Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Melty Butter]

That's a good point about the bedroom being too small.

Is there even a lock on the master bedroom door? If so, I'm sure it's only from the inside, meaning that when the adults are not around (say, in a hot tub), it was open.

Then there's the safe. It seems the main safe that contained the drugs was located in the master bath - this is the one the cops took outside to pry open and then returned to the guest bathroom to go through all the contents. But, again, bathrooms seldom lock from the outside.

In short, any precocious kid could have wandered into that bedroom or master bath to find the drugs when the adults were away. Nick is a disorganized slob. There's no way he always locked it all away.

Spare a thought and a prayer for the Slettas.

I think the small MN semi rual town, has the kids plugged into other social system of support.

They have a lot of community support. With a little digging, you can uncover dozens and dozens of pics of Matt Christensen (newly minted Head Pastor, then Youth Pastor) and Pastor Melin with the Rekieta boys. That gives me some solace.

I'm a little confused about why, after 6 months in the care of the Slettas (plenty of time to "deprogram"), a Rekieta kid or two didn't go rogue.

Thankfully, the Rekieta kids are not all that isolated. They're about as "networked" as homeschooled kids can be. From what I can tell, the younger ones still attend the school co-op headed by Paula Holmen. (This is rather astonishing, actually. I imagine CPS insisted it was that, or public school. They knew Holmen would keep an eye on them.)

Anyway, there's a lot we don't know. Odds are that a kid or two are actively rebelling against their parents (ahem, choke-slam) and it will be kept private until someone in that family finally speaks up.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

That's something that really concerns me. A while back Nick talked about how he wishes his parents were more sexually open around him. As well he's made comments that having a parent doing online pornography would actually be normal and comfortable for kids, with the kids knowing about it.

I'm not saying he's doing this, or is interested in this definitively. But what concerns me is if there's some kind of area of interest in 'open family' fetishism, which is an intersection of exhibitionism, incest and pedophilia fetishism. Open family fetishism is pretty self explanatory, it's essentially the concept that adults should be sexually open and have no boundaries on sexual behavior in the household, in some cases this magnifies in severity to the point of kids being made to watch sexual behavior, or participate often framed as "teaching them".

I'm not saying Nick is doing that at all, but with his statements outlined above and actions being looser than normal on boundaries between his sex life and children, it's something I worry is in the back of his mind.

It seems like he's inching towards some kind of border in this intersection. I hope this is just brainrot on my part.

Also, Kooky Kayla is dirty hot, just like Valkyrie April - 6's with personality (disorders)! I couldn't fix her, but I sure as shit could ride the waves with her. I don't think Nick understood what a deviant's delight in a wife/parter-in-crime he had available were he not such a gay spaz. He could've had a Harley Quinn (two if he knew what he was doing).

Actually, she's probably still up for a little crime. She's already fucking with Aaron, happily. Which brings me back to That Subject and how it seems a plausible future destination, lurched forth in incremental boundary-breaking. I hate speculating, but I am relieved I'm not the only one whose Spider-Sense is tingling on this, and I hope we're wrong.

Also, Chrissie Mayr's semi-neutral answer (leaving the door open for a guest appearance) on Nick is further proof he's in the midst of a gradual audience-driven babyface turn. Chrissie isn't as bad as Aaron but she's still clearly pandering (she's streaming video games now BTW), and if she smells a change in the air, then it's like the equivalent of the canary in the coalmine for grifters.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chrissie Mayr

Is a dumb hole who has past form making excuses for disgusting pieces of shit who are creepy with kids. When she was confronted about her then-boss Anthony Cumia following and interacting with 12 and 13 year old girls on Instagram, she said he did it “because they looked older.” No, these were little girls who looked like little girls. Fuck that bitch. I hope she never has a daughter and that her son gets his morals from someone who has some.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

That's something that really concerns me. A while back Nick talked about how he wishes his parents were more sexually open around him. As well he's made comments that having a parent doing online pornography would actually be normal and comfortable for kids, with the kids knowing about it.

I'm not saying he's doing this, or is interested in this definitively. But what concerns me is if there's some kind of area of interest in 'open family' fetishism, which is an intersection of exhibitionism, incest and pedophilia fetishism. Open family fetishism is pretty self explanatory, it's essentially the concept that adults should be sexually open and have no boundaries on sexual behavior in the household, in some cases this magnifies in severity to the point of kids being made to watch sexual behavior, or participate often framed as "teaching them".

I'm not saying Nick is doing that at all, but with his statements outlined above and actions being looser than normal on boundaries between his sex life and children, it's something I worry is in the back of his mind.

Nick has boundary issues, but you’re looking at the wrong Rekieta.

