Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Yours Truly 2095]

Which is funny because when he lost the contract last year he spent an awful lot of energy trying to convince everyone he still had it. Also him blaming the Rumble deal for his channel's death is hilarious. Nick, people stopped watching you because you switched from talking about the law to talking about sex and drugs. Even people who don't believe you poisoned your daughter with cocaine or shared your wife with Jamaican bulls simply were no longer interested in or entertained by your show. And you'll never get your original audience back because you've scrambled your brains with drugs, you're not witty or quick anymore and you can barely form a coherent thought.

It's why I stopped watching him. I used to watch every stream, they helped me get through permanent night shift. I am proud to say I have never donated to him at all. I began just not watching or skipping through when drex or legal mindset was on because it always devolved into degeneracy. I dismissed it as guy locker room talk. I've never been one for that stuff but it's common enough. Those weren't all the time so whatever. Then it became all the time. He started pressuring guests with more in depth sex talk. Pressing Megan Fox to go get sex toys at a sex shop despite her being clearly uncomfortable. Eventually the default was sex and drugs. I can't remember what killed it once and for all for me, but it was way before the arrests. I just started listening to more books and MATI.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

"WE GOT PLENTY TO DRINK!!"

 

[YarrBlueballs]

Interesting matter of public record, went ahead and turned the bodycam transcripts into video. Unfortunately since the transcripts were incomplete, I had to take some creative liberties. Some. Not many.
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I just want to say I fucking love the continuity between the bottle being smashed and splashing against the wall in the kid's flashback and the stain being on the wall during the investigation. It's these little things that tie it all together!

This is canon now. I don't care if the footage is released, this is real to me damnit!

 

[SandyCat]

Interesting matter of public record, went ahead and turned the bodycam transcripts into video. Unfortunately since the transcripts were incomplete, I had to take some creative liberties. Some. Not many.
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We don't need the body cam footage anymore, it could never surpass this masterpiece

 

[Vibralldo]

Has anyone seen Nick in any 5 viewer dabbleverse streams, or in the locals chat, or in a Thai prison or something?

I'm starting to get worried.

 

[Alkor]

Did they promise her she could watch Star Trek in the courtroom to induce her to show up?

Only the court-themed episodes though, like The Menagerie, Measure of a Man, or Dax.

 

[Vibralldo]

Only the court-themed episodes though, like The Menagerie, Measure of a Man, or Dax.

Kayla had to use that full body cripple wheelchair that only does 1 beep for yes and 2 beeps for no

 

[Gorton Colu]

And nobody wants to hear sex talk from some fucking NERD who married the first female who was willing to touch his dick and had to claim to be gay to even get her to.

Sickies might like it.

Hearing tales from Gomorrah through a faggot schemer like Nick is like washing down shit with piss.

 

[DemsBNutz]

Excellent creative choice on the cops looking like Baked Alaska!
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My favorite part was the Cody sighting and the Aaron shrine... This was great!!!

 

[Haramburger]

Interesting matter of public record, went ahead and turned the bodycam transcripts into video. Unfortunately since the transcripts were incomplete, I had to take some creative liberties. Some. Not many.
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Are you one of the recently laid-off Cartoon Network creatives? They should've got you sooner so that we'd have a whole season of Tom Nick Goes To The Mayor Female Judge by now

 

[AnOminous]

Which is funny because when he lost the contract last year he spent an awful lot of energy trying to convince everyone he still had it.

I'd already stopped regularly watching (usually I just listened instead of watched but whatever), but that Rumble shit where he was just obviously lying about it constantly made him look like a punk and a fool. I could no longer take him seriously when he hit lolcow levels of lying about shit that didn't even matter.

It wasn't that he'd tell stupid lies, constantly, so much as that he actually thought people would be stupid enough to believe his stupid lies. At some point, the whole constantly spewing utterly idiotic lies thing becomes not just funny but actively offensive.

