Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[RollingRock2]

Add shutter to the list of basic English vocabulary words this “professional author” doesn’t know.

View attachment 7596516
X / archive

To be fair he is used to buildings shuddering. Because he is very very fat.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

I would be surprised if anyone here gave a shit about shade being thrown at Trans men.
If a pooner for whatever reasons aspires to or skin walks Patrick unironically, then I doubt even other pooners would be able to distinguish her from the general dood population.

Fatrick however is unintentionally the equivalent of that twitter account which claims to be a biological woman who identifies as a trans woman.

Dude it's just low to compare anyone to Fat Jennifer. Poonbros got it bad enough already, being manlets.

 

[Something Awful]

If you thought it was... unusual how Rick talks about his enemies as if they are already dead or in prison, now he's referencing his own future as if it's already occurred. Concerning. Has he been displaced in time?

 

[TaimuRadiu]

View attachment 7597524

If you thought it was... unusual how Rick talks about his enemies as if they are already dead or in prison, now he's referencing his own future as if it's already occurred. Concerning. Has he been displaced in time?

He is so fat he has become the quantum singularity of fatness, causing time and space to collapse in upon themselves into his gut.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Why do progressives like Pat couch their pro-immigration arguments exclusively in terms of how immigrants can serve them? "Who is going to clean my hotel room and pick my avocados and mow my lawn and make my tacos?"

Brown people just don't deserve minimum wage apparently.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

They want slaves.

The Left always did, always will want slaves. It's why they should never be voted into power.

 

[Say What Now?]

Now I decided to go and check the OG post and here are two of said theories

How does Stalkedbythefeds not have a page here yet? Pat's a madman, but this woman is batshit crazy.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

How does Stalkedbythefeds not have a page here yet? Pat's a madman, but this woman is batshit crazy.

It would take an enormous investment of time, attention and effort to collect the data and draft an OP. This is what keeps so many deserving lolcows off this site. The lift is just too heavy for all but the most heroic, which is why we owe an incalculable debt to @Caverlock. (I hope the fucktards who immediately shat on his OP and said Pat was a nothingburger live in eternal shame.)

 

[Judge Holden]

He is so fat he has become the quantum singularity of fatness, causing time and space to collapse in upon themselves into his gut.

Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see, child.

I created the Nigger Mulcher 9000 to feed my hunger.... but she's gone much, much farther than that.

She tore a hole in Milwaukee.... a gateway to another dimension. A dimension of pure fatness. Pure...bitchtits. When she crossed over, she was just a meat grinder. But when she came back... she was alive.

Look at her Stalker....Isn't she beautiful?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

View attachment 7597524

If you thought it was... unusual how Rick talks about his enemies as if they are already dead or in prison, now he's referencing his own future as if it's already occurred. Concerning. Has he been displaced in time?

What you're not posting in this thread from your prison commissary phone? We've all already been childed and prisoned, stalker.

 

[McMitch]

View attachment 7597524

If you thought it was... unusual how Rick talks about his enemies as if they are already dead or in prison, now he's referencing his own future as if it's already occurred. Concerning. Has he been displaced in time?

It’s self delusion in excess of the Dimensional Merge.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

We’re going to need a lot more prisons if people are getting locked up for making AI covers for imaginary books.



Courtesy that other place.

 

[#lurker]

View attachment 7595024

On every corner?! What is this utopia you speak of? Rick always looks at these things through the lens of fast food. He would be eating a dozen tacos every day to fight bigotry.

Disgusting third-world food trucks (complete with third-world hygiene) infesting every street corner is his idea of paradise. What do you even say at this point?

 

[Judge Holden]

It’s self delusion in excess of the Dimensional Merge.

The oft mentioned fatrick multiverse split apart due to the sheer combined fatness and gayness, meaning that our timeline is awash with pig man variants who temporally speaking are the same person despite existing in multiple points of time and space, including Fatrick Beta (i.e. our Fatrick), Black Fatrick, Disco Fatrick, Lizard Fatrick, Lord Pattington S Tommysquire, SERGEANT JAKE RAVEN (what a guy), Cyborg Fatrick, and the Dastardly Doctor Bitchtits who created the eldritch wurst grinder was the original catalyst for the fatrick multiverse to begin with

 

[OffTopic]

The oft mentioned fatrick multiverse split apart due to the sheer combined fatness and gayness, meaning that our timeline is awash with pig man variants who temporally speaking are the same person despite existing in multiple points of time and space, including Fatrick Beta (i.e. our Fatrick), Black Fatrick, Disco Fatrick, Lizard Fatrick, Lord Pattington S Tommysquire, SERGEANT JAKE RAVEN (what a guy), Cyborg Fatrick, and the Dastardly Doctor Bitchtits who created the eldritch wurst grinder was the original catalyst for the fatrick multiverse to begin with

