DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Moar Krabs]

Maybe he saw some vans and workers putting up ladders and decided he might be out of power for a week.

This isn't the case where I live I live in the city so we normally get our power back in a day but residents further up sometimes go 2-3 days without power I'm not sure how it works in Renton but an entire week without power would be crazy

 

[Fapcop]

He never cared about his parents, as far as I could see. Let's not forget this is the man who called his parents f***ing stupid on YouTube for not buying him a Wolverin figure when he was a kid. I think it is something to do with Kat and he is trying to be all mysterious about it. If it is a divorce, he will most likely sink in depression as he was when Leanna left his ass.

As much as I’d normally have sympathy for someone’s parents dying, let’s not forget that Phil is a piece of shit, who’d rather play gacha than save up a few hundred bucks a month to go visit for a day or two every month or other month.

 

[Moar Krabs]

If his power is restored and he goes right back to streaming I'll give in and say that it was only that.

 

[Fapcop]

I would think it's Khet. Or does anyone think she is actually getting better? And expect several mentions of "Guys I need that money I really do so pls support me extra for the next weeks because I had to skip multipüle streams and we need to make up for it"

Or it is his mom and he took the extra day of to prepare to leave for a few days

What exactly is wrong with her? Besides being fat, obviously?

 

[Comma]

It's a bit weird to announce you're not able to stream for a whole day solely due to a power outage, as they can be resolved in a matter of hours.

I'm leaning towards something actually going on, but leave it to DSP to be as schoolgirl-style vague as possible to have people guessing (in which he succeeded), meaning more people will show up for his next stream which of course will completely revolve around the subject, meaning more autists will throw pity-dollars at him.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Nah he would be streaming to try and fill that void he actually streamed on Christmas Day before Kat even moved in. He would fully embrace the bachelor lifestyle and you know that's true

The only thing different is he'd be more upfront about begging for fast food goals instead of making up stories about Khet being too retarded to cook.
"Now guys, as you know my former mo-wife (thumbs towards the window) left and is no longer here to cook for me. As you can see I'm much too busy streaming 8 hours a day to cook myself, so we NEED to hit that goal so I can order dinner tonight!"

 

[Love Is Blue]

So did Linda Die?

"Remember that wolverine figure, ma?" sorry James Gandolfini

 

[King of Gout]

It's a bit weird to announce you're not able to stream for a whole day, as power outages can be solved in a matter of hours.

I'm leaning towards something actually going on, but leave it to DSP to be as schoolgirl-style vague as possible to have people guessing (in which he succeeded), meaning more people will show up for his next stream which of course will completely revolve around the subject, meaning more autists will throw pity-dollars at him.

He even said it was due to unforseen circumstances. I am pretty sure if it was a power outtage, he would have said so. It has to be something else.

 

[Balr0g]

What exactly is wrong with her? Besides being fat, obviously?

Didn't he say one time he has to walk with Khet? Maybe the doctors told her she needs more movement and "force" him to wlak with her. So probably more damages from being obese.

Other unforseen circumtance: he forgot to pay the bills and now his business line is gone.

Or something else: Jasper is dead because he run out of the house and someone flattened him

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Sheesh! Phil takes an unprecedented third day off with zero notice.

What are we going to fight about?

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

Guys, relax he's just going to get the pickle burger to give us an ahnest laid back chill robust style DSP Tries It review as a reward for meeting the goals during the marathon

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

He even said it was due to unforseen circumstances. I am pretty sure if it was a power outtage, he would have said so. It has to be something else.

a power outage is usually considered an unforeseen circumstance

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Naw guise, I would really like to keep this momentum going and make progress towards our next goal. Remember, if we hit 100 I will be able to travel to my mum's funeral.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Sheesh! Phil takes an unprecedented third day off with zero notice.

What are we going to fight about?

Do you guys think Phil is taking extra days off because of his depression, his alcoholism, or because he's a Republican/Democrat?

 

[UsedUp]

All vague posting is retarded but imo I don't think dsp would keep quiet about a power outage. If he's not back by tomorrow then imo this is all a ploy for sympathy bucks. And you dents will pay. Regardless, dsp missing 3 days of  work, we will have reached the penultimate of begging.

 

[Lord_Point]

Can we not let phil bait us into spilling spaghetti everywhere? Any time our drama queen vague posts like a teenage girl its a complete nothing burger.

Did we alreay forget what happened last time he had a horrible life changing event happen to him on his day off?

Spoiler: You faggots promised you would never forget.

 

[Burl McMillan]

Do you guys think Phil is taking extra days off because of his depression, his alcoholism, or because he's a Republican/Democrat?

add a discussion if this is the penultimate dentbuck bait he's done so far

 

[Peko]

I think if it were this he would say something like "I will try to be back tommorow" its definitely something more

Dude It's Phil. He could have scheduled Internet maintenance that lasts an hour and he would be "posting up" on twitter that he could be without net for DAYS! Phil immediately goes to extremes for problems because he has no concept of reality.

 

[Moar Krabs]

Well its time for another Thread civil war. I've missed these

 

[King of Gout]

By the way, what was with the crying over a dead bird? Is there a specific video he did that? Again, I am out of the loop, I haven't checked his khantent for many months.