Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 94 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 208 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.2%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 68 10.2%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    668
One might assume that your house; mortgage, property tax, whatever it is, that'd be a priority one. Not for Nick, now realize you're just some YouTuber who helped Nick get some petty jab at his former boyfriend... not exactly high on that list of shit Nick may want to pay.

Seriously hoping dude can put a mechanic's lien on Nick's house. He did work, but different state so small claims may be out of the question. Mechanic's Lien, God's Gift to being petty and getting paid.
He can't even pay his fucking traffic violations, and his dad has had to step in for various overdue taxes. Nick is an adult baby who needs a conservator he's that pants-shitting retarded with his finances. I'm not even joking, if my family member lost a house, legal license and had a growing mountain of unpaid fines and legal cases, I'd be asking at what point we need to intervene and put them in a diaper and a cage for their own safety.
 
Pearson, whom @MNPublicRecords says is the replacement judge, went to Rekieta's law school. That could go both ways for Nick (or neither).
He's not the only Nick-related judge in his cases. Judge SJW also shares that alma mater.

A "lawyer" like Nick sharing your alma mater is a shame and a disgrace and I do not think it will work in Nick's favor.

This is how at least one TV judge responded to a student from a school where she used to teach who had the temerity to mouth off to her.

Even if I went to a fourth tier toilet like Mitchell Hamline, I'd still be ashamed to have skelly share my alma mater.

Another actual point is if you compare the career trajectories of other people involved in these small world Minnesota legal community antics, it kind of puts the lie to law school snobbery about tiers and the like, since plenty of people who graduated from that ill-regarded toilet of a law school have done just fine.

Similarly, both the dumbest and smartest two lawyers I ever met were HLS grads.
 
A reminder that just because none of his other kids tested positive above cut-off doesn't mean they tested negative. 499 is still below 500.
Yes! This is something I've pondered... a lot. How could it be one child? There are many examples of one child being abused while other siblings are not. It seems it's a younger sibling. I cannot for one second believe only one out his five children was given cocaine. Typically the one that is abused is a step-child, but that's as far as I'll go.
I won't say that child is not Nick's: but come on, something is off the whole thing. Didn't Nick say she has night terrors, narcolepsy and ADD?
 
Yes! This is something I've pondered... a lot. How could it be one child? There are many examples of one child being abused while other siblings are not. It seems it's a younger sibling. I cannot for one second believe only one out his five children was given cocaine. Typically the one that is abused is a step-child, but that's as far as I'll go.
I won't say that child is not Nick's: but come on, something is off the whole thing. Didn't Nick say she has night terrors, narcolepsy and ADD?
It’s Nicks self described “favourite child” and says they share mental issues, he likely dosed the child because it’s his favourite and he sees drugs as funny and weird, incel prude
 
It's been around, but has he also been in the habit of showing his ass this much as far as his broadband setup goes?

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Now I know nothing of tech beyond typing this on a decade-old potato running Temple OS, but just generally speaking, wouldn't you think a guy with so many secrets to hide - including but not limited to bodycam footage that he's had so readily at his fingertips as to have shown off segments on his phone to people at Juju's wedding - just might find it prudent to do anything and everything on a VPN from Timbuktu? Leaving aside how he and the boomerwalker just narrowed the list of potential attack vectors to some non-zero degree, he also just narrowed down a means of potentially identifying any sock accounts he's been operating (here and elsewhere), and more importantly he just narrowed down the number of providers that LEOs could target with any search warrant activity in the unlikely event that the whole Google exfil thing wasn't all a werk from the get-go. FFS man, even piggertits in a xannied haze knows to have better opsec than that, and that's saying a lot. For shame...
Remember how much trouble he had pulling up EXIF data, faked or not? I don't think he understands why he would want a VPN or what his IP could give away - especially now with nitrous in the mix.
Also, I was wondering why the IP geolocator would give a location 5 hours away in another state, but I checked another tool and it gave a totally different location in Wisconsin (near Milwaukee). I also inspected the ASN and it's used all across the US, so I think the databases are just smoking whatever Nick's been on.
 
he's super weird about body hair
And so was Gene Roddenberry. All those shirtless scenes William Shatner performed, his chest and armpits were shaved. And Roddenberry predicted men will wear skirts in the future. You can see in Star Trek: The Motion Picture extras in the background wearing mini-skirts. No wonder Kayla still pines for Aaron.

