Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[moorhen]

That is not that late, oh my god. And, again: you don't have a 6am job to wake up for. Why do you fucking care, you can sleep all day if you want.

Nana needs to be in bed by 7:30 or she’ll be grouchy all day tomorrow.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

She's not only self diagnosing herself, but dead people/ imaginary friends. I think people with actual BPD get obsessed with actual people, not pretend ones.

Which one is spirit spouse #2? Jeff or Richie?

 

[Meowzers]

Which one is spirit spouse #2? Jeff or Richie?

i believe it's jeff because they're like, legally astral-married. heath is #1 hubby. richie is more of a boyfriend. mj is the abusive rapist ex/ spirit guide that she just can't seem to shake, and i believe the last we heard if him was in her blog where she thinks she can fix and guide him with the magic of loki. and loki is the godspouse.
btw, jeff is a light elf too who is in the nordic elf light realm despite being christian, let's not forget that. curious about @Chromeo thoughts on that, i kinda love her bible study posting. it's gotta be blasphemous and disrespectful to headcanon a born-again christian into a pagan elf in the afterlife, but stephanie being disrespectful towards other religions for the sake of serial killer ghost knob is the least of her worries.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Man... I wish she would BPD larp harder with Dahmer. I would love to read the daily drama about how he said something to her in the wrong tone of voice and now she's considering ghost divorce.


Sounds like she had a nice 4th July.



Blah blah blah.


I think there are other things she can blame these symptoms for.

 

[DatBepisTho]

"Bone crushing" is an interesting way to describe a splitting headache.

Headaches, numbness, and memory problems are possible with COVID, but it's also possible with other things like a stroke. I mean people can get brain fog from something as slight as a dip in hormones or blood sugar too, so who knows without a machine or charts to track.

On the stroke note, tho... she could have a shit ton of micro strokes and probably wouldn't know it until the big one turns her into a less functional potato than she already is.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Headaches, numbness, and memory problems are possible with COVID, but it's also possible with other things like a stroke. I mean people can get brain fog from something as slight as a dip in hormones or blood sugar too, so who knows without a machine or charts to track.

She did confirm she lost her ovaries with the hysterectomy, so whatever she's doing, endocrine-wise, can't help.

But I urge readers not to search too hard for (flying, half-elf) zebras: Stephanie continually reports that her sleep is terrible, sleeping in the upright position, waking multiple times a night and never feeling rested.

Anyone who likes a good crossword and has had a couple nights of shitty sleep in a row has been able to objectively observe the "brain fog" you get from that.

If we ever start a "surprise diagnosis" poll, my money's on sleep apnea. Just look at her, and then listen to her. But as Hickam's dictum states, "a man can have as many diseases as he damn well pleases." Stephanie is in a position where there are a dozen small things she could do, any of which would improve her perceived well-being. If only we were all so lucky!

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Speaking of Staph's health...

Uh oh! Too much ghost sex? Maybe you should go to the doctors about that.


I would love a gym rat Staph arc.


You might just be a "she."


I don't know what the original post was, but just because Dahmer didn't like animal cruelty and reported a dead homeless man doesn't mean he had an ounce of humanity in him.

Random bit of nonsense I saw on her trans org Facebook:

'Lesbian Loki's Lokasenna Poetry Slam & Boba Tea Emporium' I'm having a stroke writing those words out.

 

[Aunt Carol]

'Lesbian Loki's Lokasenna Poetry Slam & Boba Tea Emporium' I'm having a stroke writing those words out.

You probably saw, but that's just the hilarious name another "transmasc lesbian" gave to her Facebook profile.

I got regwalled but at a glance it looks like she's an alternate dimension Stephanie who knows how to Internet.

Man, now I want to see Stephanie's trans-Boomer self try to get into memes.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I think there are other things she can blame these symptoms for.

These people always blame covid for being extra retarded now but the 8 hours a day they spend watching thousands of 2 seconds of 12 second tiktok videos surely has nothing to do with their cognitive issues.

The rise in smartphone use for everything from looking up something the second you can't remember it, and finding your way down 2 new streets has increased by miles over the last decade and definitely, definitely is fucking peoples brains up. But they are lazy and even though they halfway know this is the reason they won't make any kind of change to it.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Stapphy doesn't have a very good excuse to not go to the gym when she can't even be arsed to go outside half the time. Maybe if she climbed up that 'mountain' beach day for a daily woowoo ritual she wouldn't be the approximate shape of an apple left in the fruit bowl a week too long.

Spoiler: regarding the Y

Funnily enough, I live in a sort of 50/50 politically neutral area and one of my best friends out here is a very laid back trans guy. He used the local Y as his gym for ages before eventually quitting because he decided it was stupid to waste money on the gym when he could do literally any exercise he was going to do there by just... going outside and running, swimming, throwing hay bales around or whatever it is he gets up to. Literally never mentioned ever having a single problem there, though granted he is in excellent shape compared to someone of Stapphy's proportions. Wasn't hatecrimed daily, at any rate.

