Cultcow Thomas Lloyd / SolidMario / LinkSparrow / DarthChaos / Emperorlukesolo / + many more - The misogynist who wants to bang Bart Simpson & murder BlackBusterCritic

[NobleGreyHorse]

I don't know. Even if I were lavishly paid to babysit an elementary-school kid who had memorized all of the nerdy movies in existence, I think I might start turning down jobs for that client pretty quickly. That's what this feels like, without the money.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Well with no new information on @SolidMario I guess I'm bowing out on this thread as well. So long lads. It was fun.

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

Alright, fam. This next picture is a tattoo Ryan recently got. This is extremely NSFW. You've been warned.

Spoiler: I warned you.

That's quite the cock tattoo. It's the Bart busting in his own mouth tattoo that's the new one, right? Forgive me, I'm not entirely up to date on all of this guy's degenerate body modification.

Weekdays the deal with the big venous erect cock tattoo? Is that supposed to be so he can say he's got a legitimate 8 inch dick between his legs?

 

[Pointless Pedant]

That's quite the cock tattoo. It's the Bart busting in his own mouth tattoo that's the new one, right? Forgive me, I'm not entirely up to date on all of this guy's degenerate body modification.

Weekdays the deal with the big venous erect cock tattoo? Is that supposed to be so he can say he's got a legitimate 8 inch dick between his legs?

I don't know how the tattoo artist kept a steady grip while laughing so much that a grown man wanted this on him.

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

I don't know how the tattoo artist kept a steady grip while laughing so much that a grown man wanted this on him.

Yeah, I'd love to have heard the conversation on that one.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Yeah, I'd love to have heard the conversation on that one.

On the plus side, he's probably the only tattoo artist in the world who's done Bart Simpson jizzing everywhere. It would make for a good story.

 

[WeeGee]

About my last post about no longer posting in this thread, JK psych! I was just buying time so he'd slow down giving me the chance to dig up comments he's made about Bart Simpson. Courtesy of BBC's social media, I got this exchange he made with another person in love with Bart. All the images bellow (aside from the one from BBC) will have archived links leading to them should he try to claim they're fake.

And next here he confesses that the naked skating scene is his favorite part of the whole movie by commenting on a picture of a different naked cartoon boy http://archive.is/AJMgk#45%

Here's one on a picture of Bart drawn as an adult, things are very awkward here as he tells the person that Bart's cuter as a child and even saying "Boys can be cute too" saying how much he likes Bart, totes not gay right @Cthulhu ? http://archive.is/Hu1bi#80%

He seems to have had an obsessive habit of wanting Bart being tickled as you can see here http://archive.is/WlO01#60%

And of course can't forget the usual Bart butt comments: http://archive.is/eWyQL#75%

http://archive.is/jUobr#45%

Here's one from a drawing Bart and Milhouse, his comments speak for themselves: http://archive.is/q1dXt#50%

Eh... @SolidMario I think you're the only one that finds this "childish charm" to be irresistible.

 

[Cthulu]

About my last post about no longer posting in this thread, JK psych! I was just buying time so he'd slow down giving me the chance to dig up comments he's made about Bart Simpson. Courtesy of BBC's social media, I got this exchange he made with another person in love with Bart. All the images bellow (aside from the one from BBC) will have archived links leading to them should he try to claim they're fake.

And next here he confesses that the naked skating scene is his favorite part of the whole movie by commenting on a picture of a different naked cartoon boy http://archive.is/AJMgk#45%

Here's one on a picture of Bart drawn as an adult, things are very awkward here as he tells the person that Bart's cuter as a child and even saying "Boys can be cute too" saying how much he likes Bart, totes not gay right @Cthulhu ? http://archive.is/Hu1bi#80%

He seems to have had an obsessive habit of wanting Bart being tickled as you can see here http://archive.is/WlO01#60%

And of course can forget the usual Bart butt comments: http://archive.is/eWyQL#75%

http://archive.is/jUobr#45%

Here's one from a drawing Bart and Milhouse, his comments speak for themselves: http://archive.is/q1dXt#50%

Eh... @SolidMario I think you're the only one that finds this "childish charm" to be irresistible.

