Interests 4/12/17 Chris Has Transformed His Face - His Hair: The Worst It's Ever Been

[Mariposa Electrique]

Spoiler: Chris' face, just for reference

Spoiler: Poorly Painted Transformers

 

[Un Platano]

Chris's head belongs only on this Transformer

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

"My eyes"

Chris grip on reality grows ever weaker.

 

[Aldora]

Prediction: Chris's love of the new Transformers has inspired Chris to turn Son-chu into a titan, with Chris/Chris-chan Sonichu as the Titan Master head.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Transformers, now with 100% more autism!

 

[_blank_]

So Optimus Prime is now a proud 18-wheel lesbian-souled, trassexual, transforming robot, fighting the good fight against DRUMPFitron and Star-Pence, to protect all the gal-pals from toxic masculinity and provide delicious turkey ham for BumbleBarb?

....and I think I fully deserve the minor brain hemorrhage I got from typing that bit of world salad...

 

[DangerousGas]

"Autistbots, roll out!"

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

If Chris was a Transformer:

Spoiler

 

[Slowinthemind]

2007 Chris would rage against current Christine, Optimus Prime used to be proof he was straight and not a homo and now it is some ghastly robot drag queen.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Irises don't cover the entire eyeball, Chris

 

[m0rnutz]

Chris has defaced Optimus.

Galvatron has won.

 

[Erubetie]

Why'd he make the face red, though? Cherokian?

 

[JULAY]

Well, I see he's made something equally horrifying to replace the Sonic Totem.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Aldora]

Is it though? Even Son-chu can't escape the ratty blue hair.

 

[Duke Nukem]

If Chris was a Transformer:

Spoiler

Does the action figure include its own Slow-in-the-minds or do you have to buy them separately?

 

[RI 360]

transformers. I get the autistic fixation on them now.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Any thirty-something adult who has trivial responsibilities, gets $1200 a month without having to lift a finger, and has the slightest bit of self respect and ambition would invest in a 3D printer if they wanted to play with custom figures all day. But no, spending that money on children's toys just to deface and destroy any re-sale value is what fatty does.

 

[ON 190]

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Is it though? Even Son-chu can't escape the ratty blue hair.

Keep in mind "interesting" doesn't mean "good." She's just being nice.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

Any thirty-something adult who has trivial responsibilities, gets $1200 a month without having to lift a finger, and has the slightest bit of self respect and ambition would invest in a 3D printer if they wanted to play with custom figures all day. But no, spending that money on children's toys just to deface and destroy any re-sale value is what fatty does.

Self designed custom figures made with a 3d printer requires "artistic" skills, not "autistic". Fatty can't handle such a printer.