Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[A Deer In Headlights]

Where does he keep all the ferrets? They stink pretty bad, one pair is already bad let alone fucking 4 or 5 of them.

He probably keeps at least 2 of them inside his pants at all times

 

[bremer]

Where does he keep all the ferrets? They stink pretty bad, one pair is already bad let alone fucking 4 or 5 of them.

Well, he has 58 of them.
I'm fairly sure that they're in a separate house that he owns and his pooner girlfriend takes care of the ferrets mainly.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

these people are fucking DELUSIONAL! my god. you wouldn't catch me dead talking in a public discord.

This comment from the chill zones video really sums up how these stupid faggots think.



Its literally that old meme
"games aren't dying"
"ok they are dying but nobody cares"
"ok people cares but its a minority"
"ok its not a minority but its unavoidable"
"ok it is avoidable but it will make game devs suffer"
"ok it wont make game devs suffer but they deserve to die anyway"

I swear these kind of people I want to beat.

Also its not even apathy, its more like bitter nihilism mixed with crab bucket mentality. People who just want to watch games die, and deserve the shit kicked out of them, because they never got that beat out of them in highschool.

 

[FrogMinutes]

Well, he has 58 of them

imagine being Mald.
seeing the SKG numbers hitting MILLIONS, because you suck ass, having the entire sloptube gang turn on you.
and you're in a house that smells like ferret piss while you try to spin the entire thing as a win to your cattle fan base

Couldn't be me.
the fucking Piss particles are clouding his judgment.

 

[gorgon]

Now that you mention it, I went back and checked, and...

Spoiler: There is VERY SUSPICIOUS 'Layering' on the gnome

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If you look at it, there's, uh, flecking on the hat of the gnome all the way down to where the towel is touching it. Like, that is not a colour that should be anywhere aside from in the toilet just before you flush it.

That gnome has seen some shit, and he put it right on his towel, too!

...And keep in mind the gnome's hat is curved, so it's longer than it looks...

...I just had a horrifying thought. And I'm not gonna do the math to find out, so click on at your own risk, but... can the gnome be used to calculate mald's anal circumference like the F.A.T.A.L. character he deserves to be? Because forget 666, I'm pretty sure whatever number you get from that is the true mark of the beast.

I can't believe I'm saying this but I've always thought it looked like a condom had been placed about a fourth of the way down the gnome's hat. It's lighter there than everywhere else.

 

[Lupin The Turd]

Semi unrelated to Thor but Jesus Christ the SKG threads on /v/ are absolutely flooded with gore and other disturbing material and jannies either delete the entire threads or just let all that horrible shit run wild. They didn't get humbled by the sharty attack at all.

 

[SlyVMan]

Goodbye to your 2.5Mil mald, enjoy the .49

 

[InfiniteGodmode]

imagine being Mald.
seeing the SKG numbers hitting MILLIONS, because you suck ass, having the entire sloptube gang turn on you.
and you're in a house that smells like ferret piss while you try to spin the entire thing as a win to your cattle fan base

Couldn't be me.
the fucking Piss particles are clouding his judgment.

Imagine having both chuds and troons going against you, having only cunnyNIGGERs, and a hugbox on your side. It couldn't be any more over for him.

 

[Microplastics In My Blood]

More maldcord cope
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Oh no... they're ALL retarded.
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These "people" are so insufferable. Ross went out of his way not to draw attention to Mald and his lies to avoid making the whole thing into drama, at the detrament to his life long passion and frankly to his personnal reputation and then, months later, right at the eleventh hour, he breaks down Malds lies. Still these wretches say he is just drama farming. Actually stunning. I just wonder what it must be like to be so slavish and servile that you take mile long leaps in logic to defend someone who you watch on a screen.

No matter where you go you find these people, Hassan fans, Ralph fans (those that are left), Fuentes fans, Rekieta fans etc. How and why are they like this? How do they function on a day to day basis?

