Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[CyberInu]

When you come across a case like Vicky, is it normal to look up them up online and find information about them? Not in a professional capacity, but just personally, to get a sense of what’s up with them?

That largely depends on 2 factors: workplace policies and staff interest.

Some workplaces have bans on searching patient names, and they track internet use. The staff do not care, and don't search her because of that. They want her gone and interact with her as little as possible. We are interested in Vickie. To the medical staff she interacts with, she is a name on a chart that engenders feelings of frustration and exhaustion. Nurses likely quietly go to great lengths to avoid her, and carefully word their notes (or make it as brief and underwhelming as possible; you can tell a lot from tone). I guarantee there are flags or at the very least not-so-subtle cues in her notes that she's faking.

People who don't work in medicine often observe a single symptom and declare it an iron-clad indicator; in almost all cases we are actually looking for a consistent trend with all the normal accompaniments. For example, true shortness of breath (SOB) is never just SOB. There will be accessory muscle use, other vital signs will be a little wacked, and even the way a patient speaks are all affected.

All of this is to say that it is patently obvious Vickie is a lying little shit, and the staff are doing just enough to cover liability while the admin staff consult legal to figure out how to remove her.

Also, ICU's have extremely strict protocols for who gets admitted. A bed cannot be requested by anyone except a doctor, and even that has to be approved.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

How did I miss this discussion about the psycho old lady?! PLEASE link so I can enjoy this!

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Post in thread 'Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel'

Jun 20, 2025

I disagree, I love it when she goes all in and praises herself for her courage and strength despite all the systemic oppression she faces because she’s retarded. Here goes:

"Molly" appears to be/have been @Shaboom on Twitter, an alleged elderly woman posting like a 19-year-old Tumblrite. Claimed to have terminal bone cancer, but also claimed ME/CFS and long COVID so who the fuck knows. I will leave deciphering her feed to more committed munchieologists if they so choose.

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[Breadbear]

People who don't work in medicine often observe a single symptom and declare it an iron-clad indicator; in almost all cases we are actually looking for a consistent trend with all the normal accompaniments. For example, true shortness of breath (SOB) is never just SOB. There will be accessory muscle use, other vital signs will be a little wacked, and even the way a patient speaks are all affected.

This reminds me of something I read a long time back, an ER nurse talking about how they can spot regular abdominal pain from a kidney stone by what she called "the kidney stone dance." Apparently people writhe in a particular way when they're in pain from a kidney stone versus, say, appendicitis or something.

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

I do hope she gets her wish on this one and has to spend a few days without a phone.

Is this a given for an icu stay? And can she get around it by going grunty nonverbal again and demanding her phone or ipad for "autism accommodations"?
I have a pet theory that may not be correct, because I don't know how NYU handles incomplete courses, medical accommodations, and BPD trainwreck games, but I think the myasthenia gravis hospitalization story arc is a scheme to not have to do the school work she'd need to hand in from her unfinished last semester to not get kicked out. She may think she can ride this theatrical medical episode all through the summer to the fall semester, laying down a medical paperwork trail that she can proudly present to the school admin as justification for why they should give her a pass in spring semester courses and an apartment on campus and a special admin advisor position from her lived experience. And she might be right, higher ed in the usa is a joke.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Is this a given for an icu stay? And can she get around it by going grunty nonverbal again and demanding her phone or ipad for "autism accommodations"?

It's not universal but if she goes on a vent they will definitely take it. Generally if someone is so out of it or sedated they might do something regrettable with the phone, that's one reason to take it. Or so passed out it could get lost or stolen and cause a lawsuit. There is more electronic monitoring in there than other wards, so some hospitals still ask them to be shut off and put away for interference reasons though that's a lot less common than it was years ago. She will be given a whiteboard to communicate with if necessary.

 

[Womb Wizard Victim]

The hospital should just come up with some reason to sedate her, then watch as her breathing/O2 levels go magically back to normal when she's not consciously controlling it. A bit like how Andie Proskus's back straightened out when she was anesthetized.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Also, ICU's have extremely strict protocols for who gets admitted. A bed cannot be requested by anyone except a doctor, and even that has to be approved.

If there's one thing Vickie has told us without telling us, it's that the hospital she's in is not one of the ones that lets patients/family call a Rapid Response.


I do wonder: if she can't reach out to her hundreds of totally real friends now, how does she expect to contact them when she's in a PVS and needs to give them the blessing of taking shifts caring for her at home? You'd think she'd have a phone tree set up already. Or a CaringBridge.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I think it says a lot, too, that one of the reasons she supposedly doesn't want to contact her family because she thinks they'll believe that she's faking.

They know she’s faking and she implied she doesn’t call them, or they don’t accept her calls, for that very reason. I can only imagine how many calls from the hospital they have received over the past decade. They are done indulging that aspect of her nonsense.

It’s a shame we will probably never get any information about Vicky, except from Vicky. I think her interactions IRL are limited to her parents, and people paid to deal with her - medical staff, NYU staff, etc…

I’ve found it very suspicious that with all the mentions of roommates over the years none have ever popped up on her Twitter, this thread, etc… When someone makes a minor spectacle of themselves on SM you usually have people who got caught up in their BS IRL crop up to sound off. It’s a shame her brother doesn’t drop by the thread.

Given how disassociated and almost anonymous roommates can be in NYC, esp among NYU students, I don’t discount the idea she has had many roommates. In her favor is the fact many NYU roommates could be foreign, ignore her and have zero curiosity about stinky girl in her room 24/7.

