Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

The color change scared the fuck outta me

 

[Goycast Guy]

The color change scared the fuck outta me

Yeah, the Meximutt is reminded of his masters.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

You better have that manifesto Claudio, otherwise your winning streak will be over I’m afraid.

I am already better than you.

By the way, can you please answer my questions above? They are very important you see.

""""Important""""

Also please stop double-posting because that is very cringe and gay.

My closet is wide open, unlike yours; flaming homo.

The look on my face not giving a shit. Your files are just 100 pages of the same faggoty bullshit you post on here every day sprinkled with zoo porn.

Mfw this retard doesn't know that the draft is on my phone. (I literally showed it)

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The color change scared the fuck outta me

Why would the color change scare Claudio

Uh oh! Autism!

Mfw this retard doesn't know that the draft is on my phone. (I literally showed it)

Honestly, I just skim through most of the shit you post. I don't read all of it.

 

[Goycast Guy]

Important

Some of us would like to know claus. Can you not indulge the curious mind? Sad.

My closet is wide open, unlike yours; flaming homo.

Claudio, I like women. Please stop with the grooming, as I know furries are wont to do.

By the way, what’s your opinion on Sydney Sweeney?

Oh wait that’s right. You’re a gay furry pedophile.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Yeah, the Meximutt is reminded of his masters.

Eh. This statement is one of the only somewhat true statements he's ever said. Not that they do it legally, though.

You won’t pussy.

That a dare?

It's actually the opposite, people don't get kicked out of the house at 18 anymore in America, that's an outdated trope.

Me when I lie: @Sperg Spectating

If you want your proof, look at your e-daddy Synth living with his Mother when he's like 27.

Coby is the entirety of the population of USA?

Y'know, Synth has a better chance at life than Claudio—for one, he doesn't rape cats.

I don't either. A neighbor did do it tho.

I’m sure you will. You will give me even more reasons to be sympathetic towards you. This will only increase your winning streak.

I know!

Please describe in detail what exactly you like best about the way your mother looks. He luscious lips? Her full breast? Her curvy thighs? Her firm plump buttocks? What do you find most attractive regarding your own mother who gave you an STD?

Crybaby Claudio has daddy issues. That's a good stepping stone for your career in gay porn. That will really show daddy who's a little cock slut!

I find it hard to believe anyone doesn't hate you. You raped a cat to death.

You wish, my cute zoophile!

Because God thinks it's funnier to watch a little worm like you squirm around in agony.

Nice blasphemy.

Claudio is possibly one of the funniest ESLniggers I have ever discovered. Please keep winning, Claudio.

Who are you?

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda by the way, what’s your opinion on whether or not the foreskin matters in your furry porn? Do you prefer the Jewish mark or do you prefer to keep things natural? Please let me know.

If you didn't want to make me think you are a homosexual, you are failing.

And as for the age old question, is the trachea tube metal or plastic?

Use your eyes

If it’s plastic, would that explain your brain damage from all the microplastics that enter your body from it?

Mfw this retard really thinks this is the same tracheostomy from 2012.

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

The Great Wall of China is over 13,000 miles long. That means the Great Wall of China would have to be multiplied 7.37 times to equal the same length as the amount of dick your whore mother has sucked in the back alleys of Mexico City.

Sparkletor.

Did you take your medicines?

Honestly, I just skim through most of the shit you post. I don't read all of it.

I noticed.

Fucking fag.

Some of us would like to know claus. Can you not indulge the curious mind? Sad.

No.

Claudio, I like women. Please stop with the grooming, as I know furries are wont to do.

"""Women"""

By the way, what’s your opinion on Sydney Sweeney?
View attachment 7598579

Who?

Oh wait that’s right. You’re a—

Bisexual Mexican*

Ftfy

 

[Goycast Guy]

Eh. This statement is one of the only somewhat true statements he's ever said. Not that they do it legally, though.

And just like the good little goy that you are, you keep up that monkey dance. Truly you cannot stop obeying your masters.

Me when I lie: @Sperg Spectating

I guess me living with my parents at 19 is a lie.

If you didn't want to make me think you are a homosexual, you are failing.

Once again failing to answer my question. Smh Claudio. How could you do this to a curious mind?

Use your eyes

Plastic, hm? Yes, the microplastics would explain the brain damage.

"""Women"""

I don’t like troons, but then again maybe you’re into that considering you like dicks and all idk.

Who?

Sad.

Bisexual Mexican*

No such thing as halfway gay.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

Please just explain why you said your mom is 4x hotter than your dad's girlfriend. What makes your mom so hot. Be specific. Is it the way her hair smells? The silky smoothe kisses she plants on your breathless lips? Her strong pelvis? He quick and nimble fingers as she tickles your most sensitive areas? The way the pus oozes from her diseased crotch? What makes your mother so damn sexy?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Uh, where the fuck am I then?

Sadly, not on the floor while my hands are painted scarlet from your body. Sad.

I am legitimately surprised none of you gave a fuck about the statue I showed that I have back home. One would think you would like seeing your boss.