Edit: give me MATIs but my contempt for these people can not be understated

 

[culk]

New mutahar dropped

>And where Thor would be right in this entire, you know, initiative being wrong is if game companies had to actually even advertise that you weren't even buying a video game. you were just renting it all along

How do people keep getting this wrong? A solution for the "Stop Raping People" campaign wouldn't be to inform people in the future about their imminent rape or require lube to be used. Yeah, those are less bad but are not solutions. It's the name of the fucking initiative it's not that complicated. STOP KILLING GAMES

 

[p1138]

No matter where you go you find these people, Hassan fans, Ralph fans (those that are left), Fuentes fans, Rekieta fans etc. How and why are they like this? How do they function on a day to day basis?

They don't. You're talking about people who throw portions of their minimum wage job income or welfare check at some e-celeb they've latched onto, and will then prostrate themselves before their beloved to be noticed, get a special discord role, etc. At least with the e-thots and people who can afford to throw serious money at them, there's the dream of pussy at some point. But for these guys? Not even that.

Why do you think they all seem like they've got some parasocial relationship issues? It's because they do. It's always happened of course, weirdos going nuts over some celebrity. But it's even easier to gather these idiots up now into a fanbase because Mald can personally give them some bullshit affirmation after they send him $10.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

I'm curious what you guys think. If they had to refund you then there would be literally zero reason not to get a new copy and troll once again, refunded, troll again.

Yeah, sounds good. I'm happy with anything that makes modern game devs or their bosses suffer. Even better if it also encourages epic trolling.

 

[AutisticAblelist]

Not sure how on-topic but 4cuck is now seemingly deleting any discussion about SKG.

 

[Disc]

oh no youre gonna get scouter emojis they aint good, funny meme though

I will admit there was a moment where I was going "what? TMI? What the hell did I say???" before having a laugh when I realised what the truth was.

It's clear everyone's actually having fun with it, so who cares? Any real react sperg truly craves the Highlights, anyways.

 

[OttoFighter]

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these people are Cattle
if his favorite e-furry wasn't getting completely shat on by everyone.
he wouldn't be criticizing SKG. he's doing it because Mald told him to.

hundreds of thousands are joining together to make SKG happen.
and this that dude above is just mad Ross showed how much of a bitch mald can be.

I hope that stupid faggot in particular realizes that ferret fucker faggot's game is also 10 years and he even got 20k $ donation from people.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Anyone checked on the Ruskies recently? What do they think of all this?

Achem

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Honestly I'm surprised it's not going faster. My youtube has been blowing up about this. Now the algorithm might just realize that I like laughing at retards and most of the videos are laughing at Mald but it seems pretty big to me.

Same. I can't open youtube without seeing Jason's ugly mug, usually with some dumb expression and accompanied by a title shitting on him.

 

[Microplastics In My Blood]

I will admit there was a moment where I was going "what? TMI? What the hell did I say???" before having a laugh when I realised what the truth was.

It's clear everyone's actually having fun with it, so who cares? Any real react sperg truly craves the Highlights, anyways.

*The sound of a crisp crack and the rush of fizz*

"Yep, back in my day it was called Powerlevelling not this TMI malarkey. Back when someone wouldn't dream of posting a twitter screenshot without achieving it and making it a thumbnail first. Yep those were the days"

 

[MeltyTW]

No matter where you go you find these people, Hassan fans, Ralph fans (those that are left), Fuentes fans, Rekieta fans etc. How and why are they like this? How do they function on a day to day basis?

i thought i knew because usually theres some hook you can see, for ralph if youre white trash then hell yeah someone having had a successful show at one point despite being white trash just like you and not giving a single fuck and breaking the law? based for them. fuentes? you want to be a homosexual and still try and lash out at the world and yourself not being white enough? there you go theres your hook. hasan? eye candy for lonely bitches that hell never fuck or touch. idk how you like this faggot thought, itd be like booting up an adventure game and saying no, i want to be the fat sad lonely faggot i am in real in my self insert fantasy as well so maybe im completely wrong for why these rabid dicksuckers exist.

 

[tarzor]

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Some nice ones