Gay af fam

 

[Pointless Pedant]

About my last post about no longer posting in this thread, JK psych! I was just buying time so he'd slow down giving me the chance to dig up comments he's made about Bart Simpson. Courtesy of BBC's social media, I got this exchange he made with another person in love with Bart. All the images bellow (aside from the one from BBC) will have archived links leading to them should he try to claim they're fake.

And next here he confesses that the naked skating scene is his favorite part of the whole movie by commenting on a picture of a different naked cartoon boy http://archive.is/AJMgk#45%

Here's one on a picture of Bart drawn as an adult, things are very awkward here as he tells the person that Bart's cuter as a child and even saying "Boys can be cute too" saying how much he likes Bart, totes not gay right @Cthulhu ? http://archive.is/Hu1bi#80%

He seems to have had an obsessive habit of wanting Bart being tickled as you can see here http://archive.is/WlO01#60%

And of course can forget the usual Bart butt comments: http://archive.is/eWyQL#75%

http://archive.is/jUobr#45%

Here's one from a drawing Bart and Milhouse, his comments speak for themselves: http://archive.is/q1dXt#50%

Eh... @SolidMario I think you're the only one that finds this "childish charm" to be irresistible.

Are we sure there is actually another person in love with Bart?

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

About my last post about no longer posting in this thread, JK psych! I was just buying time so he'd slow down giving me the chance to dig up comments he's made about Bart Simpson. Courtesy of BBC's social media, I got this exchange he made with another person in love with Bart. All the images bellow (aside from the one from BBC) will have archived links leading to them should he try to claim they're fake.

And next here he confesses that the naked skating scene is his favorite part of the whole movie by commenting on a picture of a different naked cartoon boy http://archive.is/AJMgk#45%

Here's one on a picture of Bart drawn as an adult, things are very awkward here as he tells the person that Bart's cuter as a child and even saying "Boys can be cute too" saying how much he likes Bart, totes not gay right @Cthulhu ? http://archive.is/Hu1bi#80%

He seems to have had an obsessive habit of wanting Bart being tickled as you can see here http://archive.is/WlO01#60%

And of course can forget the usual Bart butt comments: http://archive.is/eWyQL#75%

http://archive.is/jUobr#45%

Here's one from a drawing Bart and Milhouse, his comments speak for themselves: http://archive.is/q1dXt#50%

Eh... @SolidMario I think you're the only one that finds this "childish charm" to be irresistible.

What a fucking faggot pedofile.

Edit to add: it's fucking horrifying that other people feel the same way and that they can converse about it. Gas them all.

 

[thismanlies]

I got this exchange he made with another person in love with Bart.

You mean to tell me there are more people who fap to Bart Simpson?

 

[WeeGee]

You mean to tell me there are more people who fap to Bart Simpson?

That person's dA is deactivated, otherwise I'd look into making a thread for that person.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

You mean to tell me there are more people who fap to Bart Simpson?

It's a horrifying thought that Solid's only a part of the Bart-Banging Army.

 

[Cthulu]

It's a horrifying thought that Solid's only a part of the Bart-Banging Army.

Probably one of the 8 other guys he sleeps with

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Probably one of the 8 other guys he sleeps with

So we've established he's a faggot. Do he and his friends take turns dressing up as Bart and fucking each other, or do they hire a dwarf to dress as Bart? Assuming he has friends irl, of course.

 

[Coldgrip]

So how long until Cryn' Ryan comes here to defend his obviously pedophilic lust for little boy butt?

 

[WeeGee]

So how long until Cryn' Ryan comes here to defend his obviously pedophilic lust for little boy butt?

After what I've dug up can he really defend anything?

 

[Coldgrip]

After what I've dug up can he really defend anything?

Will it stop him from trying?

Though I think we all know how it'll play out; He'll come here bitching about how mean the kiwis are and how you're satan incarnate, then he'll try to claim that he's being misinterpreted and that every argument he makes will just makes him look worse, finally he'll try insulting everybody with some pithy insult he heard a villain in a movie us while he cry-types.

All the while he'll be trying to create more bartrape-socks to defend himself with.

And we'll just keep laughing at him.

 

[sbm1990]

It would be hilarious if he tried claiming that he's not a pedophile.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I'm placing my bet right now that he saw his thread get bumped and had to go home "sick" from Panera.