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[carbonatedsoftdrink]

https://knockout.chat/thread/73276

I am sure that the "groped in a camera blind spot" part of the story is totally legit and not just pity farming , he should make a fundraiser to ease his trauma and ptsd.

 

[CEO of Autism]

https://knockout.chat/thread/73276

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I am sure that the "groped in a camera blind spot" part of the story is totally legit and not just pity farming , he should make a fundraiser to ease his trauma and ptsd.

"I was totally royped! I pass!"

This is like literal 2/10s claiming they're getting raped once per week. "I'm so desirable men can't stop groping me"

 

[ComeOnDuder]

Bad advice in the confessions thread.

 

[Galunga!]

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Bad advice in the confessions thread.

warms my heart a little to see there's still the occasional Good Post being made

 

[ComeOnDuder]

Spoiler: Forum Overview

I like to pop in from time to time and perform a general review on the forum. How are things going?

Descending order we have the Politic News, General News, General Discussion, and Fast Threads.

The Politic News subforum is dominated by the moderators. Emperor Scorpious seems to be the kingpin and he is not doing well. Despite being the most viewed subforum activity is very low. It is easy to anger the moderators and catch a ban.

General News is more active but often rife with short nothing statements before the thread dies to obscurity.

General Discussion is dead. Updates about your face lasering?

Fast Threads is highly active. I do not understand what is going on there.

FIRST EDIT - For more funnies.

Spoiler: Funny

It is amazing how blatant the unpersoning is.

SECOND EDIT - Knockout has not gained any new users since 2019. Go look around yourself. You will be lucky to find a different year under someones profile. I still find it hilarious there are megathreads still limping along with a DELETED USER as the OP.

THIRD EDIT - The forum is on fire. Bless you Trump.

Spoiler: Civil War

 

[antiemetic]

Big ban wave + an account deletion, jfc they're flying off the handle in the politics thread. I don't know how they haven't realized that having a politics subforum was a complete mistake

 

[Logjam Sliver]

Posts like Mayberry's just make me believe that GamerGate has to boil over eventually.

The entirety of global politics for the past fucking decade has just been the side of dangerhair landwhales (and failed males true and honest "womyn") and the side of malodorous neckbeard GaMuRzzzz getting more and more bitterly seething at each other since GG never reached a proper resolution, each side going "we have to exterminate those subhumans for the good of humanity" in reference to each other.

Just deathfuck already and free the rest of us, please. Everyone going "kill all cishet men unless they cut off their dicks" or "wealthy Aryans are the genetic pinnacle of humanity", please grab a rifle, line up into two neat camps, and each fire at the other camp until none of you remain on either side.

 

[Intel® Core™2 Duo E8400]

Who the fuck is Mayberry, out here with the ALL CAPS BOLD LETTER HATE. It must be really scary to live in the world inside his head.

EDIT: apparently that's Zillamaster, jfc someone make a chart of who's who seriously. Until proven otherwise I'm just gonna assume everyone on there is him

 

[Frankoid]

The same people crashing out over the same shit year after year. How depressing.

 

[delerious?]

I was playing an old gmod map made by facepunch forum collaborators, was looking for the posts of some of them and went on knockout to see if anyone migrated over, they didn't.
But the first thing I see on this website is this shit LOL

Is this site just populated by millenials who never grew out of video games and morphed into troons?

 

[Shoresy]

I was playing an old gmod map made by facepunch forum collaborators, was looking for the posts of some of them and went on knockout to see if anyone migrated over, they didn't.
But the first thing I see on this website is this shit LOL
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Is this site just populated by millenials who never grew out of video games and morphed into troons?

No it's populated by the quieter people from Facepunch who had to sit there and be uncomfortable with the rest of the forum not being so faggot-friendly back in the day. Since Facepunch died, Knockout.chat was created to be the next evolution of Facepunch, except this time the creators didn't want to make the same "mistakes" Facepunch made. Except they made an actual mistake and gave power to a bunch of mentally ill trannies. I don't think Knockout was so troon-heavy back when it launched, but over the years the troons have taken over.

 

[ComeOnDuder]

Spoiler: THE TIME IS NOW

 

[Slap47]

Political LMAO pics is so laaaame....

 

[Coolio55]

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Political LMAO pics is so laaaame....

The real lmao is the Sailor Moon car crash

 

[Kyangyenki]

Oh my science, oh my fauci, there are trouble in polyamorous town

https://knockout.chat/thread/73582

 

[Slap47]

Oh my science, oh my fauci, there are trouble in polyamorous town
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https://knockout.chat/thread/73582

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[Crispy Pancake]

I don't know what I'm looking at?

 

[Repeat Edge Pixels]

I don't know what I'm looking at?

"Pictured: the slavering, brain-grinding horror that has manifested in my house. It gibbers unspeakable secrets in unknown tongues. I urgently need safe housing, one with crosses over every doorway, so that it cannot follow me."

 

[Shoresy]

This shit is kinda making me want to pretend to be one of these troon faggots to get sympathy bux, but alas, I am a man of great moral upstanding who works for his money.

 

[Logjam Sliver]

Oh, now this is a fun one. Check out how the Knockout tranny cabal's bodyguard goon force (jannies) starts to squirm when they get compared to the rich fucks' bodyguard goon force (police). Read from the linked post onward, which is where someone first introduces the wrongthink that starts getting everyone real uncomfortable real fast.
https://knockout.chat/thread/72582/27#post-2659877

As usual, Scorpious is right out in front trying to downplay his cognitive dissonance now that someone's drawn attention to it.

Really twisting himself into knots here. "I resent the comparison to an army of brutes subservient to a caste of pampered milksops who think they're better than everyone else, because I serve stunning and brave beanmouth jewelfolx who are actually better than everyone else!"

You can even tell it's struck a nerve because the noble class of the forum (troons) even start breaking out the "weirdo" label with the same intonation as some blonde WASP cunt in the 1950s would tensely whisper "colored" to describe someone whose presence threatens her sheltered fantasy bubble.

"Disperse, illegals. Before we get the riot control involved."

I know Kiwi is all about "not poking the chimp cage" and I'm gonna abide by that, but lord is it tempting to just make a handful of burner accounts and keep needling these privileged fucks right in their vulnerable self-image in that thread. They really didn't like this one.