Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

“No gold stars” is a WILD thing to include in a supposedly lesbian hangout space. Is actually being a homosexual explicitly banned from woke homosexual spaces now? It sounds pleasingly retarded, I hope Staph joins and lasts longer than a week before her inevitable rejection.
It appears that no matter what sex or sexual orientation you are, if you do not ENTHUSIATICALLY suck the girlcock while affirming it is both actually a clitoris AND better than a biological female's equipment in every way, you are banned from any and all spaces.

I think lesbian spaces are considered actively transphobic at this point, troons HATE lesbians.

...all of this being a moot point, i guess, since we all know Stapphy isn't attracted to women in any way, but still.
 
I think lesbian spaces are considered actively transphobic at this point, troons HATE lesbians.
Some of them now define "lesbian" as "non-man attracted to non-men."

Yeah.

Anyway, I want Stephanie to join a Lokian meme Facebook group because she's a trans-Boomer and it could be funny. Either meme malapropism, like her misunderstanding of "suicide baiting" and "gooning," taking inappropriate offense, or deciding to post a helpful, normie-friendly breakdown of a dank meme (that she just now had explained to her) on her unrelated pagan/trans Facebook page.

Stephanie has real "uh-oh, Grandma just read a news article about rainbow parties" energy and should lean into it more.
 
Some of them now define "lesbian" as "non-man attracted to non-men."
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"Well hi there, I'm Anthony...uh, I mean, Amalthea, and I identify as nonbinary! I see that you're attracted to non-men, and I happen to not identify a man! Let's get it on, honey puss!"

It appears that no matter what sex or sexual orientation you are, if you do not ENTHUSIATICALLY suck the girlcock while affirming it is both actually a clitoris AND better than a biological female's equipment in every way, you are banned from any and all spaces.
I'll never understand why self-identified "feminists" believe that it's okay to shame and ostracize a woman for not wanting a penis in, on, or around her orifices.

Anyway, I want Stephanie to join a Lokian meme Facebook group because she's a trans-Boomer and it could be funny. Either meme malapropism, like her misunderstanding of "suicide baiting" and "gooning," taking inappropriate offense, or deciding to post a helpful, normie-friendly breakdown of a dank meme (that she just now had explained to her) on her unrelated pagan/trans Facebook page.
I feel like a group like that is full of much weirder weirdoes than Staph. She'd probably come across as downright normal.
 
Yeah, what gives? She was cheering as Loki promised destruction to anyone in a hurricane's path, and to all the POTSies who couldn't get their lifesaving saline infusions afterward.
She was fucking what. Oh my god. I either need to find this or someone needs to do a sloth a solid and link me.

We're still struggling to get saline. It was a devastating loss and still is, really. I know you're a med fag too, so you get how important NS is for like, everything. Boluses (like bring up your blood pressure, help sepsis, reverse dehydration), diluting meds, flushing IVs between meds or after meds, etc.

How can be for the spoonies and chronically ill if she's cheering for a medical disaster? Christ.

Anyway, so that I'm not useless, here's some stuff.

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1) you never stop bitching, why are you apologizing now

2) calling them sociopaths/psychopaths may be over-the-top but it's usually more of the casual connotation, rather than actual diagnosis. And you cannot look me in the eye and tell me that a majority are not actual narcissist. She's just mad about that one because she has NPD and don't be mean, guys : (

Also, she's reposting shit about Till on her tumblr but I cannot be arsed to read 5 paragraphs for each of them. It sounds like Till is up to some shit people don't like? Something about sleeping with groupies, I guess.

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TINY?????
and love her picking-and-choosing when to not drop famous people she for some reason adores.

But hilariously, after those posts...
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Great, she's planning on hoarding more animals she can't take care of. How's Siggy doing, on that note? I saw this little clip but it wasn't much (it's boring as shit, Siggy just twitches once in 10 seconds). Is she obese like poor Peetie?
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I also don't know it's exactly a dream or just a normal twitch. Usually, if they're dreaming, there's a lot more consistent movement...


edit: oh almost forgot, I went to check the "jeffblr" to see if anyone new joined but...

