Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[soulless guarantee]

With FB's arrival in Syria, I fully support the reformation of the Beezantine Empire, mashallah.

(Sorry if someone made this pun already, I'm still catching up on lurking the thread since her big move, and search didnt show up anything)

 

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Maybe Beanie Feldstein or Nikki Blonski (although neither is quite fat enough).
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Not quite cunty enough imho.

Although it would be funny in a few years to hear "Hi, I'm Niki Blonski from Hairspray and Chantal from the life of Foodie Beauty." And then burst into song.

Then I remembered how she was with Zac Effron and, you know what? She's perfect to play Chantal.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

I think I Chantal will be fine. What are any prospective kidnappers going to do? Try lift her with some stolen construction equipment. Now she might cause a famine, so Syria might want her somewhere else.

let me rephrase this like a normal person: does anybody see anything that stands out about this particular comment? And take a gander at the other postings of this account….? I have a hunch about something

 

[A succulent Chinese meal]

Arsegravy

What the fuck kind of Chantal-level verbal diarrhoea did I just read? Jesus Christ

I love all the screenshots coming out of Chinny's livestream. We no longer need any soyjak copium memes because the expression on Chantal's clammy head is pure cope. This one's my favourite:

I absolute love the Syria arc. I don't think I've ever seen anyone be such a colossal retard
I''m so excited for her to have no access to her own money, no consistent water supply, no real healthcare, extremely limited AC, just one fan, and her personality in Syria

Fully expecting her to throw a 500lb tantrum when she isn't a skinny legend within a week and it's too hot guise and a warzone just isn't for me. I think she and Prince Charmin are both headed for Malaysia if they manage to get out of Syria.

Edit: one word

 

[Tal E Whacker]

What the fuck kind of Chantal-level verbal diarrhoea did I just read? Jesus Christ

I love all the screenshots coming out of Chinny's livestream. We no longer need any soyjak copium memes because the expression on Chantal's clammy head is pure cope. This one's my favourite:
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I absolute love the Syria arc. I don't think I've ever seen anyone be such a colossal retard
I''m so excited for her to have no access to her own money, no consistent water supply, no real healthcare, extremely limited AC, just one fan, and her personality in Syria

Fully expecting her to throw a 500lb tantrum when she isn't a skinny legend within a week and it's too hot guise and a warzone just isn't for me. I think she and Prince Charmin are both headed for Malaysia if they manage to get out of Syria.

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She will never be a skinny legend, imagine a deflated blimp , all wrinkles and saggy , now imagine her fupa bollocks being tucked into her ankle socks , her boobs already flap around her waist, just how low are those flapjacks going to go ? .
Since she arrived in Syria which is only a couple of days, she already filmed a military checkpoint, then got online live and told everyone just why people didn’t want to travel there saying they wanted the president back. Does this gobby fuck never learn by her previous actions and shut the fuck up about anything that can jeopardise both her and the village idiot ? . If she really wants to survive Syria she needs her gob wiring together, her first rage stream could seriously be disastrous for both of them. She is just too stupid to even research the place she is living in, apart from YouTube food bloggers who only upload their content once out of Syria. I know she has it coming but fucks sake let’s get a months content to point and laugh at first.

 

[A succulent Chinese meal]

She will never be a skinny legend, imagine a deflated blimp , all wrinkles and saggy , now imagine her fupa bollocks being tucked into her ankle socks , her boobs already flap around her waist, just how low are those flapjacks going to go ? .

Why would you make me think that with my own imagination? Horrifying
Everyone else knows she'll never be a skinny legend but in her own delusion she actually believes it. She might pop to Everest and scale it on the way to Malaysia. She's very resilient.

Does this gobby fuck never learn by her previous actions and shut the fuck up about anything that can jeopardise both her and the village idiot ?

Did you really expect some sort of introspection and self-development from her? Anyway, those armed guards at the checkpoints are there to protect, not oppress, you just don't get the vibe

 

[lottalove]

God how stupid can you be? Leaving Canada for that shit? Good Christ, woman.