Don't forget:

- Frat Pat / Sportsball Pat / Regular Sex-Havin' Guy Pat
- Tall Tales Tomlinson
- Sassy Black Lady Pat
- Ol' Can't Read The Room Tomlinson
- Lonely Rick
- General Fatton
- Classic Conservative Pat
- Torque Wheeler
- City Slicker Rick
- Bar Brawler Pat / Actual Tough Guy Pat
- Open Mic Circuit Pat
- Old Testament Sex God Pat
- Gatekeeping Elitist Model Builder Pat
- Bar Office Pat / White Male Writer Pat / Ernest Hamingway
- Wall Street Pat
- Hot Sauce Pat
- Butt Rock Rick / This Slaps, Child
- Zoomer Rick
- Hillary Clinton Pants Suit Pat
- Mambo Number 5 Pat
- DIY Pat / Homeowner Pat
- Troll Hunter Pat
- Martini Pat / Swishy Drunk Pat / Femme Rick

Edit: this just cracked my ribs

 

[FinnSven]

Don't forget:

- Frat Pat / Sportsball Pat / Regular Sex-Havin' Guy Pat
- Tall Tales Tomlinson
- Sassy Black Lady Pat
- Ol' Can't Read The Room Tomlinson
- Lonely Rick
- General Fatton
- Classic Conservative Pat
- Torque Wheeler
- City Slicker Rick
- Bar Brawler Pat / Actual Tough Guy Pat
- Open Mic Circuit Pat
- Old Testament Sex God Pat
- Gatekeeping Elitist Model Builder Pat
- Bar Office Pat / White Male Writer Pat / Ernest Hamingway
- Wall Street Pat
- Hot Sauce Pat
- Butt Rock Rick / This Slaps, Child
- Zoomer Rick
- Hillary Clinton Pants Suit Pat
- Mambo Number 5 Pat
- DIY Pat / Homeowner Pat
- Troll Hunter Pat
- Martini Pat / Swishy Drunk Pat / Femme Rick

Edit: this just cracked my ribs

View attachment 7599758

I am surprised no one has done a patRick and Mort-Niki parody yet?

Obviously they are both alcoholics with a toxic codependency on a sidekick whom they think nothing of dragging into harmful situations in pursuit of unclear and selfish goals.

Both Rick’s have a sci fi theme and history of abandoning daughters.

Speculation on Patrick’s part, but I could easily imagine him ending up moving into his adult daughter’s garage and bursting drunkenly and nightly into his grandsons bedroom.

Obviously the major differences are that Rick Sanchez is skinny, capable, seemingly the smartest man in the universe, complex and deep, and Patrick is none of these things.

But all of the multi versal Patrick’s would have a place on the citadel of Fatrick.

Christ knows what black Mort-Niki would do though?
Somehow fart in her own vagina?

 

[OffTopic]

I am surprised no one has done a patRick and Mort-Niki parody yet?

Obviously they are both alcoholics with a toxic codependency on a sidekick whom they think nothing of dragging into harmful situations in pursuit of unclear and selfish goals.

Both Rick’s have a sci fi theme and history of abandoning daughters.

Speculation on Patrick’s part, but I could easily imagine him ending up moving into his adult daughter’s garage and bursting drunkenly and nightly into his grandsons bedroom.

Obviously the major differences are that Rick Sanchez is skinny, capable, seemingly the smartest man in the universe, complex and deep, and Patrick is none of these things.

But all of the multi versal Patrick’s would have a place on the citadel of Fatrick.

Christ knows what black Mort-Niki would do though?
Somehow fart in her own vagina?

I'M PIGGLERICKKKKK!

 

[Judge Holden]

I'M PIGGLERICKKKKK!

No child, I am not a pickle.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

View attachment 7600225
No child, I am not a pickle.

Enjoy vinegar.

 

[Judge Holden]

Enjoy vinegar.

No child, I am not a locomotive, nor do I allow the fat controller to fart in my wife, and the only one enjoying vinegar will be you in your 8x6 licking vinegar off your cellmate's balls. Enjoy prison. - Tomlinson The Tank Engine

EDIT:

They were good....I turned them all into pepperoni and gobbled them up.

So Hotshot Child, you want to fight Majin Pat?


Fight you? No. I want to fuck you.