ETA: Context
@Melty Butter - Aaron shaves his arm pits completely and manscapes on the regular. He hates body hair of all kind.
 
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I’m not going to call it good strategy and would hope a lawyer is being sought. That said, there is decent irony here. Nick has been suggesting plans of life ruination through the courts, which has been speculated to include pro se action in order to harm his enemies financially. But somehow Aaron is striking first and wasting Nick’s (parents’) money. I don’t know what risk if any there is to Aaron besides just not having an RO and I’m sure he doesn’t have fuck you money. This might be a low risk small chance of high reward type of deal. And as always win-win for the farms.
I wish we could coach him through it to beat the “real” lawyer though.

I don't think he understands why he would want a VPN or what his IP could give away
Just think, the one remaining copy of the bodycam in the world is hiding behind those simple little numbers, just out of reach
 
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It’s Nicks self described “favourite child” and says they share mental issues, he likely dosed the child because it’s his favourite and he sees drugs as funny and weird, incel prude
I think there's a Munchausen syndrome by proxy (MSP) also known as Factitious Disorder argument here but instead of seeking attention for her supposed medical issues, HE medicated her with coke. Or Kayla. It's more often mothers who do this and withholding food is part of the abuse. I'll leave it there. Just a quiet theory I've had for a while.
 
Is it possible Aaron wasn't retaining at the time and now he is, or Nick's lawyer just doesn't know who Aaron'd lawyer is while he was writing the form?
It’s very possible. The latest paperwork is Nick asking for a hearing. It’s not reflective of Aaron having representation or not. Most ITT who are going off about it are either ignoring the obvious, that Nick (or his lawyer) just filed this shit, no time to know yet if Aaron has lawyered up.
 
Remember how much trouble he had pulling up EXIF data, faked or not? I don't think he understands why he would want a VPN or what his IP could give away - especially now with nitrous in the mix.
He's completely a fucking retard. He doesn't understand tech at all. I know plenty of literal boomers, in the original sense, who know more about tech than this faggot does. He was even a joke for being a total tech boomer when people (including me) were still defending him.

And I include that parenthetical because I will never live down the shame of ever having supported this evil piece of shit.
 
And so was Gene Roddenberry. All those shirtless scenes William Shatner performed, his chest and armpits were shaved. And Roddenberry predicted men will wear skirts in the future. You can see in Star Trek: The Motion Picture extras in the background wearing mini-skirts. No wonder Kayla still pines for Aaron.

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That boy be gay!
 
Aaron is gonna fuck up the TRO and get it dropped because he is retarded and while Nick's shit tier lawyer isnt all that, he's better than a retard.

So that being said, does this hearing even have a chance addressing that Nick broke the originally granted TRO within hours of publcally admitting he was aware of it?

Shouldn't he (rate me optimistic) be on the hook for breaking it even if the judge removes it?

Aaron you retard fuck just start submitting violations to your county, dumbass. They aren't going to do it for you.

So far. Aaron seems to have filled out the TRO on his own, hence the issue of Nick tagging Aaron to be somewhat confusing wrt whether Nick is in viiolation post June 27.

Goddamn, Aaron. Call Hardin. Set up a GiveSendGo. Monty got a few thousand. This thread has literally spoon fed you with all the evidence you need, and we don't even like you all that much.

 
Anyone who thinks Pedomelt actually likes Nick and isn't just looking for the most advantageous moment to snake on him should just watch his most recent statements about how dumb and stupid Nick is.

Does Nick even understand that this is some inevitable event that is going to happen to him? Or is he so retarded he actually thinks Pedomelt is his friend? Does Nick understand that his complete lack of moral character means that it is literally impossible for him EVER to have an actual friend?

Or to cut it down to a single thing, does Nick realize he is definitely dying alone?
 