 

[OrSoHelpMe]

You probably saw, but that's just the hilarious name another "transmasc lesbian" gave to her Facebook profile.

I got regwalled but at a glance it looks like she's an alternate dimension Stephanie who knows how to Internet.

Man, now I want to see Stephanie's trans-Boomer self try to get into memes.

You’re right, alternate dimension Stephanie who knows how to internet.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Stapphy doesn't have a very good excuse to not go to the gym when she can't even be arsed to go outside half the time. Maybe if she climbed up that 'mountain' beach day for a daily woowoo ritual she wouldn't be the approximate shape of an apple left in the fruit bowl a week too long.

As Bertie Wooster would say, Stephanie is once again letting "I dare not" wait upon "I would," like the poor cat i' the adage.

She's not even avoiding the Y because she did get hatecrimed, or a friend did, or even because some old lady without her glasses in the pool squinted in her direction. No, she's just going to imagine a scenario where she wouldn't be able to go there, and now she's got victim status and has an excuse to never leave the house.

Stephanie could at least claim the ghost of Michael Jackson said the YMCA was his turf and he'd come after her in the locker room.

Actually, that's a much better lie-direction in general.

Why can't she walk up a gentle hill every day for a sun ritual and some light cardio? Uhh, ley lines go right across the path, the bad kind, plus there's a leshy in those five-year-old trees that senses her sekhem and wants to battle with her and Stephanie doesn't want to mess up the bike trail with any dodged spiritual blasts.

And she has to buy food from either the convenience store or Amazon because the Illusion is thin at Price Chopper; no sooner does the electric eye-in-the-pyramid open the warded doors than do forces of the Demiurge sense that she sees the Eternal City and try to pull her into their realm. So she has to InstaCart.

I don't even get why someone would claim to be a wizard-druid-ghostfucker if they weren't going to be serious about it.

 

[AfghanBlue]

As Bertie Wooster would say, Stephanie is once again letting "I dare not" wait upon "I would," like the poor cat i' the adage.

She's not even avoiding the Y because she did get hatecrimed, or a friend did, or even because some old lady without her glasses in the pool squinted in her direction. No, she's just going to imagine a scenario where she wouldn't be able to go there, and now she's got victim status and has an excuse to never leave the house.

Stephanie could at least claim the ghost of Michael Jackson said the YMCA was his turf and he'd come after her in the locker room.

Actually, that's a much better lie-direction in general.

Why can't she walk up a gentle hill every day for a sun ritual and some light cardio? Uhh, ley lines go right across the path, the bad kind, plus there's a leshy in those five-year-old trees that senses her sekhem and wants to battle with her and Stephanie doesn't want to mess up the bike trail with any dodged spiritual blasts.

And she has to buy food from either the convenience store or Amazon because the Illusion is thin at Price Chopper; no sooner does the electric eye-in-the-pyramid open the warded doors than do forces of the Demiurge sense that she sees the Eternal City and try to pull her into their realm. So she has to InstaCart.

I don't even get why someone would claim to be a wizard-druid-ghostfucker if they weren't going to be serious about it.

She could at least walk the cat. I feel sorry as fuck that poor young cat doesn't have anywhere to get outside.
Shame it would be totally racist to like, follow along to some yoga videos on YouTube or something..

 

[often puzzled]

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On the subject of the Y: all my experiences there have been positive. The people using it usually run the gamut. I'm not claiming it's some perfect utopia where every joins arms and sings Kumbaya in perfect harmony, but it's generally pretty chill. A lot of insurances provide discounts for Y memberships, and it's entirely possible that Staph's benefits provide such a discount (Polissa Campbell had such a discount from her benefits, and that was in Alabama).

A competent therapist might suggest that Staph should make time for exercise or "joyful movement" 3 times a week and say that she'll help hold her client accountable. Making such a commitment would do Stephanie a world of mental good-- I'm not even touching on physical good here, though it would benefit her, just as it benefits absolutely everyone.

I would also like to place an astral fiver on sleep apnea and phone neck. As for the legs collapsing, she apparently fouled up a nerve while doomscrolling on the toilet-- too bad she has no grasp on cause and effect.

 

[Aunt Carol]

A competent therapist might suggest that Staph should make time for exercise or "joyful movement" 3 times a week and say that she'll help hold her client accountable. Making such a commitment would do Stephanie a world of mental good-- I'm not even touching on physical good here, though it would benefit her, just as it benefits absolutely everyone.

Word up, it's Viking yoga. This dude is exactly her style:

Remember when Stephanie was taking walks with her staff, inaccurately identifying plants and promising she was going to start exercises with her wooden sword?

What a time, full of promise, but sadly we now know that that promise would never be fulfilled.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

You might just be a "she."

