Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

FUCK!

Since I did the gimmick 50 pages ago, I'll now apply it to you.

In the totally hypothetical scenario where I could get you executed scott free. This would fit you best!

Noose, on your neck. Arms tied behind your hips.

A bucket, on your feet.

Simple machinery, prodding you with a needle just a bit shy from piercing the skin on all angles of your legs. Every hour, the prodding gets harder, until the 3rd hour, 33th minute, where they finally pinch you.

You'll be a stressed out mess the moment the bucket finally gives in from your pained movements.

No, no. No bag for your head. You need to see so you can't die by accident.

I haven’t changed? What did I even do?


I know that you are a Meximutt

Not even a fucking minute. Fuck, you lack such level of self awareness that I am surprised it took you this much to realize you are a joke in KF.

"DON'T BULLY US SYNTHCELS UWU."

and don’t know the lords language, but “white boy” is just a common word used for young men in the best country in the world.

Best country in the world? Maybe the best at international crimes and warmongery. But quality of life? Nah.

Trump is just delaying the inevitable, btw.

But yes, I am technically still under the “boy” classification.

I know. you ain't a man. Sissy cunt.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Not even a fucking minute. Fuck, you lack such level of self awareness that I am surprised it took you this much to realize you are a joke in KF.

This nigger looks in a mirror for all of his posts, Jesus.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Since I did the gimmick 50 pages ago, I'll now apply it to you.

In the totally hypothetical scenario where I could get you executed scott free. This would fit you best!

Noose, on your neck. Arms tied behind your hips.

A bucket, on your feet.

Simple machinery, prodding you with a needle just a bit shy from piercing the skin on all angles of your legs. Every hour, the prodding gets harder, until the 3rd hour, 33th minute, where they finally pinch you.

You'll be a stressed out mess the moment the bucket finally gives in from your pained movements.

No, no. No bag for your head. You need to see so you can't die by accident.

Fun fact: Unlike that STD bath one for one of these fuckers. This one was actually made up all by myself. I am quite creative.

This nigger looks in a mirror for all of his posts, Jesus.

Sometimes I wonder if your mommy knows—

Oh, nevermind. I almost forgot you are kicked outta home up there at the age of 18. That worked WONDERS for you, eh?

 

[Goycast Guy]

Since I did the gimmick 50 pages ago, I'll now apply it to you.

In the totally hypothetical scenario where I could get you executed scott free. This would fit you best!

Noose, on your neck. Arms tied behind your hips.

A bucket, on your feet.

Simple machinery, prodding you with a needle just a bit shy from piercing the skin on all angles of your legs. Every hour, the prodding gets harder, until the 3rd hour, 33th minute, where they finally pinch you.

You'll be a stressed out mess the moment the bucket finally gives in from your pained movements.

No, no. No bag for your head. You need to see so you can't die by accident.

did lil bro really plan out my entire execution from a one word reply? lol.

"DON'T BULLY US SYNTHCELS UWU."

that’s not even that bad. Cringe? Sure. But I don’t think I’m going through a moral dilemma from internet drama.

Maybe the best at international crimes and warmongery.

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

I almost forgot you are kicked outta home up there at the age of 18.

Uh, where the fuck am I then?

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Oh, nevermind. I almost forgot you are kicked outta home up there at the age of 18. That worked WONDERS for you, eh?

What the fuck are you even talking about?

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

What the fuck are you even talking about?

This is me 90% of the time in this thread.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

What the fuck are you even talking about?

I'm talking about the reason your society has gone to shit.

did lil bro really plan out my entire execution from a one word reply?

No, but nice try.

that’s not even that bad. Cringe? Sure. But I don’t think I’m going through a moral dilemma from internet drama.

What moral dilemma? Coby is still being accused if being a lolicon, retard.

Right now I am debating if I should follow up on the gimmick and write the ones for your dadda and mama.

 

[NoxTuk]

Claudio is WINNING so hard right now, it's incredible.
He has all of us chuds here running around on his palm.

Still waiting for that 100+ page manifesto though. Considering you're Mexican, you don't seem to work that hard.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Right now I am debating if I should follow up on the gimmick and write the ones for your dadda and mama.

You won’t pussy

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I'm talking about the reason your society has gone to shit.

It's actually the opposite, people don't get kicked out of the house at 18 anymore in America, that's an outdated trope. If you want your proof, look at your e-daddy Synth living with his Mother when he's like 27.

