Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
You'll never see Peet talk about KH, and its positives. You'll never see this jackass talk about DMC, and how badass the characters are that aren't Nero, or Kyrie. And most of all, you'll never see them talk about how awesome the story of BG3 is because Imoen is not in it.

These franchises have so much to talk about, but Peet's worst aspect is that they gravitate toward only one while the rest can fuck off.
Why does she like Kingdom Hearts again? It's always been kind of odd to me with her track record.

I should preface this by saying I'm not very familiar with KH. However, to my understanding, the main character is a guy, there's no sisters or lesbians, and Sora is a very shonen-like protagonist (power of friendship, rivalry with a colder character who needs to learn empathy). I know there's a girl, but I can't remember her name. Does Lily like her?

I guess it fits into kind of moraly simple media (this is not a dig at KH btw, I don't expect every game to have a commentary on human morality) Lily tends to favor, because she can't wrap her head around anything more complex. It might be nostalgia too.
 
''Top 20 Favoirte Games"

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That's less than aminute per game. How is it possible to talk about things that you allegedly love but not even spend sixty seconds on each of them? You ask me about pretty much any game I've played in my life and I'll be able to tell you about it for at least a minute. Ask me about my favorites and you better have a comfortable chair.'
Say what you will about the Lightbringer, but when Linkara made a video about his favorite comic of all time, he spent a lot of time talking about why he loved it.
Because unless you're part of the 5 games Peet likes, they won't know what the fuck they are talking about. Hell, even the games they like, they barely know what to talk about without ripping off someone else, or trying to keep short since "I only like these because of this particular reason" isn't gonna cut it with anybody that knows them. You'll never see Peet talk about KH, and its positives. You'll never see this jackass talk about DMC, and how badass the characters are that aren't Nero, or Kyrie. And most of all, you'll never see them talk about how awesome the story of BG3 is because Imoen is not in it.

These franchises have so much to talk about, but Peet's worst aspect is that they gravitate toward only one while the rest can fuck off.
Whenever Lily talks about something positive, it's never because she likes it, but because it's "better" than something else.

She talks about Voyager because she thinks it's better than Deep Space Nine.

She talks about Kingdom Hearts because she thinks it's better than Dark Souls.

She talks about KOTOR because she thinks it's better than most Star Wars stories.

Lily can't just appreciate something for what it is. I bet if she reviewed K-Pop Demon Hunters, she'd spin it in a way that lets her insult anime fans yet again rather than talking about the movie itself.
I like how Lily uses parries as like defense (probably cause she hears how much parrying is associate with Dark Souls) when they implemented that cause they saw parrying in the movies…. Lily they did that cause they’re gonna emulate from the movies.
She can't just like something unless it's groundbreaking or a hidden gem... or not something done in Dark Souls.
“Of course Bauldr’s Gate name is thrown around to keep the name of DnD alive.”
Lily I get the subtle jab… but… this just shows how stupid and insecure you are.

Without DnD you wouldn’t have Baulder’s Gate… Without DnD no Mass Effect, No Final Fantasy, No Kingdom Hearts, No Dragon Quest. Hell the only thing that would still exist is Tolkien’s Work that’s because of how much DnD pulled from there. Wizards of the coast are running DnD to the ground but DnD survived satanic panic and theater kids. It will survive in some way.
What does Lily even like about fantasy? She's always complaining about fantasy shows like Delicious in Dungeon and The Owl House.
Fellas is asking for a refund cause a game that had a shitty ending that betrayed a loyal fan base alt right behavior? (I know it’s complex but I’m just simplifying it)
Lily will do anything to connect politics to her reviews.
I noticed how CDomo the chomo sure likes using the "pee on people" option in Hamtaro, I wonder was that one of it's inspirations? Also LOL at the creature bringing up the ability to inbreed in Rimworld in less then 15 seconds.
It's funny how she constantly rants about how depraved anime fans are when she's the one bringing up the pissing hamsters.
Why does she like Kingdom Hearts again? It's always been kind of odd to me with her track record.

