DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Hopefully Khet