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A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
It's the first time they've recognised the incident in over 10 years. Of course, it comes with strings, like this;

Which is the royal version of "Don't look back in anger" and me, being a yuge racist, read it as charlie saying "I've converted to islam, stop getting in the way of muslims taking over the country, praise be to allah".
"Don't look back in anger, praise be to allah".
 
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First, one man talks through the history of Aldgate followed by a woman who tells the memorial service about the roots of Edgware Road and the different cultures which have called the area home over the decades.

"Edgware Road is cosmopolitan and proud of its ethnic mix and diverse resources," she says.

I believe the man even uttered the sacred mantra "diversity is our strength".

This is why I choose not to be around the general public any more, I don't know if I could contain myself listening to that. How many people in St. Paul's were secretly thinking "if diversity is our strength, then why the fuck are we all here today ?"
 
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Palestine Action defies terror ban by setting up secret website to recruit new members amid further planned protests:

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State pension 'nightmare' for elderly Britons as millions to be hit with tax raid next year:

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Sadiq Khan doubles down on car ban plans as millions risk tougher driving conditions - 'Make it the future':

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Do you think they intentionally don't record the ethnicity of terrorists so they can deny it's a mostly brown problem?
I saw a tweet from Spiked just now that said since 7/7 Islamic terrorists have killed 95 people while the far right has killed 3 but you wouldn't know that from the news. So yea it wouldn't shock me if they didn't record the ethnicity of terrorists (unless white) so they can fudge the numbers.
 
Explicitly singles out illegal immigration as a problem. Yet another washed up establishment Tory who doesn't grasp that the issue is the 10 million wogs, not how they arrived here
This is the ratchet effect I was talking about a few pages back. Now all government has to do is stop the '50k illegals' while waving on millions of 'legals'.

Hell, there's already plans in place between the UK and france to make the boat people legal, thus ending illegal migration over night and what, you want to send back people who have been here years? Wow, what a literal far-right-hitler-racist-fascist-nazi.
 
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