I should preface this by saying I'm not very familiar with KH. However, to my understanding, the main character is a guy, there's no sisters or lesbians, and Sora is a very shonen-like protagonist (power of friendship, rivalry with a colder character who needs to learn empathy). I know there's a girl, but I can't remember her name. Does Lily like her?

I guess it fits into kind of moraly simple media (this is not a dig at KH btw, I don't expect every game to have a commentary on human morality) Lily tends to favor, because she can't wrap her head around anything more complex. It might be nostalgia too.
All she says is that it's somehow better than most anime for some reason. She never talks about the characters, worldbuilding, and gameplay in detail. Like you said, it's probably just nostalgia.
 
For a moment I was surprised Newvegas wasn't on his list because trannies never shut te fuck up about it. Than I realized he would unironically claim that the game is facist apologetics because the player can side with the Legion.
"What THAh FAHHK was Chris Avallone THINKING!?!?! Leave it to the PRIVILEGED WHITE BOY to try and make the ABUSIVE RAPIST SLAVERS SYMPATHETIC!!!! Chris must've been in a thorazine induced fugue state to think that was a good idea!!!!"
 
What does Lily even like about fantasy? She's always complaining about fantasy shows like Delicious in Dungeon and The Owl House.
Lily Likes:
  • mowing down mooks of bad guys casually
  • vigilante justice celebrated
  • superior race of humans but with pointy ears and morally better
  • cool earthshattering powers
  • lesbian incest can create babies through magic
The same applies to scifi.



For a moment I was surprised Newvegas wasn't on his list because trannies never shut te fuck up about it
In troon categories, Lily is highly atypical. The common things trans women like aside from sex and autistic hobbies in general is toned down. Jerry didn't switch to Lily because Jerry was influenced by a circle of trans women, Jerry jumped ship to Lily to change identities and have control over the new one. Tara, the original sock, was Jerry acting out all the things Jerry wanted to do but couldn't. Switching to Lily means making a real woman better than the women who spurred Lily, controlling it entirely, and now Lily can skinwalk and be a complete asshole with total impunity.

Lily is too much of a contrarian to make friends with other transwomen. Lily doesn't find solidarity in anything, Lily just wants people to kiss her ass and grovel when she bullies them. Even other troons don't like that.

I'm surprised Lily isn't into Fallout: Equesteria tbh. Just because it is Pony related.
 
For a moment I was surprised Newvegas wasn't on his list
Well that would require an understanding of grey areas… and Lily hates grey areas.


Why does she like Kingdom Hearts again? It's always been kind of odd to me with her track record.
I’ve been trying to figure that out since Lily started talking about it. All my guessing must leads me to think just cause it’s Disney and she probably discovered it like recently.

However the funniest thing is that she says she likes the story… while she also states to constantly skip cut scenes and such. She even said “you don’t have to play the side games and I skip cutscenes and I got like the jist of it” like Lily the story isn’t just power of friendship…

There are some hidden meanings. Like in KH1 light and dark can be read as innocence of childhood vs growing up. In KH chain of memories and KH2 you can see themes of well memory and relationships but also identity when you introduce the nobodies. And how when Roxas’ arc ends there’s a sadness of a season ending. Etc. I can go on but you get the idea.
 
Why does she like Kingdom Hearts again? It's always been kind of odd to me with her track record.

I should preface this by saying I'm not very familiar with KH. However, to my understanding, the main character is a guy, there's no sisters or lesbians, and Sora is a very shonen-like protagonist (power of friendship, rivalry with a colder character who needs to learn empathy). I know there's a girl, but I can't remember her name. Does Lily like her?

I guess it fits into kind of moraly simple media (this is not a dig at KH btw, I don't expect every game to have a commentary on human morality) Lily tends to favor, because she can't wrap her head around anything more complex. It might be nostalgia too.

It's both Nostalgia, and again only liking one thing in particular, which in this case is Sora, and Kairi. Peet grew up with the games, and created an unhealthy obsession to put them in high regard. Most likely out of the mental sickness that they gotta drag something down to raise something else.

