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That bike is the cleanest thing Phil owns.
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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It's pretty bad when a bike has better hygiene than Phil.
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I'm willing to bet that no matter how clean it is, that bike seat is toxic, and needs to be burned before it kills some poor innocent that tries to sit on it unaware.
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Yeah, this is news to me. Since when did making a sub-forum private to make the subject matter chimp out equal "We must never, never, never mention the Potato Who Must Not Be Named ANYWHERE outside this board! That is an order!" It's quite the leap in logic, even for Phil.
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But not at all surprising.
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I figured there was a ban on him since we have containment threads on him for Greta and Torren. It drives him crazy when he can't find mention of himself.
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There's no ban on mentioning Phil outside the sub-forum, it's just usually limited to comparing him to other spergs and nothing specific, like his status updates. It's done specifically to hack him off.
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Can't even enjoy a simple movie can you Phil?
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I think it's a reference to Toren's thread where it now has "now with 0% Phil content!" In the title.
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There's no need to put explosives in that totem. Much like the idols of the elder gods, those who posses them invite catastrophe upon themselves.
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I'm fairly certain that Phil's just jealous that nobody has sent him a bomb threat. Or an actual bomb, but that would be rude to his neighbors, and they have enough to deal with as is.
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Phil's probably more jealous of Chris getting a $1500 windfall while his own e-begging efforts have netted him less and less over the months. Phil has openly shown his jealousy of Chris getting more TardBux than himself each month. I'm betting that salty jealousy is mostly to blame for his recent screen capping rant.
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I know this has been said before, and I really feel like I'm beating a dead horse, but how sad does your life have to be that you get jealous of fucking Chris-Chan?
The whole Passover thing seems totally out of the blue, too. It's like he's regressing back through his identity phases.
What's next, Phil going by Ahuviya again?
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Isahuviya Harrejo.
And I agree with you. While they're both sad, pathetic people who nobody would ever want to trade lives with, Phil does edge Chris out in terms of being more pathetic by a decent margin, and for several reasons.
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It has to be Phil-tier sad.
He's desperate for asspats. His tranny shit isn't doing it, his latino shit isn't, not to mention every time he gets into an argument with John he gets not-too-subtly reminded he isn't a beaner, so he's trying grab at anything that will bring in some attention and pitybux.
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Oh god yes he's back to publicly posting about Chris! The last time he did this he alogged Chris super hardcore all over his wall and lost alot of his precious fb friends
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Fingers crossed he regresses back to 'Isaman Alfredo'
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I had wondered why there was no updates here, and apparently he was being so quiet. He was desperately combing through threads here to find something to galvanize his asspatters, and bring in more Patreonbux.
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In fairness a lot of his recent posts have either been blind shares of stories on FB that relate to whatever 'cause de jour' he's on about that day, or e-begging repeats.
It's also interesting to note, and not at all surprising that none of his posts from yesterday gained any asspats from friends.