UN Penis theft panic in Africa reveals Russian propaganda campaign against France

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Penis theft panic in Africa reveals Russian propaganda campaign against France​

"Your penis disappears after a handshake" — this startling claim spread across the Central African Republic in 2024, causing riots and forcing government denials. But what began as a street-level panic transformed into an international propaganda scheme when pro-Russian media blamed France for orchestrating supernatural genital theft.

The panic was real enough. In Bambari, a humanitarian worker had to be evacuated by police after three young men accused him of making their genitals disappear through a handshake. In Bangui, the capital, crowds attacked alleged "penis thieves" until local chiefs intervened. The incidents grew so concerning that the government's spokesman had to publicly deny any confirmed cases of vanishing organs.

Russia's propaganda machine saw an opportunity. As Moscow works to replace French influence in its former African colonies, Russian operatives crafted a bizarre story: French intelligence services were stealing African men's genitals to combat European fertility decline. The Malian news site Bamada.net, known for spreading pro-Russian content, claimed Emmanuel Macron had personally approved a secret program called "Repopulation" that flew stolen organs to "secret bunkers in Versailles."


As Books & Ideas reports, this was classic Russian disinformation targeting two key countries in Russia's new African sphere: Mali, where a 2021 coup brought in pro-Russian leadership, and the Central African Republic, where Russian mercenaries have operated since 2018. The goal? Inflame existing anti-French sentiment to push these nations further into Moscow's orbit.

The operation failed spectacularly. Fact-checkers exposed the fake "expert" behind the story, and Bamada.net retracted it after just ten days. On social media, only 16% of commenters expressed belief, while most responded with skepticism or mockery.

"Even if a rumor can be used to manufacture fake news, it's much more difficult to transform fake news into a rumor," writes Julien Bonhomme in Books & Ideas.
 
It's funny to think that in a modern society if you pointed at a man and said he stole your penis, they'd call the police to haul you to a psych ward for an obvious psychotic break.

In Africa, you can generate an instant personal army to attack some nigger saying the same thing.

This world is a very strange place.
 
It's funny to think that in a modern society if you pointed at a man and said he stole your penis, they'd call the police to haul you to a psych ward for an obvious psychotic break.

In Africa, you can generate an instant personal army to attack some nigger saying the same thing.

This world is a very strange place.
No it’s just Afreaka.
 
Do they take just the penis or do they steal the balls too?
And if you catch the penis-thieving Frenchman, how do you make him reattach it?
Nobody is touching my 9" rager

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Bring as many of your cowardly French as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue
As long as you don't shake hands before the fight, you should be fine.
 
>be me
>French man
>be born without a penis, just as every French man does
>visit African country, to steal a penis for myself
>steal a penis from a guy walking near the russian embassy
>win.jpg
>run to the airport to flee the lands
>meanwhioe, a local shaman goes Abutalabashuneba
>the penis I stole grows wings and flies away
>sacreblue.fr
It's no fair bros, people notice when I use a baguette as a packer
 
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I've heard it spoken of as a "culture bound illness" sort of like shared psychosis. This particular one seems to be called "koro" and is also found among some Asian cultures as well.

The local healers don't help. They often spread lies about curses and witchcraft in order to make more money. They have even scared people into refusing AIDS treatment.
 
Rare footage captured of a russian intelligence officer spreading this penis thieving propaganda:

That said i'm suddenly reminded of that shit from the salem tv series of one of the witches cutting off guys cocks and turning them into birds she kept in a cage so they would do whatever she said, and then when the local drunk found out about it and set them free, they flew back to their owners, reattached themselves and they immediately pulled out knives and stabbed the shit out of her

This whole article sounds like something out of two point hospital. Attention: patients are reminded not to shake hands with strangers, lest they steal your cock
Wristcutters A Love Story is a great fuckin movie BTW
 
I shouldn't feel bad for people this gullible, but that's reprehensible and a net negative for their society.
I remember something about the Catholic church years ago spreading this sort of stuff as well because of their goal of undermining condom use. Using allegations of witchcraft and bewitchment. As a result AIDS fucking skyrocketed, because they just rape and rape and rape.
You had children born with AIDS.
I also remember a story i saw on tv years ago, about how gullible they are around the subject of witch doctors and magic, but i tried to find any reports that it was true online. But never found anything.
It was a story about a guy who tries to rob a bank, he holds up the bank teller and gets the cash but then deploys a wooden hoop made from a tree branch round him on the floor. He confessed, that he was told it made him invisible to the police. By a witch doctor.
Like i said i doubt this story is true as i never found anything online about it.
 
Surely this is the easiest thing to verify, missing wangus are not hard to diagnose on the spot for the accusers. As they don't mention any verification of the missing dongs, is this seriously a "She turned me into a newt! Well I got better." Monty Python level of accusation going on?
It's kind of the same logic path as "Believe All Women"
 
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