Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Potentially Criminal]

Why does Nick think that Aaron will kill himself?

Projection. He thinks everyone else is a little bitch

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe I missed it but when did Nick give up on his "false positive" cope?

He hasn't. He's a lying liar who lies. He will simultaneously tell completely self-contradictory lies. I believe he's even pulled the false positive lie in the past few weeks and certainly will again. He will simultaneously lie that the test was a false positive, that literally every child in the world tests positive for cocaine, that the tests are basically voodoo and don't work at all, but even though the test was a false positive, cops poured pound bags of cocaine in his daughter's hair, Aaron opened a can of Spaghetti-Os and cocaine poured out, that the nanny made the kids beer bong Monster energy drinks, etc. etc. etc.

None of it even has to make sense. It's just whatever came to him in his latest nitrous hallucination.

As a born and bred southern good ol' boy, I would normally take offense at calling biscuits with sausage gravy "slop." It's an amazing breakfast meal, one my favorites.

Dude that is not biscuits and gravy. That is supposed to be beef stroganoff. With A5 wagyu beef no less. Your mind just interpreted an utterly vile eldritch horror as being something that it isn't to avoid the sanity loss of seeing it for what it is.

 

[Sneed Force One]

He hasn't. He's a lying liar who lies. He will simultaneously tell completely self-contradictory lies. I believe he's even pulled the false positive lie in the past few weeks and certainly will again. He will simultaneously lie that the test was a false positive, that literally every child in the world tests positive for cocaine, that the tests are basically voodoo and don't work at all, but even though the test was a false positive, cops poured pound bags of cocaine in his daughter's hair, Aaron opened a can of Spaghetti-Os and cocaine poured out, that the nanny made the kids beer bong Monster energy drinks, etc. etc. etc.

He did this in the Aaron superclip stream, he presented both of these arguments in the same day.
Somehow the child never ingested cocaine yet simultaneously, exposure could've only been caused by Aaron, despite Aaron leaving the property several weeks prior to testing.

 

[AnOminous]

I have to say, I'm only familiar with the sektur. The existence of the Dabbleverse baffles me. How did it even really come to exist?

They're one of those mutations from a group that formed around something but then the something became less interesting and they spread out. Sort of like this forum used to be solely obsessed with Chris-Chan before it was even called the Kiwi Farms, when a bunch of obsessed autists were basically kicked off ED for incessantly editing his article there.

Or the OnA forums, where a bunch of autists had a subplebbit about Opie and Anthony, and found new targets. One of them was Patrick S. Tomlinson and he got the subplebbit shut down and they started a standalone forum. Unsurprisingly, one of the focuses was on that fat pig.

Not comparing these in any other way, because one of those places is here and the OnA guys are often absolutely hilarious. The Diddleverse is just pathetic.

But similarly, they started out laser focused on one thing and went on. Most of the participants probably weren't even there at the beginning. But similarly, they move on from one thing to the other and Aaron is currently their chew toy of choice, much like Rekieta is here. (We have a better chew toy.)

Quoting the judge from the Kohlberger plea:

Judge Heidi Shultz, are you listening? This is Idaho FFS

Note, this is how an actually competent judge responds to an Internet retard swarm. Judge Heidi is a dim bint, though, and instead bases her decisions on random nutjobs phoning her chambers.

 

[Vibralldo]

They're one of those mutations from a group that formed around something but then the something became less interesting and they spread out. Sort of like this forum used to be solely obsessed with Chris-Chan before it was even called the Kiwi Farms, when a bunch of obsessed autists were basically kicked off ED for incessantly editing his article there.

Or the OnA forums, where a bunch of autists had a subplebbit about Opie and Anthony, and found new targets. One of them was Patrick S. Tomlinson and he got the subplebbit shut down and they started a standalone forum. Unsurprisingly, one of the focuses was on that fat pig.