The sheer stupidity becomes offensive. Obviously the truth would come out, so either he was a delusional retard who didn't realize that, or he thought you were a delusional retard who would believe moronic lies.

My favorite part was the Cody sighting and the Aaron shrine... This was great!!!

Oh I missed that that was Coomalot. The worst gay NASCAR driver of all time.

I didn't think NASCAR cottoned to them queers.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I'm starting to get worried.

I'm starting to get hopeful.

 

[gampboonerisms]

Interesting matter of public record, went ahead and turned the bodycam transcripts into video. Unfortunately since the transcripts were incomplete, I had to take some creative liberties. Some. Not many.
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holy shit that's so fucking good. there's so many layers to know after 5 years of rackets fucking his life up. i tried to explain this to a friend and i ended up just saying "think about tim and eric yeah". i love the country accents. i love that all the cops have the same voice. i love this shit right here man. this shit right here. i love it.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Interesting matter of public record, went ahead and turned the bodycam transcripts into video. Unfortunately since the transcripts were incomplete, I had to take some creative liberties. Some. Not many.
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The fact you put blue fingers on nick, kayla's catatonic state unless Aaron was mentioned, the chokeslam referencing Ralph's own death threat to Pantsu is peak cinema. The minute details makes all the difference.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Has anyone seen Nick in any 5 viewer dabbleverse streams, or in the locals chat, or in a Thai prison or something?

I'm starting to get worried.

Nick has devolved into Ralph in record time. Already at the stage where if he doesn't tweet for a day people assume he's dead or in prison.

 

[Faticati]

We don't need the body cam footage anymore, it could never surpass this masterpiece

The only flaw is there was no dab and mtn dew retrieved from the officers patrol car

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

New photo of Nick post being thrown out of Stoney's
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I am deeply offended that Nick has French cuffs, but is wearing them WITHOUT CUFFLINKS and has the cuffs OVER HIS SUIT JACKET. WTF are you doing nigger?

 

[AnOminous]

I am deeply offended that Nick has French cuffs, but is wearing them WITHOUT CUFFLINKS and has the cuffs OVER HIS SUIT JACKET. WTF are you doing nigger?

You can't expect a man to keep his sartorial display adequate when he's being thrown out of a bar along with a fat, greasy pedophile and that fat, greasy pedophile's entourage of other fat, greasy pedophiles, after the owner of the bar called the original fat, greasy pedophile a fat, greasy pedophile, to his fat, greasy pedophile face, while throwing his fat, greasy pedophile ass out of his bar that is not welcoming to fat, greasy pedophiles and their fat, greasy pedophile entourages, while he, Nick, is merely a dude in a totally snazzy assistant manager at K-Mart suit, who isn't guilty by association, because all he did was dose his eight year old daughter with enormous amounts of cocaine.

It was a completely dignified situation to be in for a lawyer whose license has been yanked for his inability to comply with even the most basic requirements.

What lawyer hasn't filmed himself being thrown out of a dive bar with a bunch of fat, greasy pedophiles?

 

[john marston]

Okay, that one is such a wild thing he said. I'm surprised no one in the thread has mentioned it — or maybe I just missed it. He spoke directly to Aaron (not just about him) and outright implied that Aaron gave his daughter cocaine. That's insane — so I'm archiving the 720p clip to highlight it.

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I think that this is proof that he knows exactly how his daughter got cocaine. If he truly believed in the BS around the false positive or cocaine metabolism he wouldn't be saying this.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

It's literally a completely normal small town dive. They're even based enough to refuse the patronage of a bunch of out of town pedophiles.

I feel like I am now obligated to go in there and order something if I am ever near enough to Rockville, MN. It sounds like a typical dive bar, but supposedly they are active in the Community. I feel bad about the abuse the bar suffers from Melton’s fans/ Aaron’s retarded anti-fans (seriously how the fuck does he have anti-fans).

Don’t know how the owner feels about this other than getting a lot of free advertising.