Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

[harmy.kook]

which is all critical drinker makes

You know he has at least tried being creative (seeing how he has a book series), unlike Coby.

Critical Drinker hasn't declared his love for futa dick or any other degenerate fetishes for the whole internet.

Along with shitting on his peers from a nonexistent high horse.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

Well to be honest death stranding is a very polarising franchise. I’m playing through the first one right now and love it but many people despise it.

Synth’s just bad at problem solving so when encountering an ImSim like Death Stranding he’s going to have trouble.

I'm disappointed to hear how little Synth talks about DS2. I plan to pick it up when it comes to Steam so I'm avoiding heavy spoilers/reviews atm but I would expect this game to filter Synth hard for the exact reason you said: it's a problem solving game and Synth is horrible at those. Watching Synth seethe about the simplest puzzles or obstacles would have been a lot of fun.

 

[Berrakh]

Critical Drinker is annoying in certain ways but he's by far the most stable of these guys. And seems to have the best taste. These are related I think. You have to grow up to have taste.

 

[Chong West]

A high school graduate doing political analysis, that ought to go over well.

Surely if Synth could make a 4 hour KCD 2 vid or 12 hours of Breakers stream, he could do a comprehensive breakdown of all 940 pages of the Big Beautiful Bill!

 

[ArthuriusMartyrius]

You know, Synth is a moron but I kinda get what he means about wage-slaving games. He puts up some stupid examples but I also do not understand the appeal of shit like cleaner simulator or whatever. At that point I'd rather be doing something actually productive like cleaning my house. I do wonder sometimes if my original assessment of Coby as not nearly as much of a loser as he seems and that he's massively playing it up for his audience is correct but then again...

If I was a near thirty-year-old man with no job, no friends, no life skills and never touched a titty in my life like Synth, I'd be a black hole of depression too.

I'm pretty sure he's like 30 or 31 right now. So not near, over the line.

 

[King Murchad Big Groypers]

You know, Synth is a moron but I kinda get what he means about wage-slaving games. He puts up some stupid examples but I also do not understand the appeal of shit like cleaner simulator or whatever. At that point I'd rather be doing something actually productive like cleaning my house.

Because the play pattern for sims and sandbox games is different from Breakers and 3d platformers. That's Synth's mistake, he assumes everyone approaches games the same way as him, in marathon 6-8 hour long stream sessions. The sim audience is all normie middle-aged dads who put in less than 5 hours of gaming a week. It's escapism analogous to milsims like Squad: you wouldn't tell a milsim player to just join the military. The point is that it's a fantasy version of the IRL thing with unrealistic variety added and tedium removed. In PowerWashing Sim you do a driveway or patio once and then you go on to do playgrounds, fountains, Final Fantasy 7, Shrek, Bikini Bottom, etc. ETS2 and ATS maps are condensed versions of IRL Europe and the US, and you have to go out of your way to repeat the same roads over and over again. No one plays "wage-slave" games like actual wage-slaves: you can pause and quit at any time, you play 20-30 hours to get your fill and never play again.

 

[Action Orange]

Also, I wonder if he has tried to buy sex. He has enough money after all and maybe that could help with his coomerism, or maybe tone down his rampant misogyny a little bit.
Or maybe not. Maybe he's such a shut in, buried too deep in his hole of coom and laziness that nothing can change him at this point. Very sad.

Coomers straight up can't have sex with actual women, not even prozzies. Their brains are wired so that they're used to clicking through a bunch of different videos every time they coom, so when the whore doesn't magically transform into another woman a few minutes in their dicks get soft. Completely serious. I worked with a guy who paid way too much for a prostitute and this happened to him and he didn't know why because he said he was attracted to her. He was a chud type. Turns out blasting the pleasure center of your brain with intense overstimulation several times a day, everyday, has long term consequences. It is reversible, of course, but that can take quite a while.

 

[Humble Architect]

Coomers straight up can't have sex with actual women, not even prozzies. Their brains are wired so that they're used to clicking through a bunch of different videos every time they coom, so when the whore doesn't magically transform into another woman a few minutes in their dicks get soft. Completely serious. I worked with a guy who paid way too much for a prostitute and this happened to him and he didn't know why because he said he was attracted to her. He was a chud type. Turns out blasting the pleasure center of your brain with intense overstimulation several times a day, everyday, has long term consequences. It is reversible, of course, but that can take quite a while.

“What do you mean vanilla sex isn’t doing it for me? This is society’s fault. I’ll just go back to my seven transsexual goon sessions a day, I hate women.”