Aaron, Kayla, April, and Nick all slept in the same bed together. Who’d be more likely to push for that, Kayla or Nick?

Kayla also wanted Aaron and April to move in with their kids so they could raise their families together.

Kayla also now has multiple stories of inappropriate contact/boundary pushing:
- Andy recounted how she hit on him in Knoxville
- Gabe revealed how a fan was uncomfortable with how Kayla hugged her in a private setting with Nick
- Aaron retold a story where Kayla drifted Nick’s hand into a fooling around session between her and Aaron (to which Nick screamed “No! I’m not into that”)

If something came out, where one of the kids was abused like that I’d bet it’d be Kayla.

More likely than not though, she’s just fucking crazy and not mentally or emotionally stable.

 

[Sloppa]

Anthony Cumia

Ah yes, this guy, seen pictured with the 17 year old "girlfriend" and her proud family.

 

[Soapmore]

Is a dumb hole who has past form making excuses for disgusting pieces of shit who are creepy with kids. When she was confronted about her then-boss Anthony Cumia following and interacting with 12 and 13 year old girls on Instagram, she said he did it “because they looked older.” No, these were little girls who looked like little girls. Fuck that bitch. I hope she never has a daughter and that her son gets his morals from someone who has some.

Reminder that Chrissie Mayr stole someone's Christmas gift from a restaurant, a bag of expensive clothes, just so she could. It was all men's clothes in sizes she couldn't even give away to friends.

 

[DuranceVile]

Reminder that Chrissie Mayr stole someone's Christmas gift from a restaurant, a bag of expensive clothes, just so she could. It was all men's clothes in sizes she couldn't even give away to friends.

It's still a mystery why she's still on FNT, a show that could be improved massively by slashing at least half the participants. She barely contributes, and when she does it's to tell a "joke" that several panel members fake laugh at while others try not to look annoyed. She's got the energy of some guy's girlfriend trying to hang out with his friends and try too hard to fit in.

There's some eGirls who are kept around because they bring in simpbux from a stable of "good Christian men" who think they have a chance with her. Occasional nose guard Melonie Mac was one of them. Until she decided to take a moral crusade against gooner games while also loving the classic Tomb Raider games. I doubt Chrissie brings in many simps anymore now that she's older and frumpier.

As much of an unstable spaz ItsAGundam is behind the scenes, he would've been a better pick for FNT. He was being considered for a time before somebody else got invited on (it was either Shad or Chrissy, unsure) instead.

Related to Nick, Chrissy and Nick showed up on the same FNT before Chrissy was picked up full time. Crazy to think just a few years ago Nick was considered a major draw for a show that gets mid 5 figure viewership pretty consistently. Now there's shows with 20 viewers going "ew, no".

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Chrissie Mayr, Coomalot, Keanu et al are all grifters with no principles. They follow the clout and super chats and will turn on a dime if they think it will further their “career”.

 

[FuckedOffToff]

Were you truly in a state of nescience regarding that vocable's signification?

Indeed, it was outwith my ken.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Hey remember that laser engraver Nick had totally safely set up to make a very special lolcows 5k gift? How's that one going Nicky, working on batches of engravings in one of your children's rooms? Did your physicist son set it up for you?

 

[Sneed Force One]

Hey remember that laser engraver Nick had totally safely set up to make a very special lolcows 5k gift? How's that one going Nicky, working on batches of engravings in one of your children's rooms? Did your physicist son set it up for you?

We are 986 days away from the first announcement on Locals of the 5k gift. I am planning a special post for the 1000th day.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Hey remember that laser engraver Nick had totally safely set up to make a very special lolcows 5k gift? How's that one going Nicky, working on batches of engravings in one of your children's rooms?

It’s more likely he’s using it for his side hustle performing clitoridectomies for Minnesota’s under-served Somali population. Maybe Nick has finally found his calling.

 

[Steve Seagull]

A while back Nick talked about how he wishes his parents were more sexually open around him.

This has always struck me as one of the weirdest things he’s said. If I remember right, he mentioned it in the context of his own childhood, but even if he said it as an adult, it’s still deeply disturbing.

Growing up, anytime someone so much as hinted at the idea of their parents having sex, the universal reaction was pure disgust, you didn't want to think about it, know about it or see it. I think it is the correct natural response for a child.

But wishing your parents had talked to you about it? Wanting to know more? Resenting they didn't tell you? I honestly don’t even know what kind of wrong that is. It crosses into something that just feels so fundamentally disturbing.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I'm a little confused about why, after 6 months in the care of the Slettas (plenty of time to "deprogram"), a Rekieta kid or two didn't go rogue.

Thankfully, the Rekieta kids are not all that isolated. They're about as "networked" as homeschooled kids can be.

