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Jesus christ, Jimmy is retarded, too. Not as retarded as Jack, but that's a pretty high bar
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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The whole family is retarded, with Jimmy being the least retarded.
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Nah the whole family is gay, with Nipples Jim being the least gay, and smartest.
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Both are correct.
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He should lose another so it's in equilibrium.
As for his brain, no amount of calibration can make it right.
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CHIPOTLE - MOBILE APP VS WALK IN
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This is actually pretty common with Evangelicals and the like. They're 100% for Israel because they need it to exist for Jesus to come back. But they don't care one whit for the actual Jewish people who then need to essentially die and go to hell in order for Jesus to rule.
It's a pretty fucked up way of thinking but then nobody ever said that Fatty was a deep thinker.
Oh yeah. Most of SE Asia is on the conservative side. Fatty would love it there if it wasn't for all the non-American people.
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Fun fact: The one that shouts "Where's the Beef?!" was hard of hearing so they had somebody, under the table, grab her leg as her cue. It surprised her so she shouted the line.
She actually got a whole fifteen minutes of fame from this including a little bit on SNL where she shouted "Where's the Band?!" right before Madness, the band in question, were to play. George McGovern, yes the failed Presidential nominee from 1972 was the host:
The 80's were a weird time.
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This almost had the potential to be interesting, whether your order is prepared differently if you order via app vs. in person. However...
Jack, you geriatric manchild. You were shoving your phone in the employee prepping the bowl the entire time. If you didn't annoy the shit out of them(you did), you probably made them nervous, so they made sure to put maybe a little extra in or went above and beyond in some other way. The difference, obvious to anyone that isn't room-temperature IQ, is that you can't shove your toddler phone at someone after you've ordered via an app, so they robotically prepare it the way they prepare every other order. You even came to the conclusion at the end that weight-wise they were essentially the same. Your so-called investigation is fundamentally flawed.
If you really wanted an objective comparison, don't obnoxiously record the preparing process up close for carryout. It's distracting and it makes people (particularly women) uncomfortable. People like you are the reason establishments are gonna put up signs saying "NO RECORDING." I know if I was working fast food I would have politely asked someone to stop recording.
Other than that, this video has just about everything. Jack lasts maybe half a second before whining about meatz. Multiple times. Then Tammy, like the special needs tard handler that she is, has to politely point out to him where the meat is. Then she has to point out that lettuce =/= guac. Then she has to show him where the sour cream is on his app version. The whole time he's wagging his phone over the food.
Also am I crazy or does the bowl ordered via app look better? Tammy's in-person order looks like someone took a giant green wet shit over some barbacoa.
Edit: The reason I say the app version looks better is largely personal. I go to chipodilay, I want the rice and beans on the bottom, then the meatz, then everything else. Pico, lettuce, cheese etc. is quite pleasing to the glims, so seeing that colorful stuff on top makes the bowl look like a festival of flavors.
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It's amazing how wrong Fatty can be over the simplest shit.Jack talks vidya
yeah, because you totally start doing layoffs in a business division that's actually doing well. Sony also has a lot of fucking problems, be "xbox is winning"? LOL
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What the fuck was all that camera work. Was he drunk while filming this?
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tl;dw a fat hateful retard who will die screaming towards hell no matter what faith he LARPS for and who deserves the chefs intentionally making his food as shitty as possible whines and gargles in fear over not getting more meat unless he can scooty puff up to the counter and harrass them to just before the point they get banned from the place. Fucks up own experiment by interfering with the metrics in the process.
Oh no, that's aware, but it's just rare for me to see a full anti-semite who goes full Jew poster about conspiracies do that too.
I suspect it's the Jovo talking.
It probably was better because A, the cook wasn't pressured via phone and B, I bet Jack is well known in all restaurants for being a shit customer to deal with, and the cooks there have a habit of giving him the shittier items in punishment.
A cook often won't mess with your food if they hate you, just to avoid being fired or getting sued for damage, but that doesn't mean they can't make the product you ordered for as horribly as possible. Use the old beef still in the pot rather than the new batch, use the old guac from a prior order, over cook the fucker to make it dry, and so many other passive methods are likely employed at Fat Jack and the mushbrain doesn't care due to his fucked palate and standards.
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No, he's just being Jack. He only sounds drunk. Have a few strokes, put on a pair of beer goggles and you too! can be a celebrity youtube chef like Jackie.
I dunno how someone that's been doing youtube for so long still resorts to just waving his phone around to record shit in the wild like a 12 year old girl. It's borderline found footage. Bodycams have already existed for a long time. If you enjoy those cop bodycam channels* like I do, those cams are amazing even at 720p, and even when they're chasing a suspect on foot and the camera is wiggling around left and right. A damn sight better than this self-proclaimed content creator weeble-wobbling his phone around.
I can't tell from the reflection on the plexiglass if he's in the wheelchair or not. I dunno why, I always get a giggle from seeing him in that thing. He clearly wants to hide it so badly.
*shoutz: midwest safety, code blue cam
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When i worked at bars and had an annoying and rude customer yapping at my ear and overall disrupting service, i'd short the booze on his drink. If the client is being particularly assholish (like Jack is), i'd put even less booze but would drop a single drop of hard liquor down the straw so they "feel" de booze but not actually get any. Some of the assholes actually complimented drinks done this way, so clueless. I also taught these techniques to all barbacks i had. Fuck up rude customers orders at your leisure, barring gross/illegal shit, of course.
I hate "experts" an i hate "foodies"
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I know this is sinful of me to think let alone say, but I would pay a lot of money to see Jack get his ass beat on Worldstar after pushing a stranger over the edge with his obnoxious bullshit.
Also I am so sick of his pathological mindset of lack. Jack always thinks he’s getting cheated. I can’t stand people like this, and I encountered many of them while growing up around people from Eastern and Central Europe. I understand that for the older people who in many cases WERE being robbed and deprived (often from their own commie overlords) there is a good reason for that orientation.
But Jack Scalfani has never missed a fucking meal and certainly does not appear to have ever been robbed of a single calorie.
You’d think a man of such tremendous faith in God (as he claims) would instead focus on the abundance that he has been blessed with during his life of ease, comfort and financial security. In the words of Samuel (12) and Exodus (33) quoted in the supplications recited before saying Psalms:
“And do not take us from this world before our time, not before our seventy years are complete; let us live such that we may be able to put right all that we have damaged… Grace us with gifts undeserved from Your treasury, as it is said, ‘I shall be gracious to whom I shall be gracious; I shall be merciful to whom I shall be merciful.’”
But no, Jack has to spend every day of his life focusing on how he’s been shortchanged by God. He is nothing if not a cautionary tale.
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Reminder: Jim claimed that, since childhood, Jack would cry victim if he didn’t get a third helping of food during a meal where everyone else got one. And Jack agreed that this was accurate. This spherical malignancy has simply always felt entitled to more than his fair share; and is what happens when a fat kid gets what he wants, and never what he deserves.
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I mean it seems pretty textbook that he must have felt starved of attention from his mother. Even as babies kids will do what they need to do to get their needs met. One of mine once faked a cough while still shy of a year old because I’d just arrived back from a long business trip and within five minutes was already distracted by a visitor. I also have a friend whose older sister was very sick as a child and my friend was faking a limp by age three in the hopes of getting an extra scrap of attention.
But why? Was his mother distracted by her new husband and her other two sons, or just totally distant from Jack? I wouldn’t be surprised if she was never able to bond with him even at birth. He sure has spent a lifetime eating like someone who’s always starving and trying to fill a gaping hole.
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Which one?
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I knew I was serving that up. The only question was who would pick it up first. Well done.