I barely knew several roommates I had in NYC but that was because nobody was ever at home except to sleep or shower. Maybe things have radically changed but absolutely nobody stayed in their tiny, stifling, little rooms unless they were asleep. The idea of someone staying in their apt bedroom for days is bizarre and I’d think they died (but would ignore it unless a terrible smell emerged)

Vicky must be a totally friendless, munchie shut-in in the big apple for mysterious reasons.

If I had any digital video or animation talents I’d do a two minute video called Sexless in the City about Vicky. The fat trust fund Pooner neet in a power chair who has no friends, no job and never leaves her apartment unless it’s to try and get a hospital to admit her. You’d have exciting episodes like, the ten day bowel cleanse for a colonoscopy, the saga of losing condiments bedsheets and how big the bedside trash mountain gets before a cleaning service is called in. It really would be the perfect Zoomer update/rebrand for the series.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

She's bored and being dramatic again. I'm sure the masses will be in uproar of her death, especially with her 3 comments on that post- one of which was hers.

Vicky, your death will be for nothing. An absolute waste of a charmed existence. I don't believe she's about to die but if she does she will fade into the void.

We will find new lolcows, NYC doctors will breathe a sigh of relief, NYU admin will reject her death certificate as an excuse for not completing the course cos she's tried it too many times. If you live in selfishness and give nothing to others, nothing is lost when you die.

 

[AfghanBlue]

If I had any digital video or animation talents I’d do a two minute video called Sexless in the City about Vicky. The fat trust fund Pooner neet in a power chair who has no friends, no job and never leaves her apartment unless it’s to try and get a hospital to admit her. You’d have exciting episodes like, the ten day bowel cleanse for a colonoscopy, the saga of losing condiments bedsheets and how big the bedside trash mountain gets before a cleaning service is called in. It really would be the perfect Zoomer update/rebrand for the series.

And just like that, My assthenia was gravis.

On the subject of the lack of munchie typical hospital vacay photos, I think it's cos Vicky knows by comparison how much she has physically ruined her looks and has a degree of self consciousness about it.

 

[RubberDinghyRapists]

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She's bored and being dramatic again. I'm sure the masses will be in uproar of her death, especially with her 3 comments on that post- one of which was hers.

Vicky, your death will be for nothing. An absolute waste of a charmed existence. I don't believe she's about to die but if she does she will fade into the void.

We will find new lolcows, NYC doctors will breathe a sigh of relief, NYU admin will reject her death certificate as an excuse for not completing the course cos she's tried it too many times. If you live in selfishness and give nothing to others, nothing is lost when you die.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Holy shit, I was going to post this and then said to myself "nah, that reference is going too far back, and on one will get it." Getting strong Rik vibes from Vicky's little tweet storm. "The people's pooner is dead!" "How can she be dead when we have her shitposts"

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

RIP Rik, you did leave a void when you passed.

 

[RubberDinghyRapists]

Holy shit, I was going to post this and then said to myself "nah, that reference is going too far back, and on one will get it." Getting strong Rik vibes from Vicky's little tweet storm. "The people's pooner is dead!" "How can she be dead when we have her shitposts"

I had the same thought but it just fits so perfectly I had to post it. He even shits himself lol.

Young Ones Rik is actually a great accidental parody of a lot of zoomer pooners in general

 

[Free the Pedos]

And just like that, My assthenia was gravis.

“And as I rolled down the street, I couldn’t help but wonder: would anyone admit me to the ICU of their heart?”

 

[Magic Pickle]

Vicky, generally speaking, those who are dead are not present for their own memorial services, so if I were you I would try to be on better behavior to raise your chances of any wishes postmortem to be honored. (Personally, I think she would make a great donation to medical science, given that she's so heavily afflicted with random ailments it's as if she's speedrunning the entirety of Mystery Diagnosis.)

You can tell Vicky was made gravid on books like The Hunger Games and other girl-against-the-world stories growing up because she has this fantastic fantasy about dying for something greater than her and to be made immortal through her suffering. Unfortunately, such greats of history didn't spend all their time getting carpal tunnel from tweeting from an ivory wheelchair, so if Vicky wants to be the Joan of Arc of New York munchies she'll need to do more than just fire off a series of egotistical calls-to-action to a following base that is mostly made up by pornbots.

How unfortunate to be so desperate to be remembered yet offer nothing worthy of being remembered for. If you think about it, she has a few comical similarities to Bender of Futurama fame.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

So is she dead or intubated yet? Been busy all afternoon.

 

[Temperance]

Hospital it very much NOT the place where you are in the driving seat. She really should have picked another hobby. In fact she really should have pursued phalloplasty. She could be getting this all for real, until she genuinely legit dies! She was talking about it at one point, I wonder why she chickened out?

Vicky actually had a referral for bottom surgery (likely phalloplasty) ~6 years ago, but she was bothered about arm scarring and it being an intensive surgery.

Spoiler: More bottom surgery posts

She was also scheduled to have a hysterectomy, but it got delayed (or something) and then she never went through with it. Curiously hasn't even spoken about it again in nearly 5 years.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Vicky actually had a referral for bottom surgery (likely phalloplasty) ~6 years ago, but she was bothered about arm scarring and it being an intensive surgery.
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She was also scheduled to have a hysterectomy, but it got delayed (or something) and then she never went through with it. Curiously hasn't even spoken about it again in nearly 5 years.
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She wants to test drive a penis by putting on pants, peeing, helicoptering...

Notable what's not on that list.

 

[GloriousScarf]

She should do the phallo, she'd really have some health issues to complain about then when her urinary system is destroyed.