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[Tragi-Chan]

Is there a single Jewish law or ritual this cunt observes? Fuck I hate her so much

She used to take the holidays off work. But since she doesn’t work anymore…

 

[salt]

She used to take the holidays off work. But since she doesn’t work anymore…

Last Yom Kippur she had her side piece bring her a Taco Bell thing with bacon on it.

 

[Tanner Glass]

I love how Becky talks about how Jewish laws are an honor to follow and then immediately bursts out with "oh my gods" when something surprises her.

Nothing quite like talking about Jewish law as an avowed polygamist and adulterer.

 

[Trombonista]

Also Becky:

Correction: Becky in five years.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Correction: Becky in five years.

Correction: Becky at Yom Kippur.

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

Bex will never abandon the jew larp, she doesn't care that claiming to be a wiccan is antithetical to religions like Judaism, she thinks you should be able to do whatever you want while worshipping whoever you want. I get that line of thinking but while YWH probably won't smite you for sampling lobster and pork just once, she makes it a point to eat them on jewish holidays.
Her pleasure and comfort is above everything else and if denied anything she just wants it more so blasphemy is a natural response. I imagine being a modern atheist isn't special enough. Progressive Satanism Lite is perfect for her, she should lean into a belief system that's le quirky, has the rituals and mysticism that she fetishizes and rewards narcissism. She could even use it to complain about being oppressed by virtually every major religion just for existing

 

[unexpected onions]

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Oh no, Becky is homeless! Only for a couple of hours and she does actually still have a place to live and store all her useless shit, but HOMELESS!

 

[The Judean People's Front]

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Oh no, Becky is homeless! Only for a couple of hours and she does actually still have a place to live and store all her useless shit, but HOMELESS!

I was JUST about to hit post on this. I love that "homelessness" is now "can you give me a few hrs at our shared home without screeching at me?"

I bet he didn't even tell her she had to leave, just to leave them alone and this is the response.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

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Oh no, Becky is homeless! Only for a couple of hours and she does actually still have a place to live and store all her useless shit, but HOMELESS!

Becky asked to go do something for the afternoon = homeless

I'm sorry Mami and Papi may not have birthed this monster woman but there's no way they didn't help create something this retarded.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

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Oh no, Becky is homeless! Only for a couple of hours and she does actually still have a place to live and store all her useless shit, but HOMELESS!

Let me just run that through my Becky-English translator:
Daniel had his girlfriend and her kids to his home, which he owns and pays for. Because he told me that if I start shit with them it will get real ugly, real quick I exercised what little self preservation instinct I had and left for a bit, taking my daughter with me out of spite because I do not want her interacting with other children. After his date was over I returned, slammed the child to the floor like I was slam dunking a basketball, packed my bowl and got high.
Daniel will be SOOOOOOO toast once I reveal carefully cropped texts where he asks me and my actual husband to contribute to the mortgage and bills. This is discrimination.

 

[OrSoHelpMe]

Maybe in Becky’s twisted logic, being turned out of the house during the day like homeless people have to vacate the shelter during the day makes her totally homeless, it’s the exact same thing. The indignity.

Relax, Becky. Take the kid to the library. You can pass the kid off and dissolve into a cloud of weed soon. You’ll have a safe, comfortable bed to sleep in tonight.

 

[RubberDinghyRapists]

I can't fucking wait for this to actually go to court lol the reeeing will be legendary. 2/3s of the house lmao oh my sides

Also I guarantee she left the house in a big dramatic performance about keeping Hannuh away from the new woman because she worried for her safety (random men from fetlife with major red flag kinks are fine though). If Daniel had actually asked her to leave she would have thrown a masive fit and refused.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Love she says he's kicking her and Hah-nuh out to "get laid" when the new "wife" is bringing her children. I highly doubt getting laid is on the agenda; it's a hot Holiday weekend, and I bet Daniel wants to actually use the pool.

I can't believe she actually thinks they're getting 2/3 of the house profits. I know I naively said that a while back, but was quickly corrected by our resident real estate Kiwis. If she was legally married to the Kraut she might get more than pennies out of it, but considering I'm sure there's AMPLE evidence that Daniel was the only contributor for over a year (bank records, etc), there's no frickin way.

I suspect Becky and Jackson will end up with whatever they contributed to the mortgage (close to nothing) and whatever Mami, Papi and Mom Gerber paid for the down payment. Although, Daniel also had that largesse from the death of his Dad, so maybe he even put down the down payment.

Man, I hope we can get our hands on these proceedings once they're actually in court. Probably not, but a Kiwi can dream.

@Printemps I think there's a term for people with that kind of luck. "Trust-fund idiots" springs to mind, or as Randy from Bob's Burgers would call them "Lucky Baby Duckies." I dunno if Becky is "lucky" as much as she has a tremendous, unseen and usually derided safety net. Mami and Papi aren't Rockefellers, but between them and Jack's money, things just seem to "work out" for Becky.

 

[Printemps]

Love she says he's kicking her and Hah-nuh out to "get laid" when the new "wife" is bringing her children. I highly doubt getting laid is on the agenda; it's a hot Holiday weekend, and I bet Daniel wants to actually use the pool.

