DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
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GTA4 PC port is notoriously busted. Gotta mod it just to make it look like the 360 version.
The main problem with GTA4 and previous Rockstar games is that they need to be fixed before you start modding them, this includes compatibility patches, restoring certain aspects so they look like the original releases and sometimes even restore beta content. The bigger mods even list these as dependencies in order to work properly, so we can expect Phil to only have a graphics modpack that runs like complete dogshit and not touch on any possible gameplay tweaks.
I'd bet he even got some baby mode mods. This faggot can't even drive on GTA 5, no way he won't have his dent add some mods to "fix" the driving.
 
He's got someone who makes GTA mods helping him, it's probably not that amazing. They can just go step by step and tell him exactly what to do.

To him though, this is like writing an operating system from scratch. Just a Herculean task that no one has ever managed and certainly not thousands of children. I wonder if the dents will even be that receptive. Did they ask for this? Seems odd.
The insane part about this is he will stream far less interesting things like unboxings or him chatting with some support rep as we get a full face cam. Meanwhile actually kino content like him trying and failing to install GTA mods is skipped.
 
Use only three combos to win yeah we know Piggy I can name them off the top of my head:
The no skill required Thanos and Nemesis from MVCU because they have super armor and can't be interrupted
The Gotenks super donut cause fuck I don't remember he just spammed that shit alot
And the wait around after a knock down with POOPOOPEEPEE DURR-TEE diaper E. Honda and do a jump cross over into a basic bitch grab.
 
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well probably not gta 4 because its a janky ass console only game trying really hard to pretend that it isnt, but older rockstar pc games are extremely moddable. gta san andreas has a legendary modding scene and is so easy to work with a 9 year old can figure it out.
I never really got phil 'tism with modding older games. doesn't he have GTA 4 on some of his consoles? just use that. it's almost 20 years old, no amount of mods will make it look futuristic.
 
I played modded GTA IV last year (to be fair most mods were there to just make the game run decently) and there was one mod that required messing with an .ini file (so a 5th grader could do it) and then do some tinkering with options the mod adds in-game (ditto). But seriously, imagine being so tech illiterate when you "work" in a field that requires at least basic tech literacy. Like imagine if you had a sandwich shop and you had to explain to the worker behind the counter that you're supposed to put the meatballs in between two sandwich buns rather than putting meatballs around a single sandwich bun. Now imagine you had to do it every single time you order a meatball sub.
Sounds like every SubWay in my city, to be honest.
 
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I never really got phil 'tism with modding older games. doesn't he have GTA 4 on some of his consoles? just use that. it's almost 20 years old, no amount of mods will make it look futuristic.
Game on an old Consoles? Like a poor? Excuse you sir but the king has RGB lights synced to his RGB keyboard on his RGB costco gaming machine. Its like you dont have any fucking idea how to run a business, its all about showing off your newest wolverine action dolly to flex on the other kids and let them know you are not a poor.
 
The insane part about this is he will stream far less interesting things like unboxings or him chatting with some support rep as we get a full face cam. Meanwhile actually kino content like him trying and failing to install GTA mods is skipped.
He won't take the chance of him looking like an idiot trying to do something anybody with an IQ over 80 can do, because people will mock him for failing at it. So he instead he does it off stream (you'll notice it's the only time he does stuff like this off stream) then just say he followed the directions and it just doesn't work, he tried everything.
 
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Super low quality because her IG is private but that definitely looks like maternity clothing to me along with the hand placement. Might be autistic reasoning but she seems pregnant to me haha.
Is this real? Then it looks very likely. The hand placement + the clothes seem very indicative.

Regardless, she seems pretty happy and enjoying life and hanging out with people, instead of being isolated in the snort fort. Good on her.
 
The fact that Philip is promoting a 4th of July vest begathon is so pathetic. Most men would want to spend time with their wife on the holiday but instead he wants to bilk his retards audience for money. He's totally loves her! YOU DUNCES!! :stress:
I couldn't agree more with your sentiments. Tomorrow's Vest-a-thon is literally for the retarded adults whose families have abandoned them and or parked there wheelchairs in front of the family shared PC to watch a grown man eat food-homosexually- and get dressed.
 
Ok So if the Vest Streak was meant to be a diss against titty streamers to show he could make money to put clothes on, why did he stop? Seems like only one of these is still going on to this day.
Uhh because hes a mature adult now moron! He did the vest thing when he was just a precious 40 years, 190 days old, hes now a mature 41 year old!

Real answer is because a black male voice endlessly whispers the words "work your sexy" in phils empty head. Vests are not sexy.
 
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Meet Primitive Chef, aka EddyReady211, a fat ass giving troll tips to Phil.
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There is something so disgusting about phil using layoffs to do a victory lap. I dont even know what fucking point hes trying to make? He should run xbox next because hes a gaymer?
He always did this shit when he announces layoffs. He’s smiles and act likes they deserve it. He lacks empathy
 
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