Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[UncleTusky]

CALLING ALL RUSKETEERS:

I've taken it upon myself to update the OP to modern Kiwi Farms standards. Russell's activities have changed significantly since 2017, and the original OP doesn't have Russell's current-day activities (such as looking for a brothel to buy). I'm also going to include an FAQ so this thread doesn't get onto the well-worn treadmill of "will Russell go transexual/full supreme gentleman/neck himself?" However, this is a massive thread and I cannot do it alone. I would like to ask for volunteers to help me with research and writing. Anyone who'd like to help, please reply to this post so I can add you to the DM group.

I would be happy to help, lemme know what you need.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Link Carlin’s funniest joke. Something that’s a gut buster and not a political or atheist screed. Carlin was like Bill Hicks. “He’s funny because he’s saying things I agree with!” His audience sounded like a political rally. They clapped far more than they laughed. Because his jokes were run of the mill.

Yeah, you seem open to having your mind changed. Who cares? What's your funniest Greerism?

 

[Poop Shoot]

Instead of pretending were more intellectually superior than other farmers based on what comedians we like or dislike, how about we laugh at Russ.

Here’s an old YouTube channel I recently found again with some fun old videos. Enjoy. https://www.youtube.com/@thegreatcitracett/videos

 

[Pee Cola]

CALLING ALL RUSKETEERS:

I've taken it upon myself to update the OP to modern Kiwi Farms standards. Russell's activities have changed significantly since 2017, and the original OP doesn't have Russell's current-day activities (such as looking for a brothel to buy). I'm also going to include an FAQ so this thread doesn't get onto the well-worn treadmill of "will Russell go transexual/full supreme gentleman/neck himself?" However, this is a massive thread and I cannot do it alone. I would like to ask for volunteers to help me with research and writing. Anyone who'd like to help, please reply to this post so I can add you to the DM group.

As much as I'd love to join the Greee OP rewrite team, I just don't have the time rn.

Spoiler: excuses excuses

I'm struggling with the Dabbleverse OP, as it's a complete dumpster fire with almost a decade of lore behind it. Whatever you do, do NOT go anywhere near the Dabbleverse. It's a fucking awful place filled with middle-aged manchildren who are only marginally less retarded than O&A Pests. I'm only there because I remember when it was lighthearted ball-busting of the world's thinnest skinned "celebrity" and it's the Hotel California of Internet bloodsports.

To all those who accept this complex yet important assignment, Semper Fi.

 

[GrandDriveAuto]

I'm struggling with the Dabbleverse OP, as it's a complete dumpster fire with almost a decade of lore behind it. Whatever you do, do NOT go anywhere near the Dabbleverse. It's a fucking awful place filled with middle-aged manchildren who are only marginally less retarded than O&A Pests. I'm only there because I remember when it was lighthearted ball-busting of the world's thinnest skinned "celebrity" and it's the Hotel California of Internet bloodsports.

Sounds like a fun place to lurk on, could you link the thread so I know where NOT to go?

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Well, if we're sharing old Greer content, I recently refound and have been listening to Racket's interview with Rat Mouth's old boss, Cory. If you haven't ever listen to it, or if it's been a while for you like it has been for me, I strongly suggest shoving down the feels you get from seeing old Rekieta and give it a listen. The shit Russell pulls- and was allowed to get away with- is mind boggling. We know Russell lies, but for me it highlights how compulsively and flagrantly he lies to literally everyone. Also his creepy stalking of women.

I also want to go back and read Nippleless Woman's accounts. I came across a post of her's while looking for something else where she basically claimed that Russell's parents coddled him and would never stop protecting and coddling him. Might lend credence to the idea that his parents got Russell off the streets (if that story was true) and have some way to funnel him money that he doesn't want to the courts to know about.

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

Well, if we're sharing old Greer content, I recently refound and have been listening to Racket's interview with Rat Mouth's old boss, Cory. If you haven't ever listen to it, or if it's been a while for you like it has been for me, I strongly suggest shoving down the feels you get from seeing old Rekieta and give it a listen. The shit Russell pulls- and was allowed to get away with- is mind boggling. We know Russell lies, but for me it highlights how compulsively and flagrantly he lies to literally everyone. Also his creepy stalking of women.

I also want to go back and read Nippleless Woman's accounts. I came across a post of her's while looking for something else where she basically claimed that Russell's parents coddled him and would never stop protecting and coddling him. Might lend credence to the idea that his parents got Russell off the streets (if that story was true) and have some way to funnel him money that he doesn't want to the courts to know about.

I miss old Rackets.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I miss old Rackets.

We all miss not knowing what evil lurks in the heart of men.

