Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Just_A_guy]

They keep saying Ross hates live service games. Has he ever said that?

Not once ever and in fact he is only doing this because he loves some of them even. He has said it would be a crime against gaming if we were to lose the ability to play something like The Secret World, a live service game.

 

[penava]

Come watch the End Stage Malldoverse Collapse with us here.

It can go back even further than that if you really think about it.
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Are we canonizing the gnome as the Malldo now?

 

[Vince McMahon]

Are we canonizing the gnome as the Malldo now?

Assdo? Cacado?

 

[GarbanzoBeans]

As someone who makes API's for a living, I take offense at his minimization of their utility.

As has been said prior, all of the complication he poses from a technical perspective has absolutely been solved. A game made with any modern tech stack would be pretty easy to turn over to people. The real headache is licensing and middleware, but even that is navigable.

I truly believe his anger comes from the fact that SKG threatened his position as the gaming godking. He probably had an entire ad campaign, that same tired purple and gold heart with some slogan as well. And then Ross ruined it all (in his eyes)!

"No! He can't be the wholesome chungus! It's supposed to be me!"

 

[Buzz Killington]

Incomparable situation. Digital Homocide was literally just two retarded brothers who fell on their sword trying to sue Jim Sterling of all people.

(I know it's Jim Sterling but this is his best video of all time and it's not even close.)

I remember when these videos convinced me that JIM FUCKING STERLING, SON was a cool dude and actually funny. Nowadays I don't know if anyone thinks those things. The Digital Homicide saga is still gold though.

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

This whole thing of everyone against Mald and he has his cult following kind of reminds me of Far Cry 5, but instead of a pretty cool thought out villain, we're stuck with a retarded furfag.

 

[HackerX]

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His post from this reddit thread (a) 1 year ago after joining offbrand as Director of Strategy.

Is this what you call "Fixing it", Maldy?

He was riding so high back then, before RoachGate, before SKG deigned to defy him. Such a beautiful narrative.

Complaining on socials won't fix this, Jason.

Was that an actual job or just a figurehead? I'll assume that a small video game developer isn't necessarily ran like a traditional enterprise and even assume Maldy's background is totally legitimate and he absolutely excelled wherever he went, but he was never in the career pipeline for a Director of Strategy position. Hell, he was never particularly close to earning the Director title if it were a legitimate business.
There's not a spec of his work history that has jackshit to do with strategy either.

FFS, according to his LinkedIn, the most senior position he had prior was either as an engineer or specialist. Aka, not management. To provide an analogy of sorts, on paper his work history is akin to shift supervisor (not even manager LOL) at McDonald's and the Director of Strategy is the dude looking at which areas to expand to, research new menu items, how to renovate stores for increased growth, etc.

One of 4 things happened:

- It was a figurehead position and he's bringing bad attention.

- He was awful and this was the time to cut bait since the company wouldn't deal with spergs yelling at them for firing Maldy.

- A mix of the first 2, but the spotlight on Mald highlighted he's full of bullshit AND the entire industry hates him now. Again, providing the best opportunity they'll ever have to cut losses.

- Whatever bullshit story he's rolling with.

Again, I know next to nothing about that company or the video game industry so it may be standard practice to hire someone like him for that role, but it wouldn't make sense in any serious industry. UNLESS he was purely a figurehead which I assume was the case.

 

[${Sandy}]

Are we canonizing the gnome as the Malldo now?

 

[Sauro]

Some recent screenshots from his Discord from a friend

TOTAL GAMER VICTORY

 

[Shoresy]

https://x.com/PirateSoftware/status/1940149698998018333/hidden

I checked the hidden replies, and found this fucking gem:

 

[Can of Ship]

I am bringing nothing to the thread, however, I would like to chip in that SKG can perhaps re-establish internet third-place for kids again.

The childhood I knew was basically internet-rotted socialization, but in a good way. We are talking Club Penguin, Toontown, Neopets, Runescape, and many more. It was a great platform for kids without much access to touch grass to give at least a safe place to socialize with friends, and right now, we are currently running out of it. Yes, we have Roblox, yes we have Fortnight, Minecraft, VRchat, but when was the last time a social platform specifically for kids without server owner splintership happen?

