Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Falcon Sebben]

I heard it decades ago in a George Carlin comedy routine. He was ranting about the dishonest altering and softening of language.

Carlin was the best because he held a mirror up to society and said, "this is fucking stupid".

Our boy has taken to Instagram stories to laud a fictional character from the Independence Day movie who happens to share his name:
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It's a screenshot from another account's story; the song playing is CCR's Fortunate Son.

Yeah and that other Russell actually did something useful with his life.

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

Just when you thought the "album" title couldn't get any more retarded... it does.
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And as expected, bumped ahead another entire year. Might give enough time to write half of a song.

In 2026 he will be a 35 year old tween pop sensation. Another Justin Bieber. With a bunch of songs about how bad he wants to bang celebrities and Instagram models who will be even more irrelevant a year from now than they are today.

EDIT: "Handi-Abled" is perfect, because everyone knows he's able to give a handy.

He'll be 50 years old by the time he releases this pile of steaming garbage

 

[YouTube Autist]

 

[TooManyKittens]

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It has blown my mind to learn Russells age despite reading about him for a couple years now.

Ngl I put shit lips as substantially older and just hadn't gone grey. I guess melting face and trying to act like you're hot stuff and 20 any time after 30 really adds the years on

Then again lolcow level stubborn stupidity seems rather ageless making the immature stupidity a non tell age wise.

I look forward to the July 4th where we are optimistically free of this tards lol suit.

 

[Poop Shoot]

If you think the face melting is bad now, give it another 10 years. lol.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I spoke with a client IRL with the same affliction the other day and I was overwhelmed with the urge to copy @Potentially Criminal's shitlips accent.

 

[Swole McPole]

Carlin was the best because he held a mirror up to society and said, "this is fucking stupid".

He did do that, yes. He just wasn't funny. When he tried to be funny, you got the Hippy Dippy Weatherman.

Carlin initiated that trend of comedians getting forced laughs of political acknowledgement. Sure, the jokes might not be funny, but he's our guy, he's on our team. Lets laugh to signify our membership of said team.

He's Trevor Noah/Joy Behar's spiritual father.

Finally, Prior was the best. Either Prior or Norm. I'll brook no argument here.

 

[The Dude]

Russell Casse had several children, and so without a doubt was able to attract a woman and bed her several times without a financial transaction taking place first. Sure, his wife was likely a beaner illegal and only shacked up with him for the citizenship since his kids are all half-spic mutts, but he never had to pay her or wear a rubber. That's far more than Russell Greer can say. He couldn't get laid at the southern border with a fistful of Green Cards. How many thousands of dollars has Russhole wasted on what is essentially accessorized masterbation? And he doesn't even (thankfully) have any kids to show for it.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He did do that, yes. He just wasn't funny. When he tried to be funny, you got the Hippy Dippy Weatherman.

Carlin initiated that trend of comedians getting forced laughs of political acknowledgement. Sure, the jokes might not be funny, but he's our guy, he's on our team. Lets laugh to signify our membership of said team.

He's Trevor Noah/Joy Behar's spiritual father.

Finally, Prior was the best. Either Prior or Norm. I'll brook no argument here.

Agree to disagree but yes, Pryor was a funny guy as was Norm. But I still say Carlin was the best.

 

[TurboNAS]

Agree to disagree but yes, Pryor was a funny guy as was Norm. But I still say Carlin was the best.

Who are these people?

Are any of them disabled and cute?

Do they have a budding songwriting career?

Are they trained paralegals with plenty of experience in the legal system?

Sounds like a bunch of nobodies to me. They probably don’t even use sex workers to achieve intimacy. Well, maybe there’s one point of similarity.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

CALLING ALL RUSKETEERS:

I've taken it upon myself to update the OP to modern Kiwi Farms standards. Russell's activities have changed significantly since 2017, and the original OP doesn't have Russell's current-day activities (such as looking for a brothel to buy). I'm also going to include an FAQ so this thread doesn't get onto the well-worn treadmill of "will Russell go transexual/full supreme gentleman/neck himself?" However, this is a massive thread and I cannot do it alone. I would like to ask for volunteers to help me with research and writing. Anyone who'd like to help, please reply to this post so I can add you to the DM group.

