DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Khet’s Personal Trainer]

No chips or watermelon even shown. Anyone thinking she was going to make anything is as dented as Jayde.

 

[neger psykolog]

you guys are dented if you think kat actually did anything, this was clearly another lie and excuse to order food.

Yeah but Kat doesn't contribute anything

Too stupid to get a real job or have a career
Too stupid to cook
Too fat to do anything active
Doesn't put out
Is an empty shell of a personality

I guess she'd be great for a tug o war? Or a boat anchor?

No chips or watermelon even shown. Anyone thinking she was going to make anything is as dented as Jayde.

Why are people talking about Khet, I was told she wasn't a part of the (business deducible) khantent?

Surely Phil didn't lie to us all this time.

 

[Iron Hamster]

The dented whales are literally bottomless pits. Over $700 and going already

Don't forget what happened last time though. They were tapped and he panicked.

 

[Dave'sWeakestDent]

you guys are dented if you think kat actually did anything, this was clearly another lie and excuse to order food.

This is particularly funny because if Dave actually decided to go with this excuse he just chose to make his mowife look like a fucking retard on stream in front of everyone, for like the 20th time but, you know.

 

[johnkimble123]

you guys are dented if you think kat actually did anything, this was clearly another lie and excuse to order food.

It's funny because bowlth scenarios are amazing

• Kat is incompetent and cannot make simple recipes
• Phil lies about everything just to order Doordash

Neither scenario makes them look good

 

[Niggernerd]

"My childhood was unique because I was allowed to hang out with the local kids" who fucking says this

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Other than cruelly humiliating Kat, has anything interesting happened yet? Doesn’t sound like it, and doesn’t sound like it will since the dent bucks are rolling in. Gross.

 

[Moar Krabs]

Other than cruelly humiliating Kat, has anything interesting happened yet? Doesn’t sound like it, and doesn’t sound like it will since the dent bucks are rolling in. Gross.

I'm only tuning in at the end to see if he cries again

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I wonder, do any of these artifacts share similar properties to the Medallion?

You charisma stat on scamming Dents will increase to 10.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

One has to wonder if Kat really did fuck up the chicken (which is plausible), or Phil lied yet again (again, equally plausible) because he was so desperate to eat pig slop.

And speaking of pig slop, he really does eat like a pig (again, no surprise).

Never use "fire" in this context ever again, Phil.

 

[johnkimble123]

This might be one of the filthiest things Phil has ever done money related on stream

"Guys are you going to keep supporting me after $750 or are you tapped out, tell me now"
"I see you said yes so I'm trusting you"

 

[N0thingICanDo]

People paying $800 for this is what led me to not believing in humanity anymore

Look at that closet

 

[PetiteDragon43]

I could never conceive of what you could ever mean. Goodbye pokemon vest, you served this rotund style man well.
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Damn. Is that Phil or Nicokado Avacodo?

Dumb bitch Kat literally fucked up the food so bad he has to order Sonics pickle menu. She can't even make mac and cheese out of the box or slow cook chicken.

Incredible lmao. Chef Kat at it again.

Are you fucking serious? How long is Phil going to pretend that there's another person in that house? This lie is going too far. #KatsNotThere.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

This might be one of the filthiest things Phil has ever done money related on stream

"Guys are you going to keep supporting me after $750 or are you tapped out, tell me now"
"I see you said yes so I'm trusting you"

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Is it supposed to be on purpose that the retarded red shirt looks just like the Bazinga shirt from Big Brain Theory?

 

[Mature Adult]

 

[Mysterious Figure]

This might be one of the filthiest things Phil has ever done money related on stream

"Guys are you going to keep supporting me after $750 or are you tapped out, tell me now"
"I see you said yes so I'm trusting you"

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This made me absolutely cringe. Phil just cannot see anybody as a human being, just "more money". The constant belching is cringe too.

 

[johnkimble123]

Is it supposed to be on purpose that the retarded red shirt looks just like the Bazinga shirt from Big Brain Theory?

Phil also admitted that when fans sent him things over the years, he would open their package, shrug his shoulders, and throw it in the closet. Going back to CT fans too.

 

[BlastMonk]

Are you fucking serious? How long is Phil going to pretend that there's another person in that house?

I mean we did see the new Fat Kat on stream a few months ago and she seemed the same as she did on the reveal stream, as in she didn't seem like she had years of pent up frustration towards phil and wanted out. I don't think Phil has the mental strength to cover up a divorce for every stream without slipping up somehow. I think she's just happy to live a lobotomised existence in a sexless loveless marriage.

 

[johnkimble123]

I mean we did see the new Fat Kat on stream a few months ago and she seemed the same as she did on the reveal stream, as in she didn't seem like she had years of pent up frustration towards phil and wanted out. I don't think Phil has the mental strength to cover up a divorce for every stream without slipping up somehow. I think she's just happy to live a lobotomised existence in a sexless loveless marriage.

*19 months ago at this point

 

[BlastMonk]

*19 months ago at this point

No it hasn't been that long has it? Man Phils doing the same begs and shit every day has warped time, I thought the documentry was just before the kino casino stuff. Still remember when Panda Lee left Phil, we could see a noticable change in his behaviour on stream and weird tweets/instagram stuff off stream. We haven't seen something similar when a divorce would be a huge blow to his ego.