And just like the good little goy that you are, you keep up that monkey dance. Truly you cannot stop obeying your masters.

> goy

You are a goy too lmfao

I guess me living with my parents at 19 is a lie.

Does your mom have long hair?

Once again failing to answer my question. Smh Claudio. How could you do this to a curious mind?

You are a monkeypox sudden homo.

Plastic, hm? Yes, the microplastics would explain the brain damage.

That's not how it works. You don't know how anything works.

I don’t like troons, but then again maybe you’re into that considering you like dicks and all idk.

X for doubt

Sad.

Get your mind outta the gutter.

No such thing as halfway gay.

You say that by experience?

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

Please just explain why you said your mom is 4x hotter than your dad's girlfriend.

>present tense

What makes your mom so hot. Be specific. Is it the way her hair smells?

Quick. YOUR MEDS.

They are calling you!

The silky smoothe kisses she plants on your breathless lips?

Are you copying and pasting this from somewhere else?

Her strong pelvis? He quick and nimble fingers as she tickles your most sensitive areas?

You are funny.

The way the pus oozes from her diseased crotch? What makes your mother so damn sexy?

I am not sorry your mom raped you.

 

[Goycast Guy]

Sadly, not on the floor while my hands are painted scarlet from your body. Sad.

Claudio, the death threats do not stop it seems. Will I have to contact the FBI? Maybe the cartel?

Does your mom have long hair?

You know what is long? Your stay here on Kiwifarms. You’re here forever.

That's not how it works. You don't know how anything works.

I guess the microplastic brain damage really has set in. Sad.

You say that by experience?

Yes claus, you would say that from experience.

I am not sorry your mom raped you.

the rape fantasies continue. Claudio, can you stop imagining people getting raped please?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I am legitimately surprised none of you gave a fuck about the statue I showed that I have back home

Probably because everything you post is gay.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

Quick! When your mom sold you to men, did they sodomize you using only their dicks or did they use objects? I just wanna know if you bled, that is all.

Claudio, the death threats do not stop it seems. Will I have to contact the FBI? Maybe the cartel?

Pussy. You won't.

You know what is long? Your stay here on Kiwifarms. You’re here forever.

Don't make me rephrase what I have stated every time someone said this.

I won't. This platform is on a countdown.

Yes claus, you would say that from experience.

Learn to read, homo.

the rape fantasies continue. Claudio, can you stop imagining people getting raped please?

You imply I even thought when I was writing THAT. I just did it.

Probably because everything you post is gay.

Sparkletor, the man who is not beating the homosexual accusations

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

Quick! When your mom sold you to men, did they sodomize you using only their dicks or did they use objects? I just wanna know if you bled, that is all.

All of these insults are so specific that I'm convinced this is you powerlevelling how you became a homo via projection.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

If you think people will give a shit I am saying this out loud HERE, you are wrong BTW. You aren't exactly... Human anymore.

All of these insults are so specific that I'm convinced this is you powerlevelling how you became a bi via projection.

I know you people are psychopathic enough to make fun of rape victims buuuut.

No. Swing and a miss.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Sparkletor, the man who is not beating the homosexual accusations

I would rather be accused of being gay than be accused of raping a cat.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Anyways @Goycast Guy. I really would be delighted to learn that, one day, the happened to you.

I would rather be accused of being gay than be accused of raping a cat.

Seeing how you talk about gays, I doubt it.

By the way, answer my question. Don't be a

PUUUUUUUUUUUSSSYYYYYYYYyyyyyyy

the happened to you

The worst happened to you*

 

[Tread Miller]

Manuel recovered all the files. I'll get them this Monday

Eehehehehehehehehehhehe—EHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHH.

The look on your faces, thinking I wouldn't get them.



You, probably:

>failing to embed a soyjak stolen from the Soybooru
The Sharty may have a lot of retards, but I doubt they would accept a cat rapist like you Claudio.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Claudio, insulting America does absolutely nothing to me. Like a good half of the people here you are shitflinging at, I'm not American and don't have strong love for the country yet I can see the points you raise against America are strawmen at best and outright bullshit or low effort bait the rest of the time.

Brits, Canadians, Aussies, Europeans from several countries, Viets, Chinese and more all think you are a complete sped, not just the Yanks. (Happy 4th you gun-loving freaks!)

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I know you people are psychopathic enough to make fun of rape victims buuuut.

Aren't you the one who was mocking Junko Furuta's rape and murder, and hoping it happened to other people as well?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Look at this little parasite.


I'm not SAYING ANYTHING. Buuuut it would have been a shame if the black man who came into a warden and strangled babies until they got blue in USA had done that 18 years ago AND in Goycast's warden.


A nice flammable home. Perfect for an Alessa Gillespie fire skin treatment on child Goycast Guy.

Aren't you the one who was mocking Junko Furuta's rape and murder, and hoping it happened to other people as well?

You call what I did mocking HER?

Man, you ARE in the spectrum. Sad.