 

[InfiniteGodmode]

Y'know, Synth has a better chance at life than Claudio—for one, he doesn't rape cats.

 

[Goycast Guy]

Right now I am debating if I should follow up on the gimmick and write the ones for your dadda and mama.

I’m sure you will. You will give me even more reasons to be sympathetic towards you. This will only increase your winning streak.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

My mother looks 4 times better than her at her age.

Please describe in detail what exactly you like best about the way your mother looks. He luscious lips? Her full breast? Her curvy thighs? Her firm plump buttocks? What do you find most attractive regarding your own mother who gave you an STD?

My poor father? You mean the same shitlord that left my arm bruised many times from holding it too hard? The one that ended up forcing me have to take care of my mother, who had a broken nose, broken ribs, a black eye and a swollen face? That "poor father"?

He stole any chance I could have for a normal family life. There's a reason why he never lived here, dummy.

I don't even know where he lives. Totally a trustworthy father, eh? This thing he does to help me right now? Compensation for ruining my life since conception.

Crybaby Claudio has daddy issues. That's a good stepping stone for your career in gay porn. That will really show daddy who's a little cock slut!

Thinking about a man masturbating is the gayest shit you can ever do, bro.

I would say it's second only to everything you are doing in this thread.

She hated my mother. I wouldn't be surprised if she hated my child/teen me.

I find it hard to believe anyone doesn't hate you. You raped a cat to death.

He is. Why do you think I have survived stuff that should had killed me? I should had died in 2012, but I did not.

Because God thinks it's funnier to watch a little worm like you squirm around in agony.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

I am going to state something a bit hilarious.

Remember what @Sparkletor 2.0 loved to say about my mother? Well, if you use your brain, it all falls apart almost immediately.

This thread already showed what company did my mom work on, and for how long (Almost 38 years).

Don't even take it from me, it was the retard @Johnny Gringo who posted it. So, I will tell you thanks for giving me ammo to defend myself.

That means that @Sparkletor 2.0 knows his statements are a lie, but he goes with it anyways. Even if it's easily verifiable that he's lying. You can use Google right fucking now and find that the company my mom worked on before a flamming homosexual illegally conspired and fired her exists and is affiliated to the UNAM.

But knowing you Gringos have probably the lowest level of artistic culture (no, your pedophilic entertainment companies like Pedowood don't count), I am not surprised you lack the interest in looking into a CONTEMPORARY BALLET company (or at least was, before that massive nepobaby who whores himself in orgies with men came)

You are a massive dumbass, @Sparkletor 2.0 and @Johnny Gringo

Nice projection buddy.

Yes. You gonna cry about it?

What moral dilemma? Coby is still being accused if being a lolicon, retard.

Right now I am debating if I should follow up on the gimmick and write the ones for your dadda and mama.

 

[Lost It All Dood]

Claudio is possibly one of the funniest ESLniggers I have ever discovered. Please keep winning, Claudio.

 

[Goycast Guy]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda by the way, what’s your opinion on whether or not the foreskin matters in your furry porn? Do you prefer the Jewish mark or do you prefer to keep things natural? Please let me know.

And as for the age old question, is the trachea tube metal or plastic? If it’s plastic, would that explain your brain damage from all the microplastics that enter your body from it?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

The Great Wall of China is over 13,000 miles long. That means the Great Wall of China would have to be multiplied 7.37 times to equal the same length as the amount of dick your whore mother has sucked in the back alleys of Mexico City.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Manuel recovered all the files. I'll get them this Monday

Eehehehehehehehehehhehe—EHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHH.

The look on your faces, thinking I wouldn't get them.



You, probably:


FUCK.

Eh, still works. I was just too excited.

 

[Goycast Guy]

Manuel recovered all the files. I'll get them this Monday

Eehehehehehehehehehhehe—EHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHH.

The look on your faces, thinking I wouldn't get them.



You, probably:

You better have that manifesto Claudio, otherwise your winning streak will be over I’m afraid.

By the way, can you please answer my questions above? They are very important you see.

Also please stop double-posting because that is very cringe and gay.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The look on your faces, thinking I wouldn't get them

The look on my face not giving a shit. Your files are just 100 pages of the same faggoty bullshit you post on here every day sprinkled with zoo porn.