Simply being a feminine woman who prefers not to shave her legs/armpits (true, a lot of people would find it gross, but we all know she gives zero fucks about social norms anyway) could have saved Staph so much trouble with her parents and everyone else, no need to freak out over pronouns and poison herself with wrong-sex hormones but that's not special enough so she had to go the gender-goblin route. What does she think her parents will do if she's hairy and wearing granny clothes? Put her in time out? They're probably just rolling their eyes at their daughter going on for the thousandth time about how she's a "xenogender boxy", whatever that is.

Rules for the page:

Would like to see a slapfight unfold between Staph and the owner of that page, over whether Staph counts as a "Nazi sympathiser" for her ancestry obsession and avoidance of anything too brown. It's already happened on Tumblr.

 

[Chromeo]

btw, jeff is a light elf too who is in the nordic elf light realm despite being christian, let's not forget that. curious about @Chromeo thoughts on that, i kinda love her bible study posting. it's gotta be blasphemous and disrespectful to headcanon a born-again christian into a pagan elf in the afterlife, but stephanie being disrespectful towards other religions for the sake of serial killer ghost knob is the least of her worries.

My Bible study posting loves you too! <3

The Bible makes clear, over and over, that you shouldn't try to talk to the dead or seek out spiritual knowledge through mystical means. Divination and necromancy are explicitly verboten in the Christian faith, which is why a lot of Christians have a stick up their ass about tarot cards and horoscopes. Deuteronomy 18:10-12 lays it out very clearly; "Let no one be found among you who sacrifices their child in the fire, who practices divination or sorcery, interprets omens, engages in witchcraft, casts spells, or who claims to be a medium or spiritist who consults the dead. Anyone who does these things is detestable to the Lord." There are other passages that repeat this in different phrasing, but the best example is the story in 1 Samuel 28:

King Saul of Israel had banished all the mediums from the country, because at first he obeyed God and was good about it, but over time he started slipping and not following God, so God stopped answering him when he prayed. This made Saul anxious, especially because he was supposed to fight David (and we all know who David is.) Then Saul sees the Philistine army, which is being lead by David, and he's scared but God's still not answering, so Saul is like "I know, I'll go out in disguise and find one of those mediums I banished so she can summon the dead prophet Samuel to talk to me!" So that's what he does, and Samuel shows up through the medium like "Saul, what the fuck? Why are you bothering me? You know you're not supposed to be doing this. In fact, it's shit like this why God doesn't want to talk to you! You know what, because you did this, you're gonna lose that battle against the Philistines, you're gonna die, your kids are gonna die, and Israel is gonna fall to the Philistines." Then that's exactly what happened.

There are other hints throughout the bible that trying to speak to the dead can open you up to communing with dangerous spirits, such as demons, but I know I've talked about that in this thread before. Some people interpret Saul's story as a demon cursing him, while others think God allowed Samuel to show up and condemn Saul, but the point either way is that trying to do things God has forbade is a bad idea. What you should do is turn to God for guidance, for only God knows the true breadth of the afterlife. That kind of knowledge is precious and divine, and any human who claims to have it is generally trying to sell you something (which is especially wrong, but I digress.)

So while it's disrespectful regardless to say that someone who died is now part of your harem and lives in the Lord Of The Rings version of Heaven, it's also blasphemous because it's basically witchcraft. Stephanie's already a witch, so that's nothing new, but it's another aspect of her sin. That being said, we're all sinners too. Fortune cookies are divination, lucky pennies and rabbits feet are idolatry, and reading into cardinal sightings as messages from dead loved ones is interpreting omens. A lot of shit we all do can be classified as witchcraft, and some people draw that line a lot tighter than most people do. I think, personally, it comes down to mindset and intent. All sin is equal, but...eeh. Whatever. She's trying to fuck a serial killer's ghost, I collect pennies, we are not the same.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Chromeo's bibleposting reminded me I need to be divining tomorrow's weather by consulting the NOAA demons.

Speaking of weather, I'm surprised Staph isn't crowing about the Loki-promised chaos down south. What with a Bible camp getting flooded and all.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm surprised Staph isn't crowing about the Loki-promised chaos down south, what with a Bible camp getting flooded and all.

Yeah, what gives? She was cheering as Loki promised destruction to anyone in a hurricane's path, and to all the POTSies who couldn't get their lifesaving saline infusions afterward.

Stephanie still hasn't realized her tactical error, picking a husbando who's alive--or "alive," or whom she's claiming is active in the present day. Ghost murderer husbands are safe edgy with occasional tastelessness. Any natural disaster, but especially ironic ones or fire-related ones, and she's got to be abused-wxfe apologetic and explain Loki's doings. Or ignore it, I guess, but she was the one who started the weather threats.

Her husband's behavior must be a PR nightmare for her charity outreach work.

 

[RonRiot]

“No gold stars” is a WILD thing to include in a supposedly lesbian hangout space. Is actually being a homosexual explicitly banned from woke homosexual spaces now? It sounds pleasingly retarded, I hope Staph joins and lasts longer than a week before her inevitable rejection.