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🪦 💀
 
She was fucking what. Oh my god. I either need to find this or someone needs to do a sloth a solid and link me.

We're still struggling to get saline. It was a devastating loss and still is, really. I know you're a med fag too, so you get how important NS is for like, everything. Boluses (like bring up your blood pressure, help sepsis, reverse dehydration), diluting meds, flushing IVs between meds or after meds, etc.

How can be for the spoonies and chronically ill if she's cheering for a medical disaster? Christ.
Yeah, she was channeling dire warnings from Loki last fall, and then writing ye olde "see I toldja" whenever something happened, like a volcanic eruption. She didn't ever engage explicitly with the "consequences" of her totally-real husband's weather apocalypse, but in a later fake prophecy she said something like he didn't mean to hurt the chronically ill, Donald Trump just made him so mad.

She really is lucky nobody pays attention to her. Also I could swear she called them "fragile ones" but I'm probably conflating the line from Perry Bible Fellowship.

Here's the start of a fun arc:

September 26th 2024: Ragnarok posting
October 3rd 2024: You did not heed my warnings—those of summer heat and hurricanes—and so, unfortunately, your world is forfeit.
October 7th 2024: Causin' earthquakes all year

(Incidentally found something I was looking for: the back of her "Pencil & Crayon Makeup Kit," for ages 5+. She bought it at Walgreens. I had an unsubstantiated theory that that was what she's using for eyeshadow these days, but from her next photo it looks like it's black, not purple.)

October 14th, 2024: After Loki took over Stephanie's body (and Tumblr account) and called everyone "feckless cretins" for making fun of her, she returns and says "he's probably gonna cause another huge hurricane" because he got so upset.
October 16th, 2024: "Loki" fails to explain to a Tumblr anon why he keeps killing The Brown.
 
edit: oh almost forgot, I went to check the "jeffblr" to see if anyone new joined but...

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It still shows for me, even as a guest.
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The only other person is another Jeff sperg.

More 'don't call people socio/psychopathic' word policing on her Facebook:
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Give it a rest.

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So this person gets a pass, or...?

ETA: Glorious selfies on Mastodon.
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Spoiler for eye contact was a great content warning that I was in for some eye fucking Staph selfies.
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A nonbinary transmasc person wearing a checkered baseball hat with embroidered lettering reading TRANS and a choker necklace with bedazzled lettering reading BOTTOM is looking at the camera with a small smirk. He is also wearing eye makeup.
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A nonbinary transmasc person wearing a checkered baseball hat with embroidered lettering reading TRANS and a choker necklace with bedazzled lettering reading BOTTOM is looking at the camera with a small smirk. He is also wearing eye makeup.
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A nonbinary transmasc person wearing a checkered baseball hat (backwards and with buttons) and a choker necklace with bedazzled lettering reading BOTTOM is looking at the camera with a small smirk. He is also wearing eye makeup.

I feel molested by that last one.

Sorry to do this but if you close up on her eye there are some horrors:
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She literally mashes that eye shadow onto her socket, going by the eyelashes being stained. What the fuck is that massive eye booger in the corner of her eye?

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'Shitlib.' @Childe anything going on on the pedo instance?

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Maybe you should stop feeding the beast.

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It baffles me why she has to fast for bloods drawn so often.
 
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(Incidentally found something I was looking for: the back of her "Pencil & Crayon Makeup Kit," for ages 5+. She bought it at Walgreens. I had an unsubstantiated theory that that was what she's using for eyeshadow these days, but from her next photo it looks like it's black, not purple.)
It's a greasepaint halloween "makeup" kit - found the exact same product on ebay (listing here). I will not sperg on makeup but... if you want black eyeliner and lipstick, in the 2020s, from Walgreens, that is extremely achievable.
 
