Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

[Harambe]

all I want for america day this year
is for them both to get injured trying to hoist each other up for their gay little awkward dance/pretend fighting for retards

 

[Strangolapreti]

A fat man and a dickless twink are gonna pretend to fight each other for the title of most pathetic retard with self-caused erectile disfunction.

I hope they both die.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So for anyone who hasn't watched their first match yet, here it is. The match was a hardcore match where Jim and Bandit were using all sorts of weird and wacky weapons, with the most notable being Bandit using a Yugioh card and a barbed wire shark plushie on Jim.

Ultimately Jim won the match by slamming Bandit into the thumb tacks 3 times. Guess we'll see if Jim makes it 2-0 next time.

 

[The Scorpion]

Did they make that ring by sewing bedsheets together?

 

[Birthday Cat]

So for anyone who hasn't watched their first match yet, here it is. The match was a hardcore match where Jim and Bandit were using all sorts of weird and wacky weapons, with the most notable being Bandit using a Yugioh card and a barbed wire shark plushie on Jim.
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Ultimately Jim won the match by slamming Bandit into the thumb tacks 3 times. Guess we'll see if Jim makes it 2-0 next time.
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i have some type of mental block that refuses to accept the possibility of watching or ACKnowledging these, because gay as most wrestling is, i am never going to connect jim sterling and kid bandit with mick foley, terry funk, big van vader etc.

similar to seeing older models and how hard they worked to tune their bodies and suddenly all of that not mattering anymore and just chucking in "body positive" and "age positive" people that look like old fridges or tlc applicants. ywnbaw or as much a real wrestler as even vince mcmahon. nothing wrong with circus, showmanship and entertaining, "man theater" is pretty damn fun tbh if you give it a chance and let go some, but don't even fucking try and larp some shit like new jack you troontards.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

Let's see who the writers prefer more in this match.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I hope they break florescent light bulbs on each other.

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

Despite coming in with minimal expectations, I'm awestruck by how underwhelming everything is.

This is the 'Willy's Chocolate Experience' of wrestling events.

 

[One_True_Yuri]

Was Jim's transformation into this tranny abomination gradual or sudden? I stopped watching him when he did the laughing starman intro to one of his videos

 

[Mikoyan]

barbed wire shark plushie

Could actually be an Ikea Blåhaj, which is... I have no fucking idea why but it's a tranny accessory thing.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Could actually be an Ikea Blåhaj, which is... I have no fucking idea why but it's a tranny accessory thing.

It's the colors. It's blue, white and pink (the inside of the mouth).

Some autistic tranny latched on to the idea, and the others followed suit because it's a social contagion.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

Was Jim's transformation into this tranny abomination gradual or sudden? I stopped watching him when he did the laughing starman intro to one of his videos

No. It started in 2020 with him wearing skirts and saying how nice it felt. Then more flamboyant mannerisms (even for him), redesigning the Jimquisition to be Adobe plastic pink instead of red and black, getting increasingly paranoid about literally every phobia and ism out there, talking about how he had to "make amends for his past", and by the end of the year, was on HRT and calling it "punk" (It's not).

Now let us never speak of this again.

 

[Mikoyan]

It's the colors. It's blue, white and pink (the inside of the mouth).

Some autistic tranny latched on to the idea, and the others followed suit because it's a social contagion.

But the colors aren't ri... sigh

Actually thank you. I've been genuinely perplexed why that's a fucking thing.

 

[clever handle]

This kind of fat tranny wresting would have been considered a freak show in the old world and been banned for being tasteless. Interesting how the only dividing line between that and this is the subjectivity of the people in this one refusing to acknowledge that the sick fascination with repulsive creatures is part of the appeal. Maybe that's why nobody turns out to watch them, because we refuse to acknowledge the only reason anyone might want to.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Jim Sterling Mid-2025 Channel Audit:
Videos Uploaded: 26
Subs Lost: 10k
Subs Left Til 700k: 30k
Patrons: 4,636 (-179)
Monthly Income: $7,593 (-$721)
New Video Views: 2,177,000
Average Views Per New Video: 84k
Videos With Over 100k Views: 6

Spoiler: Notes

Since the monthly reviews are getting a bit stale I thought I'd spice things up with a mid-year audit. There are a couple of interesting data points so far, my favourite being that only 6 of Jim's videos have broken 100k views so far.

And here's the Shyamalan twist: I rounded up videos that were close to 100k and will likely tick over by the end of the year, the actual current number is 4.

One other interesting thing to note is, based on the current velocity of his Patreon losses, we should see him drop below $7k a month by the end of the year.

