Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SkuSucka]

I have a good feeling about this Fourth of July. I feel like some retarded shit is gonna happen. I think Ralph might snake Rekieta. No reason why. Just a feeling.

It's nawt truuuuu I did nawt snake Nick, he snaked me to tell you the truth about it

 

[AnOminous]

Nigga is a shitty home cook. I enjoy cooking. AnOminous is one of the most active users in the cooking subforum (a sous vide cultist, too).

This doesn't mean I'm a good cook though. People hear sous vide and think fancy. It's not that. It's not "oh it's in French so it's complex." It's more "it's push a couple buttons and your meat is now cooked perfectly!"

I love it because even an idiot like me can make a perfect steak without even really trying.

That said, I would never shove a pile of vile slop in someone's face with a vaguely threatening expression while pretending to be an actual dad.

Nick actually tried to prove he's actually a dad by ramming piles of vomit down the throats of his children.

 

[Stardust_Ziggy]

I have a good feeling about this Fourth of July. I feel like some retarded shit is gonna happen. I think Ralph might snake Rekieta. No reason why. Just a feeling.

Me too. It been an interesting start to the week. Will Nick go to jail for violating an HRO five minutes after he was served? Will Greeee get slapped around by the judge for ignoring sanctions? Will Chantal fucking die in Syria? Who knows. But I do know I will be grilling steaks and getting drunk this Friday, regardless.

 

[SigmaBalls]

Nick actually tried to prove he's actually a dad by ramming piles of vomit down the throats of his children.

"It eats the slop or it gets put through the fucking drywall again."

 

[RaptInPlastic]

"It eats the slop or it gets put through the fucking drywall again."
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"I'm fun. I'm a fun guy."

"I'm lots of fun."

RUN. Don't walk, RUN AWAY

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

This doesn't mean I'm a good cook though. People hear sous vide and think fancy. It's not that. It's not "oh it's in French so it's complex." It's more "it's push a couple buttons and your meat is now cooked perfectly!"

I love it because even an idiot like me can make a perfect steak without even really trying.

That said, I would never shove a pile of vile slop in someone's face with a vaguely threatening expression while pretending to be an actual dad.
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Nick actually tried to prove he's actually a dad by ramming piles of vomit down the throats of his children.

I more brought it up to dunk on you for like sous vide as a method for everything. My main point is that Nick proclaims he’s an expert on fucking everything. Cooking is fucking easy once you understand the basics and mise en place. It’s his ego that gets me on it.

Also the Wagyu shit grinds me. American Wagyu is a scam and you are better off getting a dry aged New York strip or ribeye.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Sean understands that war crimes are for losers*.


*by this I mean you only get prosecuted if you lose.

Spoken like a true LeMayan.

 

[Melty Butter]

AnOminous is one of the most active users in the cooking subforum (a sous vide cultist, too)

HA! That thread exists? I really need to expand my horizons. Fun fact: my slow cooker's warm function is 125F which serves just fine for sous vide for steak in a Zip Lock in water. No need for a fancy French-named gadget.

 

[Dropa5pack]

I think that this is proof that he knows exactly how his daughter got cocaine. If he truly believed in the BS around the false positive or cocaine metabolism he wouldn't be saying this.

For me it was when he told the cps judge that a kid was going to test positive. He did the same thing with the chokeslam on his son.

 

[AltisticRight]

Is this the longest Nick has gone w/o tweeting? Also, wasn’t he suppose to go back to his regular streaming schedule?

"Gainful employment".

 

[AnOminous]

HA! That thread exists? I really need to expand my horizons. Fun fact: my slow cooker's warm function is 125F which serves just fine for sous vide for steak in a Zip Lock in water. No need for a fancy French-named gadget.

There are a couple cooking threads but often the Jack Scalfani thread turns into such a thread.

 

[woodedbag]

Okay, that one is such a wild thing he said. I'm surprised no one in the thread has mentioned it — or maybe I just missed it. He spoke directly to Aaron (not just about him) and outright implied that Aaron gave his daughter cocaine. That's insane — so I'm archiving the 720p clip to highlight it.

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Rekieta really is so fucking stupid man. I follow this situation for the laughs, nothing too serious, and the timeline for his shitty passive accusation here doesn't make any sense at all even to me.Neither does the measured concentration versus the passive implication. None of it. And he made this less than 24 hours after getting issued a restraining order in front of 65 viewers who were more concerned with the one chatter's sunflower. He is just the dumbest mother fucker alive at this point.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I have a good feeling about this Fourth of July. I feel like some retarded shit is gonna happen. I think Ralph might snake Rekieta. No reason why. Just a feeling.

After the Gabe/Keanu recap stream I keep my expectations low. The most retarded shit happens randomly. Even if Ralph snakes Nick, Ralph would cuddle back to him in a few days like EVS or Nick will take it like a bitch because he has no allies.

 

[TokiBun]

"I'm fun. I'm a fun guy."
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"I'm lots of fun."
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RUN. Don't walk, RUN AWAY

Why is he feeding his kids crop milk like a pigeon?!

 

[AnOminous]

He is just the dumbest mother fucker alive at this point.

The funny part is he actually continues to believe he's some really cool guy everyone is actually jealous of, despite being a complete joke everyone is laughing at.

 

[Edward Teach]

Good to see Stoney's getting some better reviews!

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Good to see Stoney's getting some better reviews!

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What even is Wil Herren’s angle? Of all the Balldo guards he is the one I don’t get. The Aaron hit pieces make no sense nor betraying Mama K. He even tried getting close to @Null

 

[Captain Manning]

Rekieta really is so fucking stupid man. I follow this situation for the laughs, nothing too serious, and the timeline for his shitty passive accusation here doesn't make any sense at all.

It "makes sense" when you consider that nobody with a brain believes his story about the cop touching his daughter's hair. That's not how metabolites work.

I think he's figured out by now that only works on the absolutely dumbest fucking people, and there's not nearly enough of those to try to regrow his channel.

He ain't ever gonna get away from that drug test. It'll haunt him forever.

 

[AltisticRight]

What even is Wil Herren’s angle? Of all the Balldo guards he is the one I don’t get. The Aaron hit pieces make no sense nor betraying Mama K. He even tried getting close to @Null

It's likely all sock accounts. Whoever did this was at least smart enough, unlike many fat nonce simps who used real accounts that's connected to their real life stuff.

 

[AnOminous]

What even is Wil Herren’s angle?

He's literally too mentally retarded even to understand what he's involved in. He may be the dumbest individual in this whole drama. Even Pedomelt understands what he's doing.