Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

I think that this is proof that he knows exactly how his daughter got cocaine. If he truly believed in the BS around the false positive or cocaine metabolism he wouldn't be saying this.

We pretty much knew this the moment this faggot went into his CPS and criminal proceedings and before the test results even came out, insisted that if the results came out positive, they were for some other reason. He basically announced he knew the daughter would test positive, and had a preemptive excuse.

He's basically the moron perp talking to the cops and answering their question about the night in question by saying "who said I shot her with a pearl-handled revolver? I don't even HAVE a pearl-handled revolver because I'm not gay and I definitely don't suck cocks behind the Arby's every night!"

 

[chalkyresidue]

Tom Nick Goes To The Mayor Female Judge

There’s more laughs in 9 minutes of this Tim Heidecker’s entire body of work, fight me.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I get the feeling that Sean would be the guy at the Geneva Convention arguing for the combat effectiveness of white phosphorus shelling on soft targets.

Sean understands that war crimes are for losers*.


*by this I mean you only get prosecuted if you lose.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Is this the longest Nick has gone w/o tweeting? Also, wasn’t he suppose to go back to his regular streaming schedule?

 

[Haramburger]

There’s more laughs in 9 minutes of this Tim Heidecker’s entire body of work, fight me.

"Rats Off To Ya!"

 

[AI Generated User]

Is this the longest Nick has gone w/o tweeting? Also, wasn’t he suppose to go back to his regular streaming schedule?

This is his regular streaming schedule.

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

I am deeply offended that Nick has French cuffs, but is wearing them WITHOUT CUFFLINKS and has the cuffs OVER HIS SUIT JACKET. WTF are you doing nigger?

Isn't one of the pros of being gay having some sense for fashion? Honestly im shocked the suit wasnt in Jamacan flag colors.

 

[Captain Manning]

I think that this is proof that he knows exactly how his daughter got cocaine. If he truly believed in the BS around the false positive or cocaine metabolism he wouldn't be saying this.

We pretty much knew this the moment this faggot went into his CPS and criminal proceedings and before the test results even came out, insisted that if the results came out positive, they were for some other reason.

I think he's having difficulty deciding whether he wants to risk a defamation suit from Aaron, or go with the story that anybody with at least 8th grade science education knows is bullshit.

Must be rough.

I wouldn't know though, because I don't give cocaine to children. Or do it myself. I guess that makes me a boring loser. Woe is me.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I have a good feeling about this Fourth of July. I feel like some retarded shit is gonna happen. I think Ralph might snake Rekieta. No reason why. Just a feeling.

 

[AnOminous]

I wouldn't know though, because I don't give cocaine to children. Or do it myself. I guess that makes me a boring loser. Woe is me.

You must be some kind of fucking nerd. What kind of cool guy has never dosed a child with cocaine?

Fuckin NERD.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Okay, that one is such a wild thing he said. I'm surprised no one in the thread has mentioned it — or maybe I just missed it. He spoke directly to Aaron (not just about him) and outright implied that Aaron gave his daughter cocaine. That's insane — so I'm archiving the 720p clip to highlight it.

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Ahhh yes, Aaron mistook the cocaine as grated parmesan cheese when he was cooking Spaghetti-o's for Nicks kid. So easy to mixup cocaine for grated parm when making Italian food!

 

[TexOffender]

Ahhh yes, Aaron mistook the cocaine as grated parmesan cheese when he was cooking Spaghetti-o's for Nicks kid. So easy to mixup cocaine for grated parm when making Italian food!

Mama Mia!

 

[AnOminous]

Ahhh yes, Aaron mistook the cocaine as grated parmesan cheese when he was cooking Spaghetti-o's for Nicks kid. So easy to mixup cocaine for grated parm when making Italian food!

Fun fact: it is obvious to anyone who isn't a complete imbecile that Nick knows EXACTLY how that cocaine got into his daughter's metabolism.

His endless series of self-contradictory lies make this obvious to anyone who isn't completely autistic. Liars have tells. And Nick has all of them. He doesn't want to show us anything but he's telling us everything.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I have a good feeling about this Fourth of July. I feel like some retarded shit is gonna happen. I think Ralph might snake Rekieta. No reason why. Just a feeling.

Considering what happened on the eve of Memorial Day 2024, it’s hard not to get nostalgic for that patriotic celebration as another looms in front of us.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Ahhh yes, Aaron mistook the cocaine as grated parmesan cheese when he was cooking Spaghetti-o's for Nicks kid. So easy to mixup cocaine for grated parm when making Italian food!

I like the only thing more insufferable than Nick heavily implying something and then saying he didn’t say that he implied or said that is his vastly overestimated cooking skills.

Nigga is a shitty home cook. I enjoy cooking. AnOminous is one of the most active users in the cooking subforum (a sous vide cultist, too). There are a ton of cows that are shitty cooks. Kurt is not even that bad. He makes what is commonly referred to as ‘sloppa’. It’s ground meat with a sauce of some sort. Shit your dad would make when your mom did a girls night.

 

[TokiBun]

Interesting matter of public record, went ahead and turned the bodycam transcripts into video. Unfortunately since the transcripts were incomplete, I had to take some creative liberties. Some. Not many.
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Normally don't comment here but Elissa clips reposted and my cat started watching your video. Thought you'd like to know my cat enjoyed it 10/10!

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Normally don't comment here but Elissa clips reposted and my cat started watching your video. Thought you'd like to know my cat enjoyed it 10/10!

was it in the ceiling while watching?

 

[TokiBun]

was it in the ceiling while watching?

Nah he's sitting on a cat cube. He likes the environmental story telling.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Nah he's sitting on a cat cube. He likes the environmental story telling.
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Give the kitteh head pets.

 

[TokiBun]

Give the kitteh head pets.

I will as we await Kino Casino returning soon! Ripper, my cat, says down with the Zooluminati!