 

[obsdj]

CALLING ALL RUSKETEERS:

I've taken it upon myself to update the OP to modern Kiwi Farms standards. Russell's activities have changed significantly since 2017, and the original OP doesn't have Russell's current-day activities (such as looking for a brothel to buy). I'm also going to include an FAQ so this thread doesn't get onto the well-worn treadmill of "will Russell go transexual/full supreme gentleman/neck himself?" However, this is a massive thread and I cannot do it alone. I would like to ask for volunteers to help me with research and writing. Anyone who'd like to help, please reply to this post so I can add you to the DM group.

I was thinking the OP could use a refresh. I'll participate if you'll have me.

 

[The Un-Clit]

CALLING ALL RUSKETEERS:

I've taken it upon myself to update the OP to modern Kiwi Farms standards. Russell's activities have changed significantly since 2017, and the original OP doesn't have Russell's current-day activities (such as looking for a brothel to buy). I'm also going to include an FAQ so this thread doesn't get onto the well-worn treadmill of "will Russell go transexual/full supreme gentleman/neck himself?" However, this is a massive thread and I cannot do it alone. I would like to ask for volunteers to help me with research and writing. Anyone who'd like to help, please reply to this post so I can add you to the DM group.

I was thinking it needed an update/replacement. I may not be a ton of help as I'm still stuck phonefagging but I'm happy to cheerlead and contribute where I can if that's acceptable.

 

[Fetch!]

CALLING ALL RUSKETEERS:

I've taken it upon myself to update the OP to modern Kiwi Farms standards. Russell's activities have changed significantly since 2017, and the original OP doesn't have Russell's current-day activities (such as looking for a brothel to buy). I'm also going to include an FAQ so this thread doesn't get onto the well-worn treadmill of "will Russell go transexual/full supreme gentleman/neck himself?" However, this is a massive thread and I cannot do it alone. I would like to ask for volunteers to help me with research and writing. Anyone who'd like to help, please reply to this post so I can add you to the DM group.

My writing skills are a little rusty, and I've pretty much forgotten everything I ever knew about BBCode; but, I was around when this thread got made, and I've kept up with it fairly well.
Honestly it'd be nostalgic as hell to have an excuse to reread some of it with new eyes. I'd love to pitch in, if I can be useful somewhere.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

If you think the face melting is bad now, give it another 10 years. lol.

A few CWJ style strokes may improve things for him in that respect.

 

[Cousin-Larry]

CALLING ALL RUSKETEERS:

I've taken it upon myself to update the OP to modern Kiwi Farms standards. Russell's activities have changed significantly since 2017, and the original OP doesn't have Russell's current-day activities (such as looking for a brothel to buy). I'm also going to include an FAQ so this thread doesn't get onto the well-worn treadmill of "will Russell go transexual/full supreme gentleman/neck himself?" However, this is a massive thread and I cannot do it alone. I would like to ask for volunteers to help me with research and writing. Anyone who'd like to help, please reply to this post so I can add you to the DM group.

I'm off for the summer, I've got nothing but time. Happy to help.

 

[curbside2]

Carlin was the best because he held a mirror up to society and said, "this is fucking stupid".

I’ve heard people accuse George Carlin of a lot of things. Funny isn’t one of them.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I’ve heard people accuse George Carlin of a lot of things. Funny isn’t one of them.

Ooh, hot take.
Ask Patrick Tomlinson how well saying beloved comedians aren't funny goes.

 

[curbside2]

Ooh, hot take.
Ask Patrick Tomlinson how well saying beloved comedians aren't funny goes.

Link Carlin’s funniest joke. Something that’s a gut buster and not a political or atheist screed. Carlin was like Bill Hicks. “He’s funny because he’s saying things I agree with!” His audience sounded like a political rally. They clapped far more than they laughed. Because his jokes were run of the mill.

 

[Stinkyboy]

why are retards talking about a comedian instead of the face