Amusing Engrish from Item Listings

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Native speaker, I think. Not sure anyone needs a wholesale lot.

I really like their art style. I am not going to pay $20 for a 40-page staple-bound booklet, but I'm glad enough people are out there supporting small publishers.
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Love is...
a snowmobile racing across the tundra
and then it flips over,
pinning you underneath.
At night, the ice weasels come.

I now know what love is and that soft facial tissues can be used against those predatory ice weasels.
I'd really like to know how the manufacturer arrived at that quote.

It's attributed to Nietzsche--but by Matt Groening, who made it up for one of his Life in Hell books.
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