I can't believe she actually thinks they're getting 2/3 of the house profits. I know I naively said that a while back, but was quickly corrected by our resident real estate Kiwis. If she was legally married to the Kraut she might get more than pennies out of it, but considering I'm sure there's AMPLE evidence that Daniel was the only contributor for over a year (bank records, etc), there's no frickin way.

I suspect Becky and Jackson will end up with whatever they contributed to the mortgage (close to nothing) and whatever Mami, Papi and Mom Gerber paid for the down payment. Although, Daniel also had that largesse from the death of his Dad, so maybe he even put down the down payment.

Man, I hope we can get our hands on these proceedings once they're actually in court. Probably not, but a Kiwi can dream.

I want to believe but despite being a deeply lazy and unlikable individual Becky seems to have incredible luck. Despite the constant e-begging she never has money issues, there's always people willing to bankroll her while she sits on her fat ass smoking weed and ignoring her child. This divorce is the only real consequence for anything she's ever faced.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

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Oh no, Becky is homeless! Only for a couple of hours and she does actually still have a place to live and store all her useless shit, but HOMELESS!

Picture it, 1998: Me, homeless on the streets of College Town, because roommate set the Papa John's box that means "having sex, go away" outside our door. (Downbeat Counting Crows song plays.)

So the new lady is upgraded to "wife" already. Do words ever mean anything to these freaks? This is like how my more reserved older relatives would tell me the deranged billygoat was "looking for a wife."

 

[Tanner Glass]

I want to believe but despite being a deeply lazy and unlikable individual Becky seems to have incredible luck. Despite the constant e-begging she never has money issues, there's always people willing to bankroll her while she sits on her fat ass smoking weed and ignoring her child. This divorce is the only real consequence for anything she's ever faced.

Well that luck is clearly running out because her main bankroller is the one divorcing her.

She's also a slampig - but she's now pushing 40. There are always going to be better options and she's way past the point where any "suitor" is going to shower her in gifts and money. The best she is going to do (and is doing) is indulging people with Mommy fetishes, which is what Sam is.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Good for Daniel, what’s good for the honking-ass goose and all. Becky probably wasn’t asked to leave but she doesn’t have the tits to stand her ground like a true BPD queen without flipping out and embarrassing herself. As always with contentious ex girlfriends and the new lady on the pussy pedestal, there’s definitely an invisible tug of war happening in the background. Sounds like new chick is escalating and has hiked her leg up and pissed all over Becky’s territory

 

[Uncle Tom's Condo]

Man, I hope we can get our hands on these proceedings once they're actually in court. Probably not, but a Kiwi can dream.

https://courts.ca.gov/policy-administration/public-records/who-where-how-viewing-courts-electronic-case-records

Most cases are public and since Becky isn't married to Daniel, then most actions should be publicly available. @AnOminous pointed out that a judge *can* force a partition sale and that's a civil action. Maybe we have a based Kiwi who can go to the courthouse and look at things. It being a female Kiwi would be even better because there's nothing Becky hates more than other women. Because she's fat. And I would not have sex with her.

 

[repentance]

Love she says he's kicking her and Hah-nuh out to "get laid" when the new "wife" is bringing her children. I highly doubt getting laid is on the agenda; it's a hot Holiday weekend, and I bet Daniel wants to actually use the pool.

I can't believe she actually thinks they're getting 2/3 of the house profits. I know I naively said that a while back, but was quickly corrected by our resident real estate Kiwis. If she was legally married to the Kraut she might get more than pennies out of it, but considering I'm sure there's AMPLE evidence that Daniel was the only contributor for over a year (bank records, etc), there's no frickin way.

I suspect Becky and Jackson will end up with whatever they contributed to the mortgage (close to nothing) and whatever Mami, Papi and Mom Gerber paid for the down payment. Although, Daniel also had that largesse from the death of his Dad, so maybe he even put down the down payment.

Man, I hope we can get our hands on these proceedings once they're actually in court. Probably not, but a Kiwi can dream.

@Printemps I think there's a term for people with that kind of luck. "Trust-fund idiots" springs to mind, or as Randy from Bob's Burgers would call them "Lucky Baby Duckies." I dunno if Becky is "lucky" as much as she has a tremendous, unseen and usually derided safety net. Mami and Papi aren't Rockefellers, but between them and Jack's money, things just seem to "work out" for Becky.

Becky and Jackson's entitlement in respect of the house may depend on their ownership shares as listed on the deed. Becky likes to refer to this split as a "divorce", but if she's talking about herself and Jackson being owed 2/3 of the net proceeds from the sale of the house then she's well aware that it's not a conventional post-relationship break up property settlement and it's equally valid to say that she and Jackson owe Daniel 1/3 of the home's net proceeds.

I hate it when her "divorce" bullshit is indulged by anyone. Divorce is the legal dissolution of a marriage and there was never a marriage to dissolve.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Oh no, Becky is homeless! Only for a couple of hours and she does actually still have a place to live and store all her useless shit, but HOMELESS!

Surprised she isn't playing the Jewish card here; either this is Becky's years of wandering in the desert (of FetLife penis), or she's been sexiled from 109 flophouses.