Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[cypocryphy]

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Pooner cries (in a very manly way) about missing out on the many unique aspects of male life and childhood and lists a bunch of daft and oddly specific stereotypes (that probably have their genesis in some movie or anime she watched).

What is the earthly point of getting worked up and complaining about something that can never be changed/fixed in any way whatsoever? Word of advice for all pooners- men don't tend to do that. We usually expend our mental energy on more pragmatic matters that we are actually capable of influencing in some way, and file shit like this under 'pointless flights of fancy'. If you're going to claim to be a man, the very least you could do is attempt to act like one.

*Edit* Along comes a troon to prove my point for me:

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See, lil dood? That's how a man approaches this issue.

An older man calling me boy or kiddo would have creeped me out as a kid.

 

[Procopius]

Martin "Katie" Neeves, professional knicker thief (which is I suppose what being paid to go into companies and talk about how he used to steal his sister's underwear ,makes him) had his cock cut off yesterday. No regrets yet, which is why I'm posting it here rather than in the SRS thread, but give it time and a few dilations. I'm betting his 14 year old daughter loves him boasting about it on line. That'll make things a lot of fun in the playground.
The before

And the one day after

https://www.youtube.com/@Cool2BTrans

 

[Sean Andalou]

They always argue that they "feel like a woman, so they are a woman." Wtf does that even mean?

Something like a method actor "getting into" a part.
A comparison I'm sure troons will appreciate. NOT

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I wonder did this really happen? And if so, what really happened?

Reddit -- Archive

So I'm femmed up, and bc it's a rainy day, I'm not wearing makeup. I was taking a walk around town and stopped into a McDonald's. Clean shaven nothing else. I'm not even a full three months of HRT, but my chest is already gotten into some development.

Anyways, just after sitting down with my order, random woman approached me.

"I love your outfit!" She said, "It's so well put together."

I thanked and saying I just wished I had put on makeup as well.

"Honestly," she replied, "you're so pretty you don't need makeup."

I then thanked her again, and tried to laugh off my need for makeup. I'm not young. I'm not an old lady, but I'm out of my 20's. And a stranger giving me such a compliment, unprompted, had me smiling for about 1 minute before the emotions began to overwhelm me. Soon enough my eyes were watering and I'm having to swallow down the lump in my throat.

Just me trying not to cry in an Australian McDonald's.

Consensus in comments -- "You go girl"

 

[Necrosan]

Martin "Katie" Neeves, professional knicker thief (which is I suppose what being paid to go into companies and talk about how he used to steal his sister's underwear ,makes him) had his cock cut off yesterday. No regrets yet, which is why I'm posting it here rather than in the SRS thread, but give it time and a few dilations. I'm betting his 14 year old daughter loves him boasting about it on line. That'll make things a lot of fun in the playground.
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7 years to get his cock chopped off and it takes anyone 0.01 seconds after listening to him to clock him as a bloke.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Pooner cries (in a very manly way) about missing out on the many unique aspects of male life and childhood and lists a bunch of daft and oddly specific stereotypes (that probably have their genesis in some movie or anime she watched).

You feel dysphoric because you did not have that childhood? One where you had sleepovers never heard of any guys doing that, only women, growing up with boys in your friend group I was in the friend group of a few girls as a kid, so were a lot of my friends, staying up all night playing video games half of our childhood counterstrike team were girls, being nonced on by old men incredibly fucking dodgy implications aside, girls are also nonced on frequently if not more than boys and getting a haircut with your mum something that girls famously do not do.

You did fucking have 'that childhood' you retard. Most women had that childhood because there is nothing special about it. Come have a male childhood where you get the shit kicked out of you for basically no reason. Where people will start a fistfight with you over a few words when a woman could punch a guy and nothing would happen to her despite maybe it should. Where you're socially outcast for daring to have an emotion. Where you are expected to have the most fucking boring interests and will be outcast if you dare to say that actually I'm not a massive fan of football. A childhood where if your parents are sensible and don't let their infant son play cod and gta or have a set bedtime they'll never hear the end of it for years. You don't want a male childhood in the same way I don't want a female one. It's just that your idea of male childhood was formed by cartoons and romanticised ideals instead of experience. Even the other shit, yea I love going to the pub for a pint instead of doing anything else because we're all to fucking exhausted from work and too emotionally closed off to ever talk about anything serious without being drunk. Being an alcoholic is actually really validating and euphoric, please do that every day until you die of kidney failure like a real man.

 

[Dr. Butt]

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What does he mean by "athletes don't work out"? Genuinely asking.

 

[Trapper]

What does he mean by "athletes don't work out"? Genuinely asking.

I think he’s saying the in-laws said the weakness from estrogen doesn’t count because they are working out, so they will retain their man-strength. He counters this by thinking that all athletes work out, so the women will improve their strength over and above the trans athletes. But he’s clearly an idiot from the way this post is written, one I’m not sure should be in possession of a gun.

As an aside, aren’t you supposed to only point a gun at someone if you are prepared to use it, and not just wave it about menacingly at random people in the street?

 

[Ugly Fat Plush Cat]

I think he’s saying the in-laws said the weakness from estrogen doesn’t count because they are working out, so they will retain their man-strength. He counters this by thinking that all athletes work out, so the women will improve their strength over and above the trans athletes.

