Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

I think the most bizarre part of this trip is Chantal’s desperate desire to be wholly dependent on a man - even if she has to pay him for the privilege of being his dependent. She tried doing this with Nadar but he had other options and was in Canada.

She is a 500 lb white woman who doesn’t speak Arabic (and stated yesterday she will never learn it, won’t even try), has no idea about local customs or culture yet has moved to an unstable country that would require social interaction and negotiations to survive and get basic necessities.

Moving there has ensured Salad must do absolutely everything for her. She is helpless in almost every respect. Salad is just a well paid (for a Syrian) baby sitter to a 500 lb, 41 year old woman.

Chantal was thrilled to tell her audience that Salad must now support her, which isn’t true at all, but she now thinks her location makes it more believable. Salad didn’t want her to come (yet) lol.

I think she convinced him she would make big YT $$$ if she came and that could be used to set him up in Syria - cover his living expenses and fund whatever business ventures he has hopes for. The catch was she would hand over all her money to play dependent wifey.
 
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A Cardboard Box said:
I hate to shit on everyone's parade but Chantal likely will not die due to Syria specific causes. While recovery is uneven, the places firmly under the Syrian Security Forces' control are pretty stable. Violence is largely limited to Homs and Latakia, and is mostly sectarian in nature, with Sunni militias taking the opportunity to get some genocide in on the Alawites before stability fully returns. Damascus, Idlib, and areas surrounding those cities are pretty well under control, with crime primarily being burglaries and car thefts. Far southern Syria is also pretty well secured, primarily by Druze militias, which have an alliance with the new Syrian government and are in the process of integrating. As for Salah claiming "missile strikes," he's totally full of shit. There have been no missile strikes remotely near Damascus. The only recent strike inside Syria at all was North of Idlib, about fifteen miles from the Turkish border (see: opposite side of the fucking country from Salah), carried out by a UK drone based out of Cyprus.
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This is just not true, more so the part about the southern part of the country. Israel is still using it's military to occupy a southern border area and there is still on-going conflict as they have seized Syrian land that is now a "buffer zone". There is still massive conflict as the new government attempts to dissolve any non-state armed groups/militias which there are a lot of and the Assad loyalists/allies are still fighting the new government. The druze did submit but there are still like 2 dozen other groups that have not. Hezbollah, SPR, Ba'athist loyalists, etc. The last notable attack (even though they happen regularly) was on May 1st with the death of 3 former regime members. Also the missiles Salah was talking about weren't landing in Syria he was talking about seeing them fly over from Iran to Israel and vice versa.

I have included a map highlighting just how not-yet in control the new government is, also the tiny red circles are areas controlled by pro-regime insurgents (they are getting bigger not smaller) and I have highlighted the 2 most active contention points...it seems gunt might be right in the middle of them

ETA: Israel also bombed an area near the presidential palace in Damascus 2 months ago. Not exactly the distant past.


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Why are you all acting like she somehow surprised Salah or forced him into this? The guy was absolutely unfindable to Chantal. He was in a country she has never been to at a location she has never been to. She didn't show up at his doorstep and muscle her way in. He didn't wake up one day and find her on the couch. Salah told her exactly where he was and directly facilitated her getting to his house. He wants her to be there. There is no other explanation.
 
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Thankgodimnot said:
She was already gone. So, disagree. He didn't have to tell her where he is.
He didn't have to COMMUNICATE with her anymore, at all, after she left.
But he's just such a desperate loser like her, that he let her screw his life up, leaving him no choice but Syria to live for the rest of his life, and watched her lose views and money, listened to her squeak and squeal about how much she "mishesh her bayyyyy, her shweetest LOVE," over the phone, on YT, etc.

And he welcomed her back.
Even arranged for her travel directly to his home after Lebanon.

Never has a male been more desperate to not have to work for a living.
And never has a female been more desperate to show the world that a male (spectrum and severe retardation and Hyuck Hyuck and all) will accept money to exist under the same roof as she.
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I feel like we've been so focused on the absolute retardation and fatbrained idiocy that compelled Chantal to make the journey to Syria that we've neglected to thoroughly point and laugh at Salad for being the dumbest, laziest sandnigger alive. As you said, he's had multiple opportunities to ditch the pig and he's squandered every one of them.