 

[Cotton Master]

Synth is playing Blue Archive, many crying faces inbound.

 

[Imam Shamil]

Synth is playing Blue Archive, many crying faces inbound.

He's absolutely pandering to the lolicons. No one can convince me otherwise.

 

[Cousin Skeeter]

His entire chat is literally flooded with crying emojis. He's gone full pedo pander lol

 

[Big Miss Steak]

How long until he goes mask off on the loli shit and just openly admits to jacking it to little girls?

 

[Cotton Master]

He's absolutely pandering to the lolicons. No one can convince me otherwise.

No need he admitted it himself that a huge chunk of his support is off lolicons.

His entire chat is literally flooded with crying emojis. He's gone full pedo pander lol

It's so cooked man

 

[00R-Gundam]

Out of all fucking games to stream he chose that one. Reminder that Blue Archive was more interesting to synth Vs Devil May Cry a game that people want to see him play and would drop money. I think this nigger is playing this shit on purpose or he stopped giving a shit.

 

[WootieWot]

Sums up the whole thing right here. This is the kind of viewer synth pedo wants to keep around.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Sums up the whole thing right here. This is the kind of viewer synth pedo wants to keep around.

It still boggles me how he will openly keep people like that in the chat. Like any sane person would look at that and would just ban them on sight.

 

[Jace on ice]

A huge percentage of this dude's problem is that he is a very very very edgy boi.

This man is so badly stuck as an edgy 15 year old /v/ poster it's beyond belief.

 

[ArthuriusMartyrius]

Because the play pattern for sims and sandbox games is different from Breakers and 3d platformers. That's Synth's mistake, he assumes everyone approaches games the same way as him, in marathon 6-8 hour long stream sessions. The sim audience is all normie middle-aged dads who put in less than 5 hours of gaming a week. It's escapism analogous to milsims like Squad: you wouldn't tell a milsim player to just join the military. The point is that it's a fantasy version of the IRL thing with unrealistic variety added and tedium removed. In PowerWashing Sim you do a driveway or patio once and then you go on to do playgrounds, fountains, Final Fantasy 7, Shrek, Bikini Bottom, etc. ETS2 and ATS maps are condensed versions of IRL Europe and the US, and you have to go out of your way to repeat the same roads over and over again. No one plays "wage-slave" games like actual wage-slaves: you can pause and quit at any time, you play 20-30 hours to get your fill and never play again.

I don't think it's that, stuff like PowerWash Simulator is literally you doing things you do in real life as a chore to complete. It's not like Squad or ARMA or something which is simulating combat without the risk of actually dying - that's just a fancier version of playing paintball or laser tag. I can understand using your free time to play a shooter or something like Factorio or Timberborn to relax but playing a simulation of truck driving or working as a cashier or house cleaning after you just came home from dealing with clients all day or moving heavy shit all over the place or spending the day cleaning out old shit from your garage on the weekend just seems like actual masochism and a huge waste of time. You are essentially doing the stuff you do IRL but without any tangible results.

When I get home from work and feel like playing a video game, I want to enjoy something like blasting people in the face in Isonzo or doing some politicking in Hearts of Iron or building improbable fancy structures and super-sized engines in Minecraft not a goddamn number crunching simulator. Coby is really shit at getting his point across and it seems hilarious coming from a loser like him but he's got a point IMO.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

playing a simulation of truck driving or working as a cashier or house cleaning after you just came home from dealing with clients all day or moving heavy shit all over the place or spending the day cleaning out old shit from your garage on the weekend just seems like actual masochism and a huge waste of time. You are essentially doing the stuff you do IRL but without any tangible results.

These games are infinitely easier/shorter than their irl chore counterparts (sitting at a computer and clicking a mouse is not remotely comparable to actually blasting water at your driveway in blazing summer heat), free of any consequences for screwing up (half the fun of trucking simulators is horrifically crashing and wiping out three other cars in the process), and they reward the same pleasure center in your brain of accomplishing a task or chore. It's like asking people who play Animal Crossing why they don't grow actual crops.

 

[00R-Gundam]

As a Powerwash Sim enjoyer. I can tell you that the game is less of a chore and more just a fun game to turn my brain off while youtube plays in the background. Also unlike actual powerwashing i can just drop it off and keep doing it some other time. Same logic would similarly apply to people who play car mechanic sim. Sometimes people just wanna play "chore/wagie" because just like real life they are there to eat your time, only difference is that when youre playing you arent miserable.