I like the assumption that all trans athletes are on estrogen. That's bio essentialism bastard! Also I swear none of these people ever know anything about athletics to begin with. Like you could have 2 highly trained athletes that have trained for the same amount of time, but in that situation, do you really think the 140 lb woman is going to beat the 230 lb man? NO cause weight and muscle mass matters regardless of gender, so it doesn't matter if the estrogen's making you weaker if your bodies more than likely got better muscle mass to begin with. Also once again, how do we even know if the athletes are on estrogen? They sure as hell don't look like they're on it

 

[Waffle Iron]

I like the assumption that all trans athletes are on estrogen.

IIRC the trannies that wanted to participate in women's leagues had to be on estrogen for a certain time before they could. Even the biggest tranny lovers couldnt get around that. Besides, if they allowed it men could just pretend to be a woman for a day to set a record. They had to maintain a veneer of legitimacy. But even if we assume estrogen would atrophy muscles to the level of women, men still have advantages. Men still have a larger size, different skeleton, larger organs (like heart volume). That ogre that stole a swimming trophy peaked people hard.

 

[Ugly Fat Plush Cat]

IIRC the trannies that wanted to participate in women's leagues had to be on estrogen for a certain time before they could.

While I'm sure that's true for bigger leauges, I don't know how much confidence I have in the regulation for minor or unprofessional leagues, I highly doubt they all wannna go through that process, especially with how these assholes can be with their medical information.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

What does he mean by "athletes don't work out"? Genuinely asking.

I agree with trapper, I think his brain glitched out and he meant to say all athletes work out as if that would negate the male advantage. I think I read a study where trans women keep their gainz if they stay active throughout treatment but can’t remember where I saw it.

If T-blockers and E/P really changed things drastically enough, there’d be no “need” for the puberty blockers, right? Dude’s just a disingenuous fuck who thought he could Reddit-lawyer everyone IRL.

 

[Trapper]

You really cannot win with these people. He has supportive in-laws that tried to protect his feelings when talking about trans people in sports by saying they obviously weren’t talking about him as he’s not a cheating athlete, and that he’s part of their family instead of some rainbow brigade, and still he manages to turn them into enemies in his mind.

 

[Waffle Iron]

I don't know how much confidence I have in the regulation for minor or unprofessional leagues,

Do you really think a tranny would leave a chance to shove his fetish into people's faces? "Look at me, I'm taking titty skittles"

there’d be no “need” for the puberty blockers, right?

Puberty blockers are meant to stop the voice and skeleton from maturing. That is more than just muscle atrophy. Although, it feels more like a gateway drug to get a kid to do HRT.

You really cannot win with these people.

They're in a state of permanent revolution. They are never able to just leave well enough alone. They always have to struggle.

 

[Lovely Kin]

They're in a state of permanent revolution. They are never able to just leave well enough alone. They always have to struggle.

And that is the reason why many tire out of troons in seconds. With someone in constant fight mode, they are too frustrating to interact with

 

[Ugly Fat Plush Cat]

Do you really think a tranny would leave a chance to shove his fetish into people's faces? "Look at me, I'm taking titty skittles"

Oh apologies I should've been more clear, I meant I doubt that the minor leagues or minor event teams would want to go through that process and probably would rather just allow any tranny who applies go in, half in fear of being seen as transphobic half for just not caring enough even if the one applying is a giant 7 foot ogre. Doesn't really matter either way, as estrogen or not as YWNBAW

 

[Syikeblade]

A bunch of pooner's telling how certain activities makes them feel manly like holding an energy drink, or wearing a zip-uo hoodie.

I feel so manly and masculine

 

[Jacques1194]

This is what really gets me on the mindfuckery that transgenderism is.

They always argue that they "feel like a woman, so they are a woman." Wtf does that even mean?

From what I gather, "feeling" like a woman = a doing stereotypical "woman" things, (dresses, high heels, makeup, the most stereotypical shit possible).

Then what about actual women who don't adhere to any of it? Does that make them not real women? Is that what "non-binary" is supposed to be? Someone who doesn't follow every single societal stereotype? At that point 90 percent of human beings are non-binary. Kind of retarded, isn't it.

From what I've seen, the argument is that as long as the woman still identifies as a woman even when she doesn't adhere to any stereotypical feminine traits is what matters. This is what's annoying about the trans movement. If wearing dresses, high heels, makeup, and doing stereotypical shit affirms a TIM's gender then that makes him a woman, but those things also have nothing to do with being a woman because gender is not a binary system. So why does doing those things affirm a TIMs gender? I swear the whole "gender is not a binary system" was an argument set up by TRAs to make it where nobody can refute transgenderism because they set it up to where contradictions are evidence for it. Like imagine if cosmologists used the argument "The Big Bang was the expansion of the universe but if the universe wasn't expanding that would also be proof of The Big Bang" they'd be setting up an unfalsifiable theory that nobody can refute because contradictions would be evidence.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

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A bunch of pooner's telling how certain activities makes them feel manly like holding an energy drink, or wearing a zip-uo hoodie.

I feel so manly and masculine

My mom mows the lawn while my dad weedwacks and sometimes she drinks beer on a porch, do I have two dads?

Who is teaching these girls this dumb shit? You can drink nasty-ass energy drinks and collect records without being a boy. This shit is so retarded and regressive.

 

[CheesyBoy]

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A bunch of pooner's telling how certain activities makes them feel manly like holding an energy drink, or wearing a zip-uo hoodie.

I feel so manly and masculine

Pooner describes average female in the military.

 

[woc_krava]

There's a very specific Tranny channel. It's about some Mormons where the husband became a tranny after they had 3 kids. For some reason he's obsessed with the oldest daughter. I know this isn't the right thread, but please redirect me to the right one. Here's the newest video:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gH_O5wS3yIk

Edit: This one is new and even better

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4w2KIv36Vc8