Has there ever been a single word from anyone about any of the children having friends? Ever? I've not seen mention of Nick talking about running kids to a zillion birthday parties, going to a friend's house and other social things (and a teen* is usually at lakes, pools, parks, etc., with friends all summer in MN), or kids having friends over. Everyone I have known with even 2, much less 5, children has a full house of kids and friends, constantly in or out. My kids' teen years were a constant merry-go-round of where they and their friends were sleeping or hanging out.

*by 16 is usually carpooling/ swapping rides to school and back with friends. And a kid of decent means commonly has their own car to use, or at least borrow. But apparently Nick has to be in complete control...and then whine about it.

Has Nick ever even referred to his kids playing outside? Do they ever go to the lake? Has he ever even mentioned going up north in the summer?

What I'm getting at is that these kids live a very, very abnormal life. Even before the horror of the Quover era (and the aftermath).

 

[Vibralldo]

This has always struck me as one of the weirdest things he’s said. If I remember right, he mentioned it in the context of his own childhood, but even if he said it as an adult, it’s still deeply disturbing.

Growing up, anytime someone so much as hinted at the idea of their parents having sex, the universal reaction was pure disgust, you didn't want to think about it, know about it or see it. I think it is the correct natural response for a child.

But wishing your parents had talked to you about it? Wanting to know more? Resenting they didn't tell you? I honestly don’t even know what kind of wrong that is. It crosses into something that just feels so fundamentally disturbing.

He claims that it's because he "wasn't sure if his parents loved each other" and for some reason knowing how his parents fucked would help show that to Nick (he probably is aroused by it)

 

[AnOminous]

Tick-tock, tick-tock... It's getting awful close to August 1st. Nick has twenty-seven calendar days to finish his community service.

What in the papers says he doesn't have the full five years?

 

[ChromaQuack]

It’s more likely he’s using it for his side hustle performing clitoridectomies for Minnesota’s under-served Somali population. Maybe Nick has finally found his calling.

That sounds like he's been busy chipping away at his 80 hours of community service to me.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Tick-tock, tick-tock... It's getting awful close to August 1st. Nick has twenty-seven calendar days to finish his community service.

There is no source for the contention that his probation conditions state he needs to complete his community service by August 1 as opposed to having the full 5 years to do it.

Same with the idea his PO is letting him off by not requiring him to maintain a consistent streaming schedule. Nothing in his probation conditions can be construed to require that.

It’s very possible. The latest paperwork is Nick asking for a hearing. It’s not reflective of Aaron having representation or not. Most ITT who are going off about it are either ignoring the obvious, that Nick (or his lawyer) just filed this shit, no time to know yet if Aaron has lawyered up.

That Aaron didn't retain an attorney was extremely obvious from the extremely shoddy nature of his petition itself.

Aaron had no excuse since if he had no idea what a good petition looked like, that would be one thing, but he could have pulled out what Ashley had him served with and copied what she had done, such as providing detailed quotes, screenshots, etc.

Well, it's just "I can't imagine not paying", not "I will pay". It's not even in his mind.
No refunds. No funds. Your payment will arrive after the Read verdict stream.

For as long as Nick has put the WinBy2 guy getting paid as a higher priority than sending out the 5k Locals gifts, making up for the 13 missed Locals streams for May 2024, repairing the cabinet door he's left empty in memory of his former contractor, paying his traffic ticket that's been outstanding for over a year, or renewing his vehicles' registrations, he has a chance to get paid.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

27 Days until Aug 1st and Zero hours of community service completed

We are 986 days away from the first announcement on Locals of the 5k gift. I am planning a special post for the 1000th day.

Plot twist: The 5k Locals gift IS the community service. Nick will have to stand in front of a camera and blather on about dumb bullshit while a court appointed supervisor watches him.

 

[Maraschino]

He claims that it's because he "wasn't sure if his parents loved each other" and for some reason knowing how his parents fucked would help show that to Nick

One of my grandparents is from a culture which frowns upon PDA. My dad said he'd never even seen his parents kiss each other, but never once doubted they loved each other, and they stayed married until their deaths.

What I'm getting at is Nick not realizing his parents could love each other without verbalizing when they're fucking to their children is because he doesn't understand social cues, and also because why the fuck are you entitled to knowledge of the sex life of your parents? They had to have had sex at one point to have you, you fucking retard. It sounds more like it's justification for him telling his own kids about his sex life, because it's not bad if he did it to his own children, because he wished his own parents did it to him.

He's not just a turbofaggot, or a pervert, or a failed attorney, or a disgraced Youtuber, or a pariah of the local community...he's autistic. And retarded.