Not comparing these in any other way, because one of those places is here and the OnA guys are often absolutely hilarious. The Diddleverse is just pathetic.

But similarly, they started out laser focused on one thing and went on. Most of the participants probably weren't even there at the beginning. But similarly, they move on from one thing to the other and Aaron is currently their chew toy of choice, much like Rekieta is here. (We have a better chew toy.)

It's crazy

I'll look into a dabbleverse livestreamer and there's tons of lore, all these livestreamers with their own in-jokes and it's all treated so seriously. But it's all about Aaron, the most boring retard on the planet. And Melton only gets between 600 and 1,000 viewers on average.

The dabbleverse retards will say "why do you care about Nick? He doesn't matter!" while gleefully watching an obese pedophile talk about a man's child's vagina because they don't like her dad for vague reasons.

 

[Horrified Bystander]

I dunno. He seems to make around $100K/year + local "sponsorships". (That's based on my independent #s but also verified by Moody's. He has said the same, and he's pretty autistic.)

Oh I’m not saying he’s bad at making money or starving his children or anything (Hi Rekieta!), my point was that he’s somehow tapped into something more serious than shock jock on-air kayfabe slapfight territory and is veering straight into lawfare with trust fund faggots. He cannot be making enough money to justify the upcoming endless cycle of lawsuits and restraining orders. That being said I can’t imagine what else he would do with his life….

Much like the other two proto-chomos I mentioned.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

While I would love for something about to happen, I have a feeling when the Baldo Returns we will hear about 4th of July gathering as to why he has been quiet.

 

[Vibralldo]

While I would love for something about to happen, I have a feeling when the Baldo Returns we will hear about 4th of July gathering as to why he has been quiet.

That might be an excuse he'd make but that wouldn't actually stop him from tweeting

 

[Pentamidine]

That might be an excuse he'd make but that wouldn't actually stop him from tweeting

Let's not forget he was tweeting like a madman on Easter when he was supposed to be spending quality time with his family. I think the simplest answer has been stated up-thread - that his lawyer said "nigga wtf is you doin, STOP talking about Aaron Imholte" and Nick knows the only way he can do that is to stay off the internet. If he opens Twitter he will not be able to stop himself from breaking his restraining order.

 

[SigmaBalls]

Let's not forget he was tweeting like a madman on Easter when he was supposed to be spending quality time with his family. I think the simplest answer has been stated up-thread - that his lawyer said "nigga wtf is you doin, STOP talking about Aaron Imholte" and Nick knows the only way he can do that is to stay off the internet. If he opens Twitter he will not be able to stop himself from breaking his restraining order.

What baffles me most about this being the most plausible theory - How is Nick even able to survive an internet detox to begin with? What could he possibly be doing? (besides the community service) (his lawyer probably forced him to do the community service lmao)

 

[WEEKEND]

I think Nick's straight up said to Melton "I'm going to make Aaron kill himself, here's how..." and Melton was onboard for it because it's content.

Just goes to show you how gone Nick is. Ignoring how fucking crazy and evil that is, Aaron just doesn't seem like the type of person to commit suicide for anything. Nick is living in fantasy land.

I'm reminded of the Mike Tyson quote "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face", Nick has this master plan in his head but he's forgetting that he's a stupid faggot.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

This is so weird b/c it is like he is saying something will happen to him, but it won’t be Nick’s fault. Like he knows something. Very odd thing to say.

There's a real creepy vibe about the Pedoverse and its obsession with Aaron Imholte. I get that Patrick Melton is morbidly obese and unfunny, but picking on some local DJ and adopting 's gay sexual beef with another man is weird. Like the King of Comedy weird. It's not funny, they're malicious, hateful people and they're psyching each other up with the Imholhate.

I hope to be wrong but would not be surprised if they provoked one of the social outcast fuglies we saw at Hackamania to try some gay op on Aaron irl for the updoots. And for that person to be immediately shot and killed by Aaron. Because Minnesota has concealed carry and Aaron fucks.

