him to sign I'd call out sick for a day or two.

"I'm a big fan of your work, both in print and on Twitter! Can you sign it 'enjoy prison, stalker?'"
Enjoy swift incapacitation and being face down on the ground with no clear recollection of how you got there, stalker. Now keep quiet as I hold you immobile, child.
 
Enjoy swift incapacitation and being face down on the ground with no clear recollection of how you got there, stalker. Now keep quiet as I hold you immobile, child.
You forgot how when he wakes up on the ground, he’ll see Fatrick standing over him, a spoon full of his own teeth clutched in a sweaty trotter.
 
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Mademoiselle Lemieux, she is, how you say, l'French, non?

Also, don't miss the Acknowledgements section, where Rick first and foremost thanks himself (of course) and is strangely prescient in ways he did not realize:

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Lol, why has he written Monsieur /Msr. like that?

Oh now, what's this?
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Damn. Enjoy Bastille.

From reading that self acknowledgment, it would also appear that the pay2print publishers charge extra for every comma used.
Also, silly Rick! - Tom Hanks was ON the island in Castaway, he was not the island himself.
He isn't a remote section of land surrounded by ocean 🏝️❌
He is A Man 🧑 ✅


I would love to know where Patrick sourced his sense of intellectual superiority, just all about how the fuck it came to be.
 
Remarkable how all of them were exactly identical except that one was wearing a white t-shirt and the other two had black ones. Successful authors are known to be observant, so it really makes you think why Tomlinson couldn't find any other way to discern these Black teenagers.

Does a cow poetically describe each stalk of grass it chows down or does it just see 'grass'?

Same logic here. Patty just saw 'food.'
 
Apropos of nothing really, I was leafing through "Gate Crashers" for reasons that are hard to explain
There are far better ways to deal with such severe self-loathing, child. There's drugs (legal and not), alcohol, ready access to your wife's pussy (assuming Shart'harvian and crew aren't using it), overeating, cruising for cock at the local gym, berating delivery drivers, poorly attempting to get publicly gang-raped by local police, comically useless litigation, concluding your life in a cage, etc.

I'm just saying, if things are that bad, you don't have to read such drivel. There's lots of other ways to deal with the pain.
 
Remarkable how all of them were exactly identical except that one was wearing a white t-shirt and the other two had black ones. Successful authors are known to be observant, so it really makes you think why Tomlinson couldn't find any other way to discern these Black teenagers.
To Rick, all Negro children, whether or not they are kicking his ass and stealing his cell phone and his Chubby's cheesesteak, just consist of a series of gorilla apes. He can't really tell them apart. They all look the same to him.
The weird repetition is what freaks me out the most. I can't understand how he doesn't realise it looks stupid, or doesn’t at least get bored of it himself .
He's literally mentally retarded. He is incapable of understanding how stupid it makes him look.

His brain is probably physiologically missing parts that the brains of normal people have. He doesn't understand how stupid he looks, because he is too stupid to understand how stupid he looks to normal people.
 
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