Canada isn't exiting, but Syria is. Imagine all the leftover explosives beezes!

Chrissy Metz is the only choice to play Chantal. She has almost the same fucked-up shape as her. Can't link a pic right now but Google her; she'd be perfect.

Maybe Beanie Feldstein, Nikki Blonski, or Ashley Fink (although none are quite fat enough).
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Finally a role for Tess Holliday, the deathfat moddle, who doesn't fit into anything anymore!

 

[krazy orange cat]

Chrissy Metz is the only choice to play Chantal. She has almost the same fucked-up shape as her. Can't link a pic right now but Google her; she'd be perfect.

I nominate Amy Ramadan to play post-hijabi Chantal. It just seems so fitting since Chantal has tried to become Amy.

 

[3-2-1836]

She is thinking Syria is going to be temporary and they will go to the next country Poop Scoop is able to. So she thinks living there will be tolerable enough for the short term. If any Syrian experts know, how easy is it now for her to leave? I know she had to do the drive in method, so I'm wondering if leaving would be so easy



We still, after all this time, are shocked at her stupidity. Shame on us for always being so surprised

Well the Lebanese border is an hour drive away.

I'm still curious where the fuck they were going that had them traveling to southern Syria.

Has she posted anything since her live cut?

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Did you really expect some sort of introspection and self-development from her? Anyway, those armed guards at the checkpoints are there to protect, not oppress, you just don't get the vibe

I didn't expect her to risk fucking up the way she fucked up in Kuwait on DAY ONE in Syria, but then I didn't expect her to fuck up by getting a cat in Canada immediately after she moved into her apartment, given that a cat that the catalyst for her fleeing Kuwait.

That being said, I don't think even the poo touchers would be bold enough to contact the Syrian authorities given the current political climate, but it would be perfect if a military official caught her out in the wild filming something forbidden while livestreaming.

I nominate Amy Ramadan to play post-hijabi Chantal. It just seems so fitting since Chantal has tried to become Amy.

And Amy has a similar IQ, so there's that.

 

[Random Internet Person]

If anybody wants to team up and make this a Netflix documentary hit me up in dms this is bigger than the poop cruise lmfao it’s perfect and the field im in as a case manager what I was trained for in special ed I can lead a team of professionals and I can get things done. Pl I wrote a letter to the head of my dealership when my car engine went out and they gave us a rental car and fixed it for free and me an ai can write a wonderful proposal and we can all laugh and watch and make some money and donate a bunch to the site too!!!! And we can make it a whole thing and we aren’t pozloading my negholep we are just documenting it lmfao all the way to the finale which is soon. Go team kiwi and it will help our reputation. Out in the real world @Null what do you think guys? The greatest kiwi beeze ever! We could afford a cruise to Cuba and I write perfectly when I take the time to I’m a very good writer I have hyperlexia from a brain injury so it’s not just the graphic design card I’m holding out lol. I know this is full of typos and and everything and I don’t give a fuck.

I’m not sure about a Netflix documentary, but I’m willing to bet ChatGPT can make this saga a compelling fictional work.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Syria has "THE BEST HEALTHCARE IN THE WORLD" for the hour they get their electricity maybe

Syria had great health care probably when the actual MD was in charge, and before Hilary Clinton as Secretary of State decided to destabilize the region for the lulz.

At least maybe bitch will lose weight. (Give me your rainbows)

 

[Sweetpeaa]

Syria? My lord. In 2017 she had a cushy office job in Ontario and a rent controlled apartment with all the fixings. Now look where she is. A damn third world country probably without decent plumbing. The threat of war hanging over her fat head. But I guess she paved this path but it's still insane where she ended up.

 

[Springer]

let me rephrase this like a normal person: does anybody see anything that stands out about this particular comment?