No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip, for the stranger there among them had a Balldo on his dick (Balldo on his dick)

But if I was Ourron's advisor I would suggest getting the hell out of the Somali state, move to Florida or the Carolinas or somewhere else where it isn't winter 9 months of the year. It would be good for the Toe and the little toes. Rekieta is a vengeful faggot who is gonna keep trying to fuck with him like that crazy bitch in Fatal Attraction if he stays around.

 

[Lian Xing]

Nick knows the only way he can do that is to stay off the internet. If he opens Twitter he will not be able to stop himself from breaking his restraining order.

I’m sorry, but there is no way Nicker has that kind of self control. He’s an addict through and through.

 

[AnOminous]

Ignoring how fucking crazy and evil that is, Aaron just doesn't seem like the type of person to commit suicide for anything.

Nick is just projecting his own suicidal fantasies onto Aaron. Nick won't kill himself either, at least not on purpose, although he might by some act of total retardation considering what a moron he is.

But he's the kind of dude, and by dude, I mean utter fag, who suicide baits and fantasizes about how sorry they'll all be when he ends it and deprives the world of his awesomeness. He's too autistic to grasp that we'll just find his grave and shit and piss on it, because as he said, it's totally legal to do that.

No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip, for the stranger there among them had a Balldo on his dick (Balldo on his dick)

Someone actually did this and it's awesome.

I would ordinarily say keep your filthy hands off this Marty Robbins masterpiece but this is great.

 

[Soapmore]

What baffles me most about this being the most plausible theory - How is Nick even able to survive an internet detox to begin with? What could he possibly be doing? (besides the community service) (his lawyer probably forced him to do the community service lmao)

No way in hell does Nick let us see him in a safety colored vest picking up trash on the highway, or even know about it. The activity itself is beneath him, to document it even moreso. At least not until later. This roadside activity is the only way I see him being off the net willingly right now.

 

[Captain Manning]

dabbleverse people are also typical reddit-tier degenerates who don't really have normal disgust responses to wife swapping and polycules etc.

Well, if most of them see no issue with pedo Melton, everything else is downright tame by comparison. So, yeah. You can really only go up from there, right?

Just like KF, the DV is not a monolith.

I think that most people understand the DV is more than just one person.

Issue is, everybody in it seems fucking gay. I tried to like Zumock, but was forced to accept he's retarded too.

I'm sorry.

I never liked this "morning zoo" shit. My thing, as a kid, was putting an AM radio under my pillow and falling asleep to Art Bell. I also liked Phil Hendrie to some extent. I was never a fan of the likes of OnA or Stern.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Someone actually did this and it's awesome.

I would ordinarily say keep your filthy hands off this Marty Robbins masterpiece but this is great.

This is fucking awesome.

And fr, Nick should take sartorial advice from it - that's how his suits should fit. Hat tip also to the perfect tie/styling variations for each character, and putting Aaron in a red-lighted room.

And when I flipped to watching it in YT, the ad that showed up under the video was for an ED med (Ro). I've noticed I've had Rugiet ads lately, even though this video was the first Nick-rated thing I've looked at on YT in months.

 

[parsnip]

No way in hell does Nick let us see him in a safety colored vest picking up trash on the highway, or even know about it. The activity itself is beneath him, to document it even moreso. At least not until later. This roadside activity is the only way I see him being off the net willingly right now.

Even if he was doing his community service he'd still have his phone and it's not 24 hours a day. I think probation contacted him and told him if he doesn't shut up he's for sure doing the jail time in August.

 

[Sneed Force One]

48 hours without social media.
Something may be afoot.

 

[Vibralldo]

48 hours without social media.
Something may be afoot.

It's currently only been 47 hours 50 minutes since his last twitter post, stalker child.

But if Nick doesn't post in the next 10 minutes then he's probably dead. That's the only thing that could stop him from posting.