Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[cleanerfromvenus]

The really fun thing about his Big Gay Notch Filter™ is that you're never going to pull those mid frequencies back into existence with EQ. Those fuckers are just gone

Yeah I found that out when I tried, it's just always going to be like that being so close to a condenser mic.

 

[Some Spaceman]

BRO YOU PUT THAT SHIT IN A COMMENT BLOCK OR IN A SEPARATE DOCUMENTATION FILE. THERES NO NEED TO REDECLARE EVERYTHING LMAO

Edit: another thing I noticed is he's allocating 1000 entries for the array but only use 433 slots. Probably not a huge deal nowadays but it's still wasting resources.

Real programmers don't care about this. There's really nothing wrong with preallocating an array with 1000 elements. This was fine even in the 2000s. To put into perspective how little this matters to real developers, in C, an array with 1000 32 bit integers is consuming 4000 *bytes*. That's 4 kilobytes of RAM, exactly. That is such an obscenely small amount of memory in today's computers that no real developer will care, because it'd be a waste of time to do so. This is actually one of the few *smart* things Mald has done, since he will not need to worry about going back and re-sizing the array.

 

[Lurking9e9]

1. Release your source code intentionally broken

Being malicious can get the company fined. Apple and Facebook have tried being cheeky and finding loopholes, but they don't really work against the EU.

Imagine having to code his "16-32 routes per interaction" with his system

I am really confused on where these 16-32 routes are. The game is about 3 hours long.

 

[God of Nothing]

i remember first seeing this furry psued retard in a short about VPNs
for some reason, he went on a tirade about accessing confidential on public wifi, as if everyone watching him was fucking five

the voice shit was beyond hilarious though
imagine being so much of an insecure pussy you put a filter on your mic to sound manlier

 

[Arcadian Stag]

I've made a few games in Gamemaker in my time, and I'm a self taught amateur but at least I actually learned how to code beyond noob level unlike one malding roach. To clarify some things, Gamemaker doesn't have strictly typed variables so initialising the array to 0 and then filling it is, while retarded, possible. His justification of using the massive chain of setting and comments is also retarded, there are so many better ways to make the information he wants public to be public. Rewriting his code to be sensible and take advantage of Gamemaker's built in functions (one of the best reasons to use it as a game engine tbh, so much of the common shit you would do in game development has inbuilt functions) would look something like:

global.storyline_array = array_create(1000, 0);
// Set any entries that need to be not 0 to whatever they are

You could even put the 1000 in a variable to not be a magic number if you wanted Mald. Or better yet use a completely different architecture for storing your dialogue states like a combo of structs and arrays (JSON), or a goddamn state machine. The video showing his other horrific bits of code posted earlier made me cringe laugh so much, he is a uniquely awful programmer that even a dumbass like me can spot immediately. I wonder is he is allergic to JSON because it reminds him of his real name?

 

[itogi]

I can see this entire thing slowly scrolling upwards at the beginning of a Star Wars film.

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

I can see this entire thing slowly scrolling upwards at the beginning of a Star Wars film.

"A long long time ago, in a game studio far far away- Darth Mald worked at blizzard for centuries..."

 

[Mutahar Anus]

Poodehar

I find myself deeply disheartened by the unkind moniker "Poodehar," a label that wounds the spirit and diminishes the dignity I strive to uphold.

 

[StacticShock]

The 20 years of experience game dev.

why is the code like some cheapass jeet talking about code ethics and shieet? i mean he already created a 1000 size array why the fuck bother initializing it instead of setting their values per call? this feels like some beginner tier C arraying, a really dumb beginner too that can't arse himself with a quick google.

 

[itogi]

More drama slop. This one mentions Mald's Second Life shenanigans

PreserveTube, local:

 

[Anonymous Against Foodism]

i remember first seeing this furry psued retard in a short about VPNs
for some reason, he went on a tirade about accessing confidential on public wifi, as if everyone watching him was fucking five

the voice shit was beyond hilarious though
imagine being so much of an insecure pussy you put a filter on your mic to sound manlier

what he says is correct but also incorrect at the same time
correct me if i'm wrong if you have a bank with a shitty website that doesn't support HTTPS for some reason and you absolutely have to use public wifi then vpn does have use but virtually all banks have websites that support HTTPS
if he was talking about VPNs again he would just say that VPNs are all completely useless even if you tell him it's good for OPSEC reasons

 

[CatharticShitHead]

He brags about it as if it's a flex. lol

It makes me think it's not true. idk if his dad literally looks like this but I think it's just as likely that the South Park crew just made the character so typical and generic to the stereotype, and that his dad just happens to look like this.

See, there's a difference between Mald and his father. Joey Ray Hall actually did the work that Jason says he did. Joey's only fault is raising someone like Mald. I wonder if his brother is also weird as hell?

Anyway, Joey Ray Hall and other Blizzard people actually worked with the South Park people to make that episode. As thanks, and I assume as a funny joke between them they did base that fat fuck in the episode off of Joey Ray Hall or at least he claims. I personally believe it because no one has ever said otherwise, and I think the South Park guys would have something to say if someone claimed to work on their show and didn't.

 

[El Pútrido Degenerado]

Imagine you name your kid Thor in the hope that he grows to be a respectable and strong man, and instead you get an entitled and retarded brat who happens to be in the game industry.

 

[StacticShock]

Imagine you name your kid Thor in the hope that he grows to be a respectable and strong man, and instead you get an entitled and retarded brat who happens to be in the game industry.

not much different than being a doctor and having a pothead kid working as a nurse or as a doctor in a similar field as yours.
happens more often than you think.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

"Arrays are super fast in Game Maker which is why everything is hard coded into an array"

"My plane can go at 5000mph to Dubai so that's why I take it to go shopping"

 

[Well Intentioned]

He never did any dev work at blizzard, he was doing dev stuff as a freelancer while working at blizzard. You just got confused;

I gotta call bullshit on this. I can't imagine Blizzard would allow their employees to work for other companies and risk violating NDAs, etc. Maybe there was an exception because he was a nepobaby hire or some nonsense but I highly, highly fucking doubt it.

 

[cigint]

I gotta call bullshit on this. I can't imagine Blizzard would allow their employees to work for other companies and risk violating NDAs

The "freelance developer" thing could just refer to the furry grooming scripts he was writing on Second Life.

 

[blargenheimer]

See, there's a difference between Mald and his father. Joey Ray Hall actually did the work that Jason says he did. Joey's only fault is raising someone like Mald. I wonder if his brother is also weird as hell?

Anyway, Joey Ray Hall and other Blizzard people actually worked with the South Park people to make that episode. As thanks, and I assume as a funny joke between them they did base that fat fuck in the episode off of Joey Ray Hall or at least he claims. I personally believe it because no one has ever said otherwise, and I think the South Park guys would have something to say if someone claimed to work on their show and didn't.

Another piece of concept art from the WoW wiki.

That is indeed the difference, Joeyray isn't ashamed of who he is. He can joke about it instead of trying to hide it behind filters and lies.

Shit, he has his own dev stream and everything Mald claims he does himself.
https://www.twitch.tv/yearjoy/

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

I just remembered this and I wish I had archived any of the videos but there was this kid who used to do "coding tutorials" where it was just him mumbling while typing absolute nonsense like this for 20 minutes and then he hits the run button and magically he is running google on localhost. All the comments were full of clueless people who thought he was like the next Einstein or something. Just reminds me of like a more primitive version of the illusion Mald is pulling

 

[Well Intentioned]

The "freelance developer" thing could just refer to the furry grooming scripts he was writing on Second Life.

Yeah, true. But that is absolutely not what he is trying to convey.