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Channel review for the month of June 2025:
Videos Uploaded: 5

• Jimquisition ('Railroading Features And The Absurdity Of Nintendo's Virtual Game Cards', 69k views)
• Jimquisition ('A Video About Friendly Fire(break)', 60k views)
• Jimquisition ('The Fascinating Wrongness Of MindsEye' 117k views)
• Jimquisition ('Reviewing The Nintendo Switch 2's Utter Temerity', 114k views)
• Jimquisition ('Shut The F*ck Up, Videogames!', 86k views)

Subs Lost: 2k
Subs Left Til 700k: 30k
Patrons: 4,636 (-36)
Monthly Income: $7,593 (-$336)
Monthly Channel Views: 284k* (-152k)
New Video Views: 446k (+180k)
Average Views Per New Video: 89k (+22k)
Bluesky Followers: 28k (+1k)

Spoiler: Notes

Bit of a weird one for Jim this month. This is probably the best month for views he's going to have all year, managing not one but two 100k+ view videos since he decided to actually be topical and cover MindsEye and the Switch 2. The layout of the days in June also meant he got a bonus 5th video in which helped.

He also finally ticked over a new 1,000 Bluesky followers --well, almost: I rounded up for kindness-- but I'm still not decided if this is more indicative of Jim's waning appeal or the fact Bluesky is a dead platform.

* There's some fuckery going on with Socialblade, because this number makes no sense. Jim's new uploads alone account for more views than this number so I dunno where they pulled it from.

 

[Corn Flakes]

But the colors aren't ri... sigh

That was the same reaction I had when I found out about it, yeah.

It makes more sense when you realize these people see the entire world through this lens of "transness". So anything they like must be trans in some way. What I think happened was some autist had a blahaj before being infected with the mind virus. Once this hypothetical guy trooned out, he wanted to keep hugging his plushie every night but sharks aren't exactly "girly". So he had to come up with some reason for blahaj to be a trans thing. The colors, even if they're not even close to the actual colors on the dickchop tricolor, were a low-hanging fruit. And once the meme started spreading through their communities on reddit and twitter, other troons started doing the same.

 

[Lurkor]

The shark was apparently used by Ikea in advertisments supporting swiss gay marriage in 2021.

https://web.archive.org/web/20220202032848/https://www.intomore.com/the-internet/stuffed-ikea-shark-became-trans-icon/

 

[Candidae]

That was the same reaction I had when I found out about it, yeah.

It makes more sense when you realize these people see the entire world through this lens of "transness". So anything they like must be trans in some way. What I think happened was some autist had a blahaj before being infected with the mind virus. Once this hypothetical guy trooned out, he wanted to keep hugging his plushie every night but sharks aren't exactly "girly". So he had to come up with some reason for blahaj to be a trans thing. The colors, even if they're not even close to the actual colors on the dickchop tricolor, were a low-hanging fruit. And once the meme started spreading through their communities on reddit and twitter, other troons started doing the same.

He brought it to his dick chop appointment, posted it to Reddit and it went viral.
The guy has since detransitioned or killed himself but of course that gets forgotten and the symbol representing him ruining his life is made an official Troon mascot in his honour. I forget why his surgery went bad, I feel like he had a poopy amhole but I'm not totally sure and can't find him now.
I wonder if he finds the new Blahaj Troon bedroom in IKEA to be insult to injury. A celebration of his chopped cock mistakes and an encouragement for more to do so

 

[Corn Flakes]

He brought it to his dick chop appointment, posted it to Reddit and it went viral.
The guy has since detransitioned or killed himself but of course that gets forgotten and the symbol representing him ruining his life is made an official Troon mascot in his honour. I forget why his surgery went bad, I feel like he had a poopy amhole but I'm not totally sure and can't find him now.
I wonder if he finds the new Blahaj Troon bedroom in IKEA to be insult to injury. A celebration of his chopped cock mistakes and an encouragement for more to do so

Oh, shit. That guy. We called him sharkboy, didn't we? I used to follow the tranny sideshows thread back when that was going on but I completely forgot about him since.

Was it really only two years ago? Feels like a fuckin' eternity.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure the blahaj thing predates his saga. At least the ending. He started when, again? 2021-ish?

 

[Candidae]

Oh, shit. That guy. We called him sharkboy, didn't we? I used to follow the tranny sideshows thread back when that was going on but I completely forgot about him since.

Was it really only two years ago? Feels like a fuckin' eternity.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure the blahaj thing predates his saga. At least the ending. He started when, again? 2021-ish?

Yes him! Damn, I forgot his reasoning was simply realizing chopping his dick off wouldn't make him pass. Still amusing though, unlike most detransitioners he actually still thinks he's a woman and is seething he failed to pass so not only is he dickless, he's living a life jealous of other troons thinking their lives aren't the reality he's living with.
Probably funnier then if he sees pictures of troons pretending to live the life of their dreams while holding the plushie of destruction.