 

[Stardust_Ziggy]

Dunno about city council meetings, but remember when he posted on LinkedIn professing to have two properties "under contract" and he was seeking investors? He has evidently deleted that post (or it was removed for him), and has a new post up in a different group:


The full name of the group is "SexTech, Sexual Wellness, and Sexual Health Professionals Networking Group" and yes, of course he liked his own post. Evidently there's some urgency in play, as he still claims the two properties are "under contract" but he desperately needs an investor because they need to close in July. The current narrative is "My investor got sick and can’t commit" as opposed to previously "My investor fell through." If the prices he's claiming are accurate, it might be possible to track them down in real estate listings for counties where brothels are legal. I do love that he's now requiring an NDA and an "investor questionnaire." He probably got a ton of scammers coming after him from the last post, so sad. But it sure is fun that he keeps posting, in public, about having a business with active real estate transactions even though he claims to be too poor and hardshipped to pay for copies of discovery docs.

Speaking of scammers, oh yes, he continues to leave comments on LinkedIn too. I wonder how this conversation went when they took it private:

(I’m just going to reply to this here instead of the law thread.)

This boggles my mind. Not so much Russ, he’s a known retard by now. But you have people like “Zowie C” here, a “Dutch and American entrepreneur” with a nigger profile picture, and who is this fooling exactly?

Yeah, it’s a multi-billion dollar industry alright. And investors ignore it because it’s always, always sketchy AF. It’s gross. There’s drugs involved 9 times out of 10. Probably cartels and gang members as well. It most often involves drugged-up girls and women who were either trafficked or have turned into zombies over the years due to abuse.

The little fantasy world Russ lives in where women service him as if he’s Hugh Hefner running around in a robe does not exist. It never existed. There’s no 9 out of 10 hottie with mega tits who becomes a stripper or joins a brothel happily because it’s such a good life.

Pretty Woman was not a biography. Chappell Roan singing about a Pink Pony Club does not mean anything. The sooner you get this through your head, the better.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Did we ever discover what a kiss that helps with his disability looks like?

 

[Dropa5pack]

Link Carlin’s funniest joke. Something that’s a gut buster and not a political or atheist screed. Carlin was like Bill Hicks. “He’s funny because he’s saying things I agree with!” His audience sounded like a political rally. They clapped far more than they laughed. Because his jokes were run of the mill.

He had a really funny bit about rubbernecking at car crashes, how he would slow down and ask them to bring the bodies over to his window to take a look.

 

[People Person]

Idk why I woke up thinking this, and Im sure its been asked before but why doesn’t Russ get dual USA X Netherlands (EU) citizenship so he can still get his retard bucks from the US and go to/start a brothel no problem?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Idk why I woke up thinking this, and Im sure its been asked before but why doesn’t Russ get dual USA X Netherlands (EU) citizenship so he can still get his retard bucks from the US and go to/start a brothel no problem?

He has no claim to the Netherlands and the only other way to get one is to have a skilled job that the Netherlands would need and import him. Being a gimp faced pervert isn't needed by anyone

 

[FamicomGorby]

Idk why I woke up thinking this, and Im sure its been asked before but why doesn’t Russ get dual USA X Netherlands (EU) citizenship so he can still get his retard bucks from the US and go to/start a brothel no problem?

Greer refuses to fly so he can't be an international sex tourist except maybe in Mexico.

 

[CheesyBoy]

Greer refuses to fly so he can't be an international sex tourist except maybe in Mexico.

I don't get why he doesn't move to San Diego and just make regular trips to Tijuana.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Greer refuses to fly so he can't be an international sex tourist except maybe in Mexico.

Greer/Ralph passport bro cow crossover when

 

[FamicomGorby]

I don't get why he doesn't move to San Diego and just make regular trips to Tijuana.

He could take some of his hooker money and buy passage to Thailand on a cargo ship. He could larp as a Victorian adventurer and travel weeks to get sex.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

and who is this fooling exactly?

Russell. It's fooling Russell, probably. He also likes his chocolate, so he may have venmoed her a dollar in addition to the $5 membership fee.

This is not a DSP thread.

Objection! Ever since The Merge started, we have been in the Cow continuum. DSP is an  aspect of Gree, and both DSP and Gree flow into the Mother Godess, CWC. Maybe you should spend less time fapping to your loli vtubers and more time studying Cow metaphysics, law-boy

 

[Dropa5pack]

I miss old Rackets.

There is no old rackets, he was simply able to hide his psychopathy better before drugs destroyed his impulse control.

I don't get why he doesn't move to San Diego and just make regular trips to Tijuana.

San Diego rent is twice as expensive as Vegas possibly more, and retard face isn't swimming in money. Plus he's obsessed with his brothel empire that will come to fruition in two more weeks.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I don't get why he doesn't move to San Diego and just make regular trips to Tijuana.

First, San Diego is expensive. Doordashing and cleaning toilets wouldn't get a studio apartment, let alone enough money for the hooker fund.

Second, Russell's goal is not just sex. His goal is control- control of the narrative of his life, control of the whores in his imaginary brothel, control of what his critics get to say about him. Discovering that he could pay women to touch him made a very odd connection in his mind: all he has to do is give them something, and they'll do what he says. Now, this might bring to mind the punchline of an old joke: "You told me what kind of woman you are; I'm just negotiating a price." But Russell isn't negotiating; he genuinely thinks if they're willing to do it for $$$$$ they'll do it for $ and a gas station rose. When they don't follow this script, he spergs out.