“Hot” celebs who are not that attractive

[Arbiter]

This begs the question ladies:
Which hobbit do you find the hottest?

I can't get over their big hairy feet. They need to take care of that first.

 

[Otterly]

This begs the question ladies:
Which hobbit do you find the hottest?

None of them are hot… Sam is the purest hearted character in the entire saga. I wouldn’t say any of them are sexy, unless you’re into small men with large hairy feet, but they’re all kind of adorable in their own way. Really well cast, Elijah wood was born to be a hobbit and has really beautiful eyes.
We will never have a movie that good again, nor one cast so well. Everyone in it is perfect for the roles they play, the costuming and sets are impeccable.

 

[soda pimp]

This begs the question ladies:
Which hobbit do you find the hottest?

As a kid, I found Frodo the most attractive of the bunch since he was younger looking and has big beautiful eyes.

 

[Lady Bizness]

Assuming you aren't just posing

I was not posing and thank you for the run down despite the suspicion. I aggressively avoided watching those shows specifically because people in my life were always crawling up my ass to watch them. I have a touch of the oppositional defiance. It's making me laugh to think I unintentionally missed out on such a hot piece of ass.

 

[SITHRAK!]

There's something off about Margot Robbie's face. But if you asked me what it was, I couldn't tell you. She's got that kind of face.

It’s kind of creepy how alike she and Samara Weaving (Hugo Weaving’s niece) look.

You all weren't kidding, this is terrible. What is that face?

There’s a toy from the 70’s called a ‘flexi face’ which is a rubber face the size of the palm of a hand. It has finger cups on the back so you can use it to squish the toy’s face into a number of amusing faces. Pedro Pascal reminds me of one of them squished so its face is collapsing inwards.

 

[Violent Orlandi]

I'd say none of them are particularly alluring. Hollywood and its orbiting communities are all plastic, so in my opinion being geeked over any of these walking corporate products is cringe and you might as well be pondering laying a robot

 

[Jellie Opal]

Reminds me of this classic Jim Gaffigan bit. I timestamped it, but the previous bit is still worth watching.

As an ugly hag myself, I love this bit. I once saw bumper stickers that said, "LET UGLY PEOPLE MAKE MUSIC AGAIN" and another one that said, "ART WAS BETTER WHEN THEY LET UGLY PEOPLE MAKE IT." I couldn't agree more. Let my people go. Let us in the studio. Look how fucking normal and shoddy Marc Bolan looked and listen to all of the T.Rex discography and tell me that isn't good music. Elton John, too. He's so ugly and dowdy and toothy and I love it. That's why he was given the ability to play piano so well by God. Gotta balance it out. Now you've got hyperpornified foids "making" "music," meaning that they're given a three-chord piss dribble to mumble over while they're injected with silicone and Ozempic while the plastic-Chad moids are all getting face tattoos and abusing each other in Hollyweird.

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This mongoloid looking closeted faggot.

They have to spritz his ass with adrenochrome to make him look desirable every hour on the hour when he's in public, otherwise he just looks like your womanizing vato cokehead uncle who secretly misses prison dick when he went away for possession 15 years ago. They need to retire this viejo and put him out to pasture where he can be a gordito the way God intended. Also, I'm just Not That Impressed with his acting ability. Fellow Fat Bitches, please, please, please stop inflating his ego. He won't allow you to ride his jock--that's reserved for the bunkie he left behind in the cell.

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

I'd say none of them are particularly alluring. Hollywood and its orbiting communities are all plastic, so in my opinion being geeked over any of these walking corporate products is cringe and you might as well be pondering laying a robot

The question is of objective attractiveness/lack thereof, not practical concerns like who would make a good partner (sexual or otherwise). Maybe for some people it's the same thing, but most are capable of judging others' attractiveness purely on a visual basis.

 

[NoBueno]

There's something off about Margot Robbie's face. But if you asked me what it was, I couldn't tell you. She's got that kind of face.

She has crazy exgf face, big eyes , big mouth

Which is why shes iconic for Harley Quinn, even though the movies were bleh

But other than the face she has the plainest body ever, dry white bread

 

[Screamer_2]

As an ugly hag myself, I love this bit. I once saw bumper stickers that said, "LET UGLY PEOPLE MAKE MUSIC AGAIN" and another one that said, "ART WAS BETTER WHEN THEY LET UGLY PEOPLE MAKE IT." I couldn't agree more. Let my people go. Let us in the studio. Look how fucking normal and shoddy Marc Bolan looked and listen to all of the T.Rex discography and tell me that isn't good music. Elton John, too. He's so ugly and dowdy and toothy and I love it. That's why he was given the ability to play piano so well by God. Gotta balance it out. Now you've got hyperpornified foids "making" "music," meaning that they're given a three-chord piss dribble to mumble over while they're injected with silicone and Ozempic while the plastic-Chad moids are all getting face tattoos and abusing each other in Hollyweird.

Are there any male singers who are just Chad's with no talent? We can all disagree about the level of attractiveness of some female singers, but I has been a thing for a long time that they are just models who can sing. They don't write the music and in many cases don't even interpret the music.