Anyone who thinks Pedomelt actually likes Nick and isn't just looking for the most advantageous moment to snake on him should just watch his most recent statements about how dumb and stupid Nick is.
MAPton knows perfectly well that Nick doesn't have anybody else. He can abuse him, spit on him and insult him to his face and Rekieta will always crawl back to him and even give him money because nobody else wants to be anywhere near a cucked loser.
 
I'm just gonna come out and say it (and I think I already have previously):

Aaron ain't gonna be the slayer of Rekieta. You'd do better to put your chips on Hardin (via Monty and Null) for that.

Nick is way worse than Aaron, but Aaron is too much of a dope to make much headway against Nick. He now hands Nick as many Ws as he does Ls. It's a clash of the retards with those two.

This shit is downright painful to watch at times.

Will be happy to be wrong, but I am not gonna set myself up to be disappointed on July 15th.
He filed the document too and it was granted.
Unlike the retarded Frank's hearing. Aaron is already a better lawyer than skelly. :really:

If it is so, he is even more retarded than I thought. But imagine how funny it would be if he won anyway.
Can you imagine the coping and seething this skelly would undergo if Aaron represented himself AND won? He won't just throw the warrant/papers on the floor this time. He might step on it by jumping up and down like a cartoon character.

Posting this again because it is increasingly relevant:
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>I can't imagine considering it
Well, it's just "I can't imagine not paying", not "I will pay". It's not even in his mind.
No refunds. No funds. Your payment will arrive after the Read verdict stream.

Yes! This is something I've pondered... a lot. How could it be one child? There are many examples of one child being abused while other siblings are not. It seems it's a younger sibling. I cannot for one second believe only one out his five children was given cocaine. Typically the one that is abused is a step-child, but that's as far as I'll go.
I won't say that child is not Nick's: but come on, something is off the whole thing. Didn't Nick say she has night terrors, narcolepsy and ADD?
It couldn't be. All 5 tested positive. I can guarantee it. They're living in a drug den. Those poor souls were exposed to the drugs carried out by the adults. No matter how careful they were at snorting coke, residue contaminants will get deposited everywhere. According to the bodycam footage notes, they were not careful at all. I don't expect someone who had a countertop messier than Boogie2988's table at a buffet to have proper cleanliness prior to exiting the master bedroom after their coke fueled orgies.

If all 5 of them tested at above ten times the cut-off, then it's questionable. Maybe the instrument wasn't calibrated properly or maybe they just read the wrong decimal points (5.000, some Eurofags would read this as five thousand).
Only one tested positive and she was the favourite with some issues. This can't be mere contamination, which the entire family were in. This skelly isn't going to weasel his way out. He's a child doser and the punishment for dosing a child with drugs should be DEATH.
 
Does Nick even understand that this is some inevitable event that is going to happen to him? Or is he so retarded he actually thinks Pedomelt is his friend? Does Nick understand that his complete lack of moral character means that it is literally impossible for him EVER to have an actual friend?
Nick should know, he did it to Ralph. Back when he was big and successful and Ralph was having a giant meltdown Nick could constantly say little off hand things about him. He did that while completely cutting Ralph off from anything public. Being the unstable lunatic Ralph is he eventually lost his shit at Nick's shart review and called his children retards.

MAPton knows what he's doing, he's going to poke Nick over and over until Nick can't take it anymore and screams at him. He's probably hoping he gets the same reaction Keanu got out of Nick. Then he'll watch that footage with that puppet guy and talk endlessly about it.
 
Can you imagine the coping and seething this skelly would undergo if Aaron represented himself AND won? He won't just throw the warrant/papers on the floor this time. He might step on it by jumping up and down like a cartoon character.
I'm a little too old to fully comprehend Sharty culture but this came to my mind when I read your post:
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This is Nicholas Robert Rekieta if he loses against Aaron.
 
MAPton knows what he's doing,
From what I've seen of Melton, he comes off as somewhat intelligent. He's very good at milking his audience and pretty decent at e-drama.

I cannot wait for him to snake Rekieta; that being said, I predict it'll take a while.

Also, John DiCaprio, a.k.a. Win by 2 Radio is never going to see one red cent of the $1,000 Rekieta bounty for the Aaron compilation.
 
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