No; but you know what stands about all your Comments, especially the last few?You are retarded. Not even the funny kind of Dunning-Kruger Effect art retarded, or baffling schitzo-posting retarded. Whenever I think you've been the most retarded you could possibly be, there you go, being even more retarded.
In other words:


And since I have my Tophat on, what's up with all the AI garbage in this thread lately? If anyone wanted to burn half an acre of Rainforest down knowing what a million digital Monkeys at a million digital Typwriters would say about Chantal doing X, Y, or Z they could prompt it themself.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

This one's my favourite

It's reminiscent of Sander Jennings - trying to look calm and happy with a visible undercurrent of barely concealed terror.

That being said, I don't think even the poo touchers would be bold enough to contact the Syrian authorities given the current political climate

Syrian Authorities (such as they are) don't have a reliable single point of contact website/email. They don't even have control of their own country.
It's not that the meddlers aren't bold enough, it's that they are too dumb to navigate anything that is not directly linked on Google, Reddit, Twitter etc. They are the sort of people who would contact the management to complain about a baby crying at a family friendly event.

 

[Concerned Onlooker]

I nominate Amy Ramadan to play post-hijabi Chantal. It just seems so fitting since Chantal has tried to become Amy.

I nominate the crazy psycho stalker from Baby Reindeer to play Chantal.
She's a purebred Beezer.
If we can just get her to shave her head

 

[Windy Moors]

The islamists blew up a church a few weeks ago, she's gonna have a nice time over there...

"Exactly Teardrop! Those Christians deserved it." - Chinny ISIS bride beezing.

 

[goat sneed]

Late as I needed time to gather my thoughts. I’m as dumbfounded as everybody else. I had an idea of what she might do and suddenly she comes up with the most left-field shit imaginable. It doesn't even matter whether she's just visiting for a week, it’s a damn warzone. This is vacationing-in-Pyongyang levels of stupid.

I think it's like a more global Crackhead Olympics.
Instead of the long road, it's the long flight. Instead of a crackhead saying he would fuck her, it's a retard saying he found somewhere to live in Syria. I have no doubt that the moment he said he was living somewhere, she rushed to dump Smokey and the apartment, since she did mention international travel...

I did think something like this would happen. She's spent way too much time and money on Salah to cut everything off and he in turn spent way too much time around her to get nothing in return. I didn't think she was insane enough to repeat the night drives to Lachine, but on an intercontinental level. I guess once she found the first loser willing to claim her on camera, she was gonna stick around.

I do wonder, what is her motivator in all this? I’m thoroughly in the “they never fucked” camp, so would she really care about him “cheating”? All of their interactions look forced and retarded (even by their standards). Playing Devil’s advocate, her being mad at the Kaibella thing (allegedly) before she knew the messages were leaked wouldn’t make sense in my narrative. Maybe she’s experiencing some form of erotomania where spending so much time with him convinced her they’re really together?

 

[BronzeAgeOBrien]

This random Twitter confirmed my autism that they were driving south on M5 but added some new to me info that it’s a sketchy area where “they” intercept comms. Not sure if this is true but is interesting. Were they going to the Jordan border or was Salah conscripting foodie to smuggle arms and perfumes in her folds (the latter would have dual purposes.)

Will she insult the prophet on livestream barreling down the highway and get some Druze killed leading to Israeli airstrikes?

I have to say as someone who loves news and currents events the crossover of Gorlworld and Frontline episodes is epic for me.

 

[Billie Ross]

Isn't there water restrictions too? God. At least she can't get her period anymore. I mean, she'll still smell like rotten fish, but it could be worse.

Then she's going to have the motherload of all pants-shitting-events. Our Fat Qween may one day spectacularly fall to dehydration as she expels explosive amounts of water from her behind, following it up with more infected water, which only dooms the cycle. Dehydration will trigger a diabetic coma, et finis.

Just leaving this here and a reminder that they're probably too stupid to save some water from the paid, water filled tanks, before it rans out from Cutie flushing her privileged western toilet and trying to find the dirty holes with a bidet.
No toilet paper.
No tap water.