Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[An automatic clown]

Body dystopia is doing irreparable damage to my ribs

 

[Judge Holden]

Given the quip about "substandard and unqualified Meal Team Six types" I suspect fatrick might low key be hoping ICE will eventually contract him as a professional bounty hunter of (suspected) illegal black children and allow him to imprison them indefinitely in Basement Belsen

 

[IsaacShraeder]

A classic patpost got picked up by a 400k follower meme account on Xitter [L]

Protestors are hard at work in the replies, correcting the record about Pat's many crimes and misdeeds. Rick himself has yet to respond.

 

[RollingRock2]

Rick most definitely has body dystopia. Body dysmorphia too.

 

[Geoff Capes Vapes Apes]

The real body dystopia is the contents of Fatricks crawlspace. The man of pig does show a certain resemblance to John Gacy, does he not?

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

I don't wish harm on people often, if at all, but at this point I kinda want there to be a Cog/Dan for Pat. What I'm getting at is that "he would've hurt himself very, very badly." is such a faggy fake tough guy thing to say and it irritates me enough such that it'd be just desserts (and we know he'd love some dessert) to have some sort of roided out British manlet or similar walk up and fight him and have it recorded so his tough guy shtick is further disintegrated.

Now the problem is Pat doesn't pick fights or has the appeal of Ralph to have such daring enemies, and as far as I'm aware he is serious about him carrying daily even if it's some Chinesium piece of shit piece. Although he did get blindsided by three pepperoni children with nary a shot fired (I think he would be retarded enough to think that because they assaulted him and took his phone, he's free to fire upon them as they run away).

I guess I'll have to settle for his millionth Enjoy Prison tweet.

 

[AnOminous]

The real body dystopia is the contents of Fatricks crawlspace. The man of pig does show a certain resemblance to John Gacy, does he not?

Gacy had more charm and social skills. He was also not quite as FAT.

 

[Laburnum]

Gunslinging actual tough guy Pat here to school people on ballistics and the Trump shooting:


I know Rick is more or less divorced from reality but the tone of this is a little skitzo even for him.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I love it when Pat sees obvious truths that elude the rest of us.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Given the quip about "substandard and unqualified Meal Team Six types" I suspect fatrick might low key be hoping ICE will eventually contract him as a professional bounty hunter of (suspected) illegal black children and allow him to imprison them indefinitely in Basement Belsen
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The only member of Meal Team Six here is Pat, he's the commander.

 

[An automatic clown]

Gunslinging actual tough guy Pat here to school people on ballistics and the Trump shooting:
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I know Rick is more or less divorced from reality but the tone of this is a little skitzo even for him.

Just hours before he was schooling some poor woman (we all know how feels about women !) on climate change and geoengineering. Pat wears many hats.
And by that he reads the opening paragraph to a wiki page and immediately claims to be an expert, no childing every poor Xitter sap who dares cross him



Climatologist Pat !

 

[UttarPradesh]

Goddamn it, why does this fat fuck pretend to be an expert on everything? Rick’s knowledge of meteorology begins and ends with the beloved children’s film - Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

You know tubby’s full of shit, but when he copy-pastes from Wikipedia on topics you actually understand, it becomes painfully obvious he’s a lot dumber than any of us ever give him credit for.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Of all the subject matter expert Rick's my favourite is the "as a sci-fi author.../sci-fi author here let me explain" one, mostly because it's literally fucking meaningless. Being a sci-fi author doesn't mean jackshit as a source of authority on anything, let alone science stuff, on account of the whole literally any retard can call themselves an author, exhibit A being Rick himself.

 

[AnOminous]

Of all the subject matter expert Rick's my favourite is the "as a sci-fi author.../sci-fi author here let me explain" one, mostly because it's literally fucking meaningless.

"As a fat faggot with bitch tits" would carry more authority.

 

[An automatic clown]

Rick is back to denying the entire Chubby's Cheesesteaks incident, wholesale.

In the past, he's claimed he beat one of the pepperoni ingredients. Now he's back to straight denial. What an incredible specimen

ETA:

Damn Rick you played a broken game 8 years after it was released and most of the glitches were patched. "SO BRAVE OF YOU " -Ethan Ralph voice

 

[Markorian]

"I don't have body dystopia either, stalker" BODY DYSTOPIA?! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PIG MAN YOU DO THIS TO YOUR-FUCKIN-SELF

"Body Dystopia" might be the perfect description of his atrophied corpulence

 

[TaimuRadiu]

@Judge Holden

He has not gained a *single* pound, that is very true.

@East_Clintwood

My Boomer dad watches TV programmes on daytime TV like History Channel, Science Channel, etc and one of those channels had some "documentary" in which SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR PATRICK S TOMLINSON was shown and I kept fucking laughing. I told him I couldn't explain it to him but Tomlinson was a well known asshole on the Internet that everyone makes fun of.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Re-discovered this gem in my fatrick folder, please enjoy responsibly atalkers.
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Jesus fuck that's hilarious

 

[moocow]

I don't wish harm on people often, if at all, but at this point I kinda want there to be a Cog/Dan for Pat.

He really does deserve an Ethan Ralph-style purse snatching and public beatdown. It won't change him, but it will momentarily humble him either by knockout or a simple aversion to pain and desire not to incur more.

 

[Neveragain69]

He really does deserve an Ethan Ralph-style purse snatching and public beatdown. It won't change him, but it will momentarily humble him either by knockout or a simple aversion to pain and desire not to incur more.

If Patrick did get a justified, righteous ass whooping, especially if it was on video, he would be on Twitter two minutes after it ended saying that the fascist MAGA criminal stalkers that have been trying to kill him for seven years are now actively trying to assassinate him. And I PROMISE he would use the word "assassinate" in particular. Of course, he would say it's Trump's fault, because these people would never feel bold enough to assault the toughest man in America if not for him being in office.

He would probably call up every journalist who wrote about him a while back and squeal at them to write another story covering this. Some even might do it, which Patrick would once again use to inflate him importance. He'd make himself out to be the next Salman Rushdie.