"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[SP 199]

For someone who doesn't care about Chris he sure does talk about him alot

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Silly Phil, that's not a kiwi fruit

it wouldn't surprise me if phil legitimately doesn't recognize most fruit and veg.

 

[Mogambo]

Am I the only one amused by the fact that he doesn't seem to know what a kiwi fruit looks like? I mean, I get it, he doesn't eat fruit or vegetables so he wouldn't. Especially when its a fruit native to China!

Also I love how selectively autistic he is about covering up his name and pronouns. And then brags about being very anti-white (read: racist) while posting the Spanish flag. You know, a white country that's about as far west in Europe as you can get. Couldn't he find the Mexican flag? Or Cuban? Or Guatemalan? Peruvian? Bolivian? Venezuelan? Ecuadorian? Just about any other Spanish speaking country?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Phil said: My weapons can kill kiwis

Only through the sudden detonation of our sides as you flail about then ultimately shit your pants.

 

[AnOminous]

Anybody who reads past the first page of any Chris thread is a lolcow.

Silly Kiwis, the pages after 1 are for posting in, not reading!

 

[The Dude]

I know Phil has to make everything about himself, even things that clearly have fuck-all to do with him, but that "bomb threat" thing is taking it to a new extreme. It was obviously in reference to the mongo who bought the totem, but since Phil was mentioned in passing it must be some veiled plot to stuff the totem full of plastic explosives and ship it overnight to him or some shit.

 

[unclestryker]

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Tell me again about how you're weapons kill kiwis.

 

[Positron]

Your stench will kill Kiwis.

You made a death threat against Kiwis, mongo.

 

[Erubetie]

Imagine how Phil'd react if the CWC forums were made so you could only read them with an account. He'd have to start using @HispanicHitlermobile again

 

[Twrx]

Imagine how Phil'd react if the CWC forums were made so you could only read them with an account. He'd have to start using @HispanicHitlermobile again

That'd be really good for the fourms. Phil and opl wouldn't have any idea what was being said about them.

That said, God damn, Phil is thirsty as fuck.

 

[Hellfire]

Your stench will kill Kiwis.

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You made a death threat against Kiwis, mongo.

Buffalo Bill crossover.

Spoiler: Full cap of an earlier post, plus his repost of the "threat"

 

[Lysistrata]

Lol senpai noticed me. Yeah, we get it, you're a self-hating gringo. It's honestly sad that he's so damn thirsty for asspats he actively combs the farms for any mention of him. Also, is it just me, or did he deliberately censor me mentioning the inevitability of him and Toren breaking up as well as his name in the second-last screenshot?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Buffalo Bill crossover.
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Spoiler: Full cap of an earlier post, plus his repost of the "threat"

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This is like a grown man in the army being afraid of a newborn infant.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

T-minus 10 until ADF references abound in the CWC sf

 

[ON 190]

And he's still at it...

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And as I was getting ready to post this, the autistic little porker posted it again!

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I thought liking your own statuses was a scrub move, but making the same post 4 minutes apart is totally off the scrub-charts.

Plus, we have a "ban" on mentioning him?

Phil Phil Phil ADF Phil Potato Phil Tard Philphilphil. I'm just a fucking rebel!

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Senpai noticed me!

Fuck off, Phil.

 

[YankeeTrader]

Oy vey!

Such a mensch.

Not shown: The receipt Phil will use tomorrow to return his Passover feast

or

This little piggy went to market.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Is that front tire on the bike low/going flat? Or is it just pressed into the carpet from Phil's Phat Ass sitting on it during his make believe sessions?

 

[YankeeTrader]

Is that front tire on the bike low/going flat? Or is it just pressed into the carpet from Phil's Phat Ass sitting on it during his make believe sessions?

I think it's carpet(I also just noticed the 'feminist machine' sticker near the seat.

 

[Twrx]

Lol senpai noticed me. Yeah, we get it, you're a self-hating gringo. It's honestly sad that he's so damn thirsty for asspats he actively combs the farms for any mention of him. Also, is it just me, or did he deliberately censor me mentioning the inevitability of him and Toren breaking up as well as his name in the second-last screenshot?

He forgot to black out his name in one of those.