“Hot” celebs who are not that attractive

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Look how fucking normal and shoddy Marc Bolan looked

I never in my life thought i'd ever hear someone call Marc Bolan "normal" or "shoddy". I've usually seen him mentioned in the same pantheon of Hot Rock Gods such as David Bowie, Robert Plant, or Elvis in their primes.

To each their own, I guess.

 

[No-Eyed Square Guy]

I never in my life thought i'd ever hear someone call Marc Bolan "normal" or "shoddy". I've usually seen him mentioned in the same pantheon of Hot Rock Gods such as David Bowie, Robert Plant, or Elvis in their primes.

To each their own, I guess.

Good-looking guy, but if you compare him to Chad-head dudes like Cobain and Cornell, he was lucky to get the job. Those guys were also great, but you had to be hot and [other qualifications] by the '90s, usually.

Imagine Tom Petty becoming a rock star in 1996. Literally grandfathered in. Grandmothered, even.

 

[Chromeo]

Imagine Tom Petty becoming a rock star in 1996. Literally grandfathered in. Grandmothered, even.

I think Mick Jagger is horribly ugly, if we're talking about rock stars. Even when he was young and didn't look like a lesbian grandma, he looked like some kind of retard born with a deformity. His gaping fish mouth is so freakish and weird.

 

[Pedophobe]

He has nice hair (especially for his age), but his mouth is weirdly small for his face. I don't think he's that ugly, but he's not super attractive either. I remember him from Parks and Recreation (didn't watch the show but people were always posting clips) and I thought he looked weird even back then. Besides the mouth, something about his face is just off, but I can't put my finger on what it is.

He has the upper half of Tom Cruise's head.

 

[Lady Bizness]

On the ugly issue: recently I spent a couple of days with some elder relatives and watched some British show with them in the evening. It was nice, I love them. I noticed how unattractive the actors were and yet I was completely engaged in the story. The acting was really well done. But here's the big difference compared to any other media I've been exposed to - no one was trying to tell me these people are hot and I should be either copying the look, getting my panties wet, or both.

Music has needed an uglification for years. Just get some hot dancers out there. Let the ugly people sing and play their instruments.

 

[Jellie Opal]

I never in my life thought i'd ever hear someone call Marc Bolan "normal" or "shoddy". I've usually seen him mentioned in the same pantheon of Hot Rock Gods such as David Bowie, Robert Plant, or Elvis in their primes.

To each their own, I guess.

I don't find any of those other musicians attractive, either! I'm not special; I'm just a bisexual hag. My arousal meter is wonky by conventional standards.

For funsies, here are Rock Gawds I do find attractive: Trent Reznor (a bi twink himself), Nick Cave (because of course), Tori Amos (bug-eyed waif with pillowy lips), and Nina Hagen (striking, bold features, much like Nick Cave). Typical 90s gothy alt-rock faggotry ovah heah.

 

[TeaBaggins]

These days I would have to say Angelina Jolie. Back in the day she was always listed as a hot celebrity, but she looks way too much like her dad and weird brother.

Then there was that whole lip kiss thing with her brother.

 

[Not A Bunny]

I think Mick Jagger is horribly ugly, if we're talking about rock stars. Even when he was young and didn't look like a lesbian grandma, he looked like some kind of retard born with a deformity. His gaping fish mouth is so freakish and weird.

He looks just like Don Knotts. I will never unsee this.

 

[DeeNaMeeTay]

It’s been said a million times in this thread but there’s something so sus about Pedro Pascal. And he looks like a brown Chud!

 

[Screamer_2]

Oh okay, if you know him from parks and rec and don’t like him, that’s different. I just wanted to point out that I think his aggressively bloated ugliness in Severance is a stylistic choice and not really reflective of what he normally looks like.

You're right. I mainly know him from Party Down and Parks and Recreation. In Severance I thought he had the look of a haggard old lady. It was that kind of, "oh he's aged" feeling watching it. Which is fine, people age. Then in those flashbacks he was back to the healthy glow of a successful actor in his appearance.

These days I would have to say Angelina Jolie. Back in the day she was always listed as a hot celebrity, but she looks way too much like her dad and weird brother.

Then there was that whole lip kiss thing with her brother.

She is one that always felt a bit gaslit to me. Yeah fine, I can understand the argument for her appeal but yet it never did anything for me. Except for that shitty movie she did with Brad Pitt. I remember watching that and thinking she looked attractive. Even in the Tomb Rader films, skin tight clothing. This may sound odd, but she never kind of tracked as real. If that makes any sense. Shapes, boobs, body there. Didn't stir anything inside me.

Unlike other actresses of that era, where you'd watch Underworld and be like, "she's hot as fuck."

 

[Turquoise]

Margot Robbie has an excellent lower face. The wide, and perhaps slightly masculine, jaw is not too often seen on regular white chicks. It's much more commonly seen in East Asians and Latinas who have Asian blood. A good wide-set jaw helps with teeth alignment and other things relating to health. Trish Stratus has a similarly wide mouth.

As for the hot rock stars, imagine them going into a bar today with all the groomed and pruned gym bros. Only Elvis would hold his own. Bowie and Bolan wouldn't make it past the bouncers who would just assume they were methheads looking for shelter.

 

[Rootless Cosmopolitan]

Margot Robbie has an excellent lower face. The wide, and perhaps slightly masculine, jaw is not too often seen on regular white chicks. It's much more commonly seen in East Asians and Latinas who have Asian blood. A good wide-set jaw helps with teeth alignment and other things relating to health. Trish Stratus has a similarly wide mouth.