I bet if she reviewed K-Pop Demon Hunters, she'd spin it in a way that lets her insult anime fans yet again rather than talking about the movie itself.

I really...REALLY would love to see Peet talk about that movie. Legit, I dare this fucker to try and put their disgusting hands on the K-pop fandom. You think the SU, and Anime fans were bad? Oh no, K-pop fandom are something else. That movie is a crossover between animation, anime and Korean pop along with being one of the most popular movies of the year. So, don't be a bitch, and I know you read the thread. So again, I dare you to try and get some thunder out of it.

....controlling it entirely, and now Lily can skinwalk and be a complete asshole with total impunity

Even that plan backfired eventually because other trannies began putting a spotlight on them. And even can't use it as a shield as seen in the Joon Video since it airs all the dirty laundry they have, and do so in a neutral, journalistic tone.
 
Straight from the fronts of the TOTAL RETARD WAR, here is your special points bulletin about Lio Convoy.

Lio has quadrupled down about refusing to cover Lily Orchard
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He admitted to never reading the logs that Britt sent him until now. He sat on them for three years. He went on to say they don't make Lily look bad. He is being vague about exactly what logs he is talking about. However if it is the Tara Callie logs, this means that he thinks Lily talking about wanting to have sex with animals and children doesn't make her look bad.

Your father should have beaten you harder Lio.
 
I'm not surprised that even when the topic is something she likes, Liliana has very little to say. She admitted herself that whenever she talks positively about anything, she struggles to have anything to say.

This is because she doesn't want to think about why she likes anything. She's literally incapable of doing that self introspection. Most of her faves are things she already liked as a teenager and stuff she can project her incest desires into, when it doesn't full her fetishism for lesbians too. She doesn't care about the writing, she doesn't care about the characters, she doesn't care about the production, the graphic, the design, music or literally anything of the things other people can cite as to why they enjoy anything.

Did it feel good for my teenage self to engage with this?
Does it let me live my fantasies?
Does it have something that makes me horny?

If the answer to any of that is yes, she'll enjoy it and that is all the reasoning she needs.
 
There's been a lot of great criticisms of the video, and I could absolutely pick some nits (why are some of these games individual examples of a franchise you like while others are an entire franchise) but I really, absolutely, need to zero in on one particular entry. I'll quote the summary here:
#13: Darksiders II is like Zelda, but better! Also, I never beat it.
:story:Jerry has never beat his 13th favorite game of all time. He gets stuck on puzzles and just stops playing, and this is one of his favorite games ever. The game's over a decade old, and not especially long. We're not talking about Elden Ring here. Jerry tried to prove he's a learned gamer with a deep bench, and even after filling his list with three entries from the same shitty indie dev nobody's ever heard of, he still can't pick 20 games he's actually beaten.
 
The Mass Effect 3 ending take is note worthy because of how wrong it is in what it lead too
Technically, there's some relevance there. The Game Journalist defence of Mass Effect 3's ending and labelling Gamers entitled for complaining about it, as well as defending the day 1 DLC bullshit, was one of the first big instances of gamers realizing that journalist shills were full of shit. A prelude to the issue GamerGate would give a megaphone to two years later.
 
All she says is that it's somehow better than most anime for some reason. She never talks about the characters, worldbuilding, and gameplay in detail. Like you said, it's probably just nostalgia
So her only defense is basically "it's actually better than bottom of the barrel radioactive stuff" (since that's basically how she views anime). Good to know she has such high esteem for one of her favorite games.
However the funniest thing is that she says she likes the story… while she also states to constantly skip cut scenes and such. She even said “you don’t have to play the side games and I skip cutscenes and I got like the jist of it” like Lily the story isn’t just power of friendship…
She hasn't even played all of the games has she?

So she likes to let her brain turn into soup while she sees semi-compelling characters she doesn't fully know do stuff she doesn't fully understand. Got it. She should start watching baby sensory videos tbh, they seem perfect for her.
It's both Nostalgia, and again only liking one thing in particular, which in this case is Sora, and Kairi.
Knowing she doesn't play that many games, it makes sense two characters she likes is enough of a reason to say KH games are some of her favorites.
Lily can't just appreciate something for what it is. I bet if she reviewed K-Pop Demon Hunters, she'd spin it in a way that lets her insult anime fans yet again rather than talking about the movie itself.
If she wants to make a video about something popular again without getting jumped, she could take advantage of the dumb twitter discourse that surrounds this movie.