Clearly he didn't learn his lesson the first time when he said "Come to Kuwait and marry me" as part of the scammer script thinking there's no way she'd take him seriously and this desperate bitch ACTUALLY SHOWED UP wagging her pig trotter at him in anticipation of the gumball machine ring he promised. I can just imagine him getting an earful about how miserable she is in Canada and replying in his most robotic voice "Come to Syria then" without once considering the likelihood of her taking him up on the offer. Surely she isn't that stupid, he thought to himself while not once taking into account what the last three years have taught him: yes, yes she is. And desperate on top of it.

Mere weeks ago her impulsivity burned his entire life to the ground like a Thai market, forcing him to flee the relative comfort of Kuwait where he'd bummed around his whole life. Most men, even desperate, stupid, lazy ones, would be forced to confront the untenable nature of this dangerous partnership and say enough is enough. Not Salad. No, he's really in it for the long haul. Whether it's love, laziness, sunken cost who knows. We do know now, without a shadow of a doubt, that like many of us who've been watching this play out for years just waiting for our explosive series finale payoff, Salad is committed to see this through to the end.

I want to believe his inviting her to Syria was in fact a 3D chess move to hasten along said end but I fear that's giving him far more credit than his amoebic brain deserves. Like her, often the answer is the simplest one: Yes, he really is that stupid.

Salah Al-Refae, you are truly one stupid nigger.
 
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It doesn’t matter how stable Damascus is if they are unable or unwilling to stay in it. They came in through Beirut and have already been out on the highways.

Israel is still actively striking areas of Lebanon and if there is trouble with the Druze in the areas very near Damascus they will intervene there too.

Leaving Zionist gunt genocide aside, there’s all kinds of crazy shit that could happen, especially since nine of these dunecoons know the difference between a Canadian and an American.

Every time she goes outside something could happen. I predict she’s off to Jordan or Lebanon soon enough.
 
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Itchy Hemorrhoids said:
It doesn’t matter how stable Damascus is if they are unable or unwilling to stay in it. They came in through Beirut and have already been out on the highways.

Israel is still actively striking areas of Lebanon and if there is trouble with the Druze in the areas very near Damascus they will intervene there too.

Leaving Zionist gunt genocide aside, there’s all kinds of crazy shit that could happen, especially since nine of these dunecoons know the difference between a Canadian and an American.

Every time she goes outside something could happen. I predict she’s off to Jordan or Lebanon soon enough.
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I'm waiting for the wildcard: she finds a more handsome version of Salad who has a literal feeder fetish and gets to live life as a Syrian army wife.
 
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I think the most likely thing to happen to our adorable Cutie in Syria is a medical emergency that the hospitals there can do dick all about. She'll probably manage to emergency evac herself to Canada at that point. If not, diabetic coma arc incoming.

My mind cannot comprehend the utter insanity of this 'adventure'.
 
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Wildrose said:
I think the most likely thing to happen to our adorable Cutie in Syria is a medical emergency that the hospitals there can do dick all about. She'll probably manage to emergency evac herself to Canada at that point. If not, diabetic coma arc incoming.

My mind cannot comprehend the utter insanity of this 'adventure'.
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I also think people doubting she would get an evac are wrong. She isn't a combatant or someone who got arrested (...yet) or some political issue - if she gets serious diabetes issues it will most likely be considered a humanitarian issue.

If she pisses off the locals however then she might not get an evac.

But given how fucked her insulin shit is I can't imagine her surviving for very long if she doesn't get critical care like fucking immediately.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
What happened to their Chinese fire hazard mobile? Was it just a loaner car for Salad to use as an Uber like people speculated? I find it hard that they could just bring it back to the dealership no problem if they signed a lease. Were they not allowed to take it to Syria? They allegedly used it to drive across the border to visa hop.
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The dealer didn’t want the risk of Syria happening to the car. He can always lease it again, shrapnel damage is forever. Although the idea of seeing that car in Syrian war footage is funny
 
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