Yeah, I agree with you. I am not sure what’s going on with this thread, but I think Margot Robbie, ScarJo, Gal Gadot, etc are all incredibly classically beautiful women with great bone structure. Obviously, they have all aged some, but they’ve aged great IMO.

I do agree Zendaya looks blah, Rachel Zegler looks unpleasantly wall-eyed, and Bella Hadid should have never gotten that ATROCIOUS buccal fat removal surgery that everyone seems to be ruining their faces with.

Sydney Sweeney does have a great body but just a cute face and that’s okay.

I remember when I was 14-15 the guys were all “hubba hubba” about Kate Upton and I was just like uhm? The woman looks like a refrigerator with huge saggy tits? It was horrible and I felt like it was some sort of weird psy op. She has largely faded into obscurity, but I’m still confused to this day how anyone found her hot:

 

[Señora Airi]

On the ugly issue: recently I spent a couple of days with some elder relatives and watched some British show with them in the evening. It was nice, I love them. I noticed how unattractive the actors were and yet I was completely engaged in the story. The acting was really well done. But here's the big difference compared to any other media I've been exposed to - no one was trying to tell me these people are hot and I should be either copying the look, getting my panties wet, or both.

Music has needed an uglification for years. Just get some hot dancers out there. Let the ugly people sing and play their instruments.

Even body types are different. I was watching clips of Sharpe, and there's a scene where Sean Bean takes his shirt off while his unit is firing muskets. His body looks rather normal for a man, and, had this been modern day, he'd have a six pack and well defined features, with cameras constantly zooming in on it.

 

[Turquoise]

I remember when I was 14-15 the guys were all “hubba hubba” about Kate Upton and I was just like uhm? The woman looks like a refrigerator with huge saggy tits? It was horrible and I felt like it was some sort of weird psy op. She has largely faded into obscurity, but I’m still confused to this day how anyone found her hot:

Although I must point out that they wouldn't satisfy many a gentleman's definition of huge.

My theory is Sweeney, Upton and the like are popular is because mainstream culture doesn't really deliver on the boob front. The negrofication of culture has led to a top down obsession with big asses and booty shaking but at the genetic level, the rack reigns supreme, so when Hollywood shakes a bit of boob in our face, we love it.

 

[Rootless Cosmopolitan]

Although I must point out that they wouldn't satisfy many a gentleman's definition of huge.

My theory is Sweeney, Upton and the like are popular is because mainstream culture doesn't really deliver on the boob front. The negrofication of culture has led to a top down obsession with big asses and booty shaking but at the genetic level, the boob reigns supreme, so when Hollywood shakes a bit of boob in our face, we love it.

Boobs, butt — I know this is a debate among men, but I thought a nice nipped-in waist was a universal?

Sweeney has that (and so do basically all female celebrities, titted, assed, both, or neither) but Upton emphatically does NOT, which is why I am so confused.

Maybe I underestimate the power of the tits. Still seems weird tho.

For “most overrated dude”, I have to go with Jason Momoa. Sure he’s tall and ripped, but he’s covering up a bloated meh face with a beard. And he’s got weird Spock eyebrows

 

[TeaBaggins]

I think Mick Jagger is horribly ugly, if we're talking about rock stars. Even when he was young and didn't look like a lesbian grandma, he looked like some kind of retard born with a deformity. His gaping fish mouth is so freakish and weird.
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Same with Steven Tyler and his ugly ass mouth.

Plus that whole knocking up a teenage girl mess.

Even body types are different. I was watching clips of Sharpe, and there's a scene where Sean Bean takes his shirt off while his unit is firing muskets. His body looks rather normal for a man, and, had this been modern day, he'd have a six pack and well defined features, with cameras constantly zooming in on it.

Speaking of Sean Bean, I never found him attractive.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Florence Pugh, Zendaya, Selena Gomez, Arianna Grande, the usual forehead showers, etc. Leave my Goddess Sweeney alone you heebs.

 

[Otterly]

I think Mick Jagger is horribly ugly, if we're talking about rock stars. Even when he was young and didn't look like a lesbian grandma, he looked like some kind of retard born with a deformity. His gaping fish mouth is so freakish and weird.
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Mick jagger is not attractive. He is talented, and has presence. There’s a very funny photo of him and it might even be in this thread where he’s sat sulking on a sofa as a beautiful model gawks at Alain delan.

Only Elvis would hold his own

Elvis had that Greek statue profile, where the nose just comes down from the forehead with no dip, there’s a phrase for it that I can’t remember. You don’t see it much these days. He’s not what I find attractive in many ways but I can agree he was extremely handsome.

I was watching clips of Sharpe,

Excellent taste, back when the telly was good.

and there's a scene where Sean Bean takes his shirt off

I bet there is. Sharpe also had plenty of heaving-bosomed wenches for the men to rest an eye upon. Why can’t we make tv like that any more, it was fun.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

The barn owl who plays Ellie deserves a special mention

 

[Turquoise]

Elvis had that Greek statue profile, where the nose just comes down from the forehead with no dip, there’s a phrase for it that I can’t remember. You don’t see it much these days. He’s not what I find attractive in many ways but I can agree he was extremely handsome.

Elvis is said to have had rhinoplasty in the 1950s. His original nose probably looked like Jackie Chan's.