There's people complaining about how all of the fanart centers the guys instead of the girl protagonists (which is false). Apparently a bunch of teenage girls (the target audience for the movie) making fanart of the male characters that were especially designed as fanservice is super misogynistic.

Lily could complain about fandoms being stupid and treating women like shit, bring up Korra somehow and shoehorn in her Star Wars OC if she really tries.

I don't think she will tho, it's kpop+anime so she wouldn't want to touch it and as other people pointed out she's too scared to make videos about popular stuff.
 
Since our girl's been trouble free let's run some numbers.
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Oh Lily... that's not great. Hell! That's Old Republic Let's Play numbers!
For our new heads and honoured guests. Let me show you her failed Star Wars Old Republic Let's Play.
Silent as the grave.
Watch Here.
With numbers to match.
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Patreon hasn't recovered either.
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What a waste. Wondering how the discords are taking it? :story: :drink:

 
I really...REALLY would love to see Peet talk about that movie. Legit, I dare this fucker to try and put their disgusting hands on the K-pop fandom. You think the SU, and Anime fans were bad? Oh no, K-pop fandom are something else. That movie is a crossover between animation, anime and Korean pop along with being one of the most popular movies of the year. So, don't be a bitch, and I know you read the thread. So again, I dare you to try and get some thunder out of it.
She'd probably make some distasteful joke about the Japanese occupation of Korea when talking about the anime aesthetics.
So her only defense is basically "it's actually better than bottom of the barrel radioactive stuff" (since that's basically how she views anime). Good to know she has such high esteem for one of her favorite games.
She can't even explain why Kingdom Hearts' story is better than anime, despite falling into the same pitfalls.
If she wants to make a video about something popular again without getting jumped, she could take advantage of the dumb twitter discourse that surrounds this movie.

There's people complaining about how all of the fanart centers the guys instead of the girl protagonists (which is false). Apparently a bunch of teenage girls (the target audience for the movie) making fanart of the male characters that were especially designed as fanservice is super misogynistic.
Isn't there a running gag about the girls drooling over how hot the demon boy band is? Like, the joke is that the demons are hunks and each fill a K-Pop band archetype (the pretty one, the buff one, etc), so why wouldn't girls like them?
 
There's been a lot of great criticisms of the video, and I could absolutely pick some nits (why are some of these games individual examples of a franchise you like while others are an entire franchise) but I really, absolutely, need to zero in on one particular entry. I'll quote the summary here:

:story:Jerry has never beat his 13th favorite game of all time. He gets stuck on puzzles and just stops playing, and this is one of his favorite games ever. The game's over a decade old, and not especially long. We're not talking about Elden Ring here. Jerry tried to prove he's a learned gamer with a deep bench, and even after filling his list with three entries from the same shitty indie dev nobody's ever heard of, he still can't pick 20 games he's actually beaten.
That’s a thing that got me scratching my head. “Like Zelda but better” but Lily never beat dark siders II? Does that mean Lily never beat a Zelda game? If she did (somehow) beat a Zelda game how have you not beaten a “better Zelda”?

Lily you mod the crap out of your games there’s no shame in looking at a guide for help…. Oh but that would require that Lily humble herself and admit she doesn’t know what’s she’s doing….
 
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I just saw someone on twitter arguing that Rouge the Bat having smaller tits is character assassination. This fandom was a fucking mistake
sonic the hedgehog rouge the bat'oh it's censorship! It's erasing what makes her character interes-'IT'S A FUCKING CARTOON MOUSE!You were supposed to grow out of your finding Sonic characters sexy phase when you were thirteenwell sonic animals specificallymaddie and rachel are both bombshells
You are supposed to grow out of your sexual attraction to sonic characters at 13.
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