There is a lot of passionate fans out there still try to revive their old kid MMORPG game. Club Penguin rewritten, Toontown revival, and i was sure that Animal Jam has a sequel before it got shut down and irreversibly lost. The passing of SKG would also ease these passionate fans to foster a place for kids to play in, or maybe just for nostalgia factor. If the game dies, it is up for the fans to pull the plug. Saves money for original developers too who still need to host an obscure MMORPG in their mother's basement. I await the day when MMORPGs reach their end of the life and their tools were passed down.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Does anybody remember digital homocide studios? They were incredibly toxic, anti-consumet and hostile, and they got their shit delisted off of steam? I know Frederick Knudsen is a faggot but this video is pretty informative about that situation.

It was fucking kino. I remember reading some court document with couple dozen pages of screenshots of Steam reviews and forum posts shitting on the game and the developers presented as evidence.

I can easily see Malding Ferret Fucktree spiralling and getting his unfinished slop delisted as well.

I don't think so. Digital Homicide tried to sue Steam customers and subpoena Valve for their data. Nobody tried to delist their slop when they were just being abrasive retards, they only got the boot when they tried to fuck with Valve's customers.
But I do see Maldy using the drama as an excuse to cancel the game as he clearly lost any interest in working on it.

 

[PulpedGoblins]

It can go back even further than that if you really think about it.

I wonder if we even have enough dominoes there to document all of maldy's faggotry.

 

[${Sandy}]

I don't think so. Digital Homicide tried to sue Steam customers and subpoena Valve for their data. Nobody tried to delist their slop when they were just being abrasive retards, they only got the boot when they tried to fuck with Valve's customers.
But I do see Maldy using the drama as an excuse to cancel the game as he clearly lost any interest in working on it.

He is suing another developer over a game listed on steam under completely false pretenses so I can easily see him also trying to sue critics.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

TOTAL.
MALDO.
DEAAAAAAAATTTTHHHHH.

 

[Sauro]

He is sewing another developer over a game listed on steam under completely false pretenses so I can easily see him also trying to sue critics.

Yeah it’s something like Idle Streaming Tycoon right? What a fucking faggot lmao he’s lazier than YandereDev and apparently just as bad as these Digital Homicide jokers

 

[Glowie]

The power of hating a narcissistic furry faggot brought the Internet together <3

People hand in hand around the world singing old folk song... Together

I don't want to have to edit my post again. Have this though, this shows that he did leak his DMs in his Discord since they're word for word what was on that reddit post not too long ago.

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If anyone had any doubts of Jason having small hugbox ready to die for him they're more retarded than me and it's an achievement.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

He is sewing another developer over a game listed on steam under completely false pretenses so I can easily see him also trying to sue critics.

It would sure be fun to behold. If he thinks people hate him now, just imagine what would happen if he started suing popular creators.

 

[StacticShock]

I told a buddy of mine that this was the turning point. There were plenty of smaller channels talking about this and taking shots at Mald, but they were people like Endymion who I think most of the internet consider to be chudtubers.

speaking of this chudtuber tourist he recently released a video on it, like a good while after all the big guys have already covered it probably to ride the algorithm because it covers piratesoftware and my recommended videos are all about the shittening on maldivus malding tree, first time i am enjoying the algorithm recommendations, i've yet to see one recommended video defending this ferretfucker.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Sorry if im late.

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faggot is openly admitting to defrauding a democratic process lol.

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Bro probably knows we're clipping any mention of vote fraud. He's scared shitless of it getting dragged out on twitter.

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Autist-prime.

I fucking hate Mald, but I can't fault him fully for this.
He knows it would be an even bigger disaster if he didn't. But I genuinely don't believe he wants people to do it even if they could get away with it.
Maybe I'm too naïve. I should look to Rekieta and realize what a monster sociopaths can truly be.

I wonder if its possible to contact the authorities in his area and ask them to confirm if a swatting occured.

They'd have to write a report about it so that kind of shit would be public information. They may redact the address or the owner, but there'd be a report on that day.

I think offbrand is probably self imploding as is anyways. They're hurting money wise. With or without mald.