Amusing Engrish from Item Listings

[Aunt Carol]

Native speaker, I think. Not sure anyone needs a wholesale lot.

I really like their art style. I am not going to pay $20 for a 40-page staple-bound booklet, but I'm glad enough people are out there supporting small publishers.

 

[krazy orange cat]

Do they come in a pack of 60? 50? where do I get the pack of 100? Wait they're frogs? Well at least the resin is healthy.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Do they come in a pack of 60? 50? where do I get the pack of 100? Wait they're frogs? Well at least the resin is healthy.

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"A pack of 100 is enough for you." Did my mom write this caption?

This reads like the intersection of Engrish and AI. I'm also not convinced the ducks are "squeezable."

 

[Aunt Carol]

Ring of penis in the night


Multiple sperm locks and a fierce battle until dawn.


Masturbation and intense workouts
HORSE EYE CAKE TIDE
Twist and turn Specializes in glans

 

[Ventrue]

Love is...
a snowmobile racing across the tundra
and then it flips over,
pinning you underneath.
At night, the ice weasels come.

I now know what love is and that soft facial tissues can be used against those predatory ice weasels.

 

[Aunt Carol]

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Love is...
a snowmobile racing across the tundra
and then it flips over,
pinning you underneath.
At night, the ice weasels come.

I now know what love is and that soft facial tissues can be used against those predatory ice weasels.

I'd really like to know how the manufacturer arrived at that quote.

It's attributed to Nietzsche--but by Matt Groening, who made it up for one of his Life in Hell books.

 

[Pepe Cortisona]

Multiple sperm locks and a fierce battle until dawn

...multiple sperm locks were had, and yet, the fierce battle lasted until dawn.

 

[Aunt Carol]

As soon as he appears, he exudes a C-position aura