It's a greasepaint halloween "makeup" kit - found the exact same product on ebay (listing here). I will not sperg on makeup but... if you want black eyeliner and lipstick, in the 2020s, from Walgreens, that is extremely achievable.
Just posting the applicable image, for posterity:
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Great detective work. The "crayon" part is probably a good call for her, for drawing sigils/runes/veves on her face, but you get what you pay for. In the drugstore at Halloween there's the option of Wet 'n' Wild's Fantasy Makers makeup crayons; slightly more expensive but just buy two and you're covered.

That being said, if she's buying anything other than prescriptions at Walgreen's (or their occasional deep seasonal clearance), what's it like being rich enough to throw money away?

Makeup is just another facet of Stephanie's life where she could watch some videos and practice for a couple of days and see immediate improvement.

Sorry to do this but if you close up on her eye there are some horrors:
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She literally mashes that eye shadow onto her socket, going by the eyelashes being stained. What the fuck is that massive eye booger in the corner of her eye?
What's that eyeshadow style called, the Landlord Special?

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Watching the new Sandman season and wondering what Staph would make of that Loki.
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He even gets to have a gay makeout sesh with Puck the fairy.


I know she probably doesn't have the attention span for the comics and although NG's recently disclosed depravity might be a draw for her personally, engaging with his IPs in any capacity is a no-no thing in some corners of the internet (although the calls for his head have been much less loud, far reaching, or vitriolic than those against Rowling... Wonder why 🤔). Time was the male counterpart of her particular brand of insufferable, pagan, neckbeard would have been slobbering all over NG's cock.
 
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How does Staph find it difficult to not eat after midnight? Not to mention she goes to bed at like 10? She really just gets up and eats every couple of hours. She's a legit ruminant.
She's admitted before that will wake up to eat. The ham beast must feed, whenever she desires to. Truly has no self-control.

If she was smart, she should have the labs scheduled for as early as they open. Then go get your Wegman's and Ollipop on the way home 👍

edit: also new PFP?
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This isn't a post from her but it's hilarious the shit she RT's.
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Those people can, like, still be successful...? What does this dipshit OP mean.
 
Those people can, like, still be successful...? What does this dipshit OP mean.
A normal human being would assume all of those people are successful, mostly because they understand success isn’t only measured in wealth.

A Steph person, who believes she is one of the listed people, would assume those people are failures because she is a failure.
 
Is actually being a homosexual explicitly banned from woke homosexual spaces now?
Wokie trans-queer folx are the biggest homophobes around.
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Really giving "female ADF" with this one.
 
Watching the new Sandman season and wondering what Staph would make of that Loki.
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He even gets to have a gay makeout sesh with Puck the fairy.


I know she probably doesn't have the attention span for the comics and although NG's recently disclosed depravity might be a draw for her personally, engaging with his IPs in any capacity is a no-no thing in some corners of the internet (although the calls for his head have been much less loud, far reaching, or vitriolic than those against Rowling... Wonder why 🤔). Time was the male counterpart of her particular brand of insufferable, pagan, neckbeard would have been slobbering all over NG's cock.
She probably heard about how the trans woman in Game of You died and refused to touch the series. Which is a shame, because Alvin Wanda was written very respectfully, especially for the early 90s. She even gets to be her true self in the end with Death.

“No gold stars” is a WILD thing to include in a supposedly lesbian hangout space. Is actually being a homosexual explicitly banned from woke homosexual spaces now? It sounds pleasingly retarded, I hope Staph joins and lasts longer than a week before her inevitable rejection.
It appears that no matter what sex or sexual orientation you are, if you do not ENTHUSIATICALLY suck the girlcock while affirming it is both actually a clitoris AND better than a biological female's equipment in every way, you are banned from any and all spaces.

I think lesbian spaces are considered actively transphobic at this point, troons HATE lesbians.

...all of this being a moot point, i guess, since we all know Stapphy isn't attracted to women in any way, but still.
Gold star lesbians used to be gatekeepy toward women who figured out they were homosexual later in life and had thus been with men, whether they were formerly bi or hetero partnered due to social pressure. Not a fair way to welcome fellow lesbians into the community. Now I'm not surprised it's twisted to mean "has only ever slept with biological women = terf." I hate this community, I really do.
 
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