Not attractive, but Rhiannon. Had that like a Diamond song. Quirky flourishes to how it is sung. Big hit. Then the original by Sia, who wrote it comes out and Rhiannon is literally just copying her performance, down to her Australian accent. I don't pay attention enough to this to know, but I feel like that helped tank Rhiannon's career. Maybe she went off to be a mom or something but she seemed to fade away. An emperor's no clothes moment.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

That's why he was given the ability to play piano so well by God. Gotta balance it out.

Us folks who are ugly and untalented are truly hated by God.

 

[Not A Bunny]

We will never have a movie that good again

I remember seeing the first trailer to the Lord of the Rings trilogy. The trailer alone was beautiful, but when the dates of the movie releases flashed onscreen, I knew we were in for something really special. LIke, "holy shit, it looks epic and we're getting these three movies one per year...this will either be the best movie trilogy ever, or it will bomb spectacularly". I could gush for hours about the LOTR trilogy and then bitch for hours more that if someone could put that kind of love and care into movies, Hollywood wouldn't be in such a slump right now.

Also, Hollywood, I realize that you're a cynical lot, but part of what makes the LOTR trilogy so great is that it has some sort of genuine optimism about humanity.

Ahem.

"ART WAS BETTER WHEN THEY LET UGLY PEOPLE MAKE IT."

They used to have a phrase, "Ugly enough to be a rock star". But that really went out the window with MTV. After that, it was all image. It's funny, I mentioned upthread that you didn't need to be model-calibre to be a romantic lead in the 80s. I guess that's when it really all fell apart for ugly people.

 

[Pedophobe]

Personally, I think absent the above baggage he's quite hot in an unconventional way, but I get why people get hung up on said baggage.

He was fine in Game of Thrones and Narcos then he puffed up into an undercooked blob of dough that we're all supposed to pretend is still sexy. Regardless of all that other stuff he's just not pleasant to look at.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

A Nazi-style propaganda poster depicting the average Irishman couldn't be worse than Barry Keoghan making this face:
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I liked him in Chernobyl, where he was playing that cleanup boy who has to shoot animals. I mean, I thought they made the extra effort and casted a real soviet-looking Russian guy. Now, he just doesn't look like that anymore and is just uncanny.

Florence Pugh, gross hunchbacked little goblin woman.

When I saw her in Midsommar (god, what a waste of time), I was shocked at how an actress could look that dumpy and gross with such horrible posture on screen, until I figured it was probably just for that character. But no, she always looks atrocious, whether it's on film or in real life. The fact that she is a big name is baffling.

A great fit for the Midsommar role - someone who is likely to be cheated on by her bf and then ends up on a power trip just like someone who was never in the center of attention. Not exactly beautiful actors should have their place in the world, it's just that we shouldn't be told they are actually attractive.

 

[Jellie Opal]

Are there any male singers who are just Chad's with no talent? We can all disagree about the level of attractiveness of some female singers, but I has been a thing for a long time that they are just models who can sing. They don't write the music and in many cases don't even interpret the music.

The two that come immediately to mind are Bad Bunny and The Weeknd. Catchy earworm beats over uwu pussy and pills "lyrics" do not make music. Now they're trying to make them both actors. "Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It's never going to happen."

 

[Lovely Kin]

Prince Harry and Prince William, even in their "peak", they still looked dopey.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

I do not get why zendaya is pushed as attractive. She really isn’t, and she’s not a good actress either. She is going to age really badly if she puts weight on
I don’t mind Gwendoline Christie, she’s not really pushed as pretty, more as being very tall and strong. Niche probably fun roles for that.

I don't even think she's actually ugly, but totally forgettable and lacking any distinctive features. Just a generic looking not quite white, not black person. I look away from her pic and I really don't know how I would even begin if I had to describe her portrait for the police. But there's more cases of that ITT, at least for me.

 

[Rootless Cosmopolitan]

irl friends were thirsting over Adam Scott while watching Severance idk if it's a popular opinion or not but

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This one is interesting because Adam Scott is actually quite the hottie (especially for a 50something dude) and the directors of Severance have made an intentional decision to make him look bloated and bad because he’s supposed to be constantly drunk/hungover and shot underneath harsh fluorescent lights.

In the flashback episode set before his wife gets in a car accident, you see him properly lit and made up and you can see he’s an attractive man

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

In the flashback episode set before his wife gets in a car accident, you see him properly lit and made up and you can see he’s an attractive man

He has nice hair (especially for his age), but his mouth is weirdly small for his face. I don't think he's that ugly, but he's not super attractive either. I remember him from Parks and Recreation (didn't watch the show but people were always posting clips) and I thought he looked weird even back then. Besides the mouth, something about his face is just off, but I can't put my finger on what it is.

 

[Rootless Cosmopolitan]

He has nice hair (especially for his age), but his mouth is weirdly small for his face. I don't think he's that ugly, but he's not super attractive either. I remember him from Parks and Recreation (didn't watch the show but people were always posting clips) and I thought he looked weird even back then. Besides the mouth, something about his face is just off, but I can't put my finger on what it is.

Oh okay, if you know him from parks and rec and don’t like him, that’s different. I just wanted to point out that I think his aggressively bloated ugliness in Severance is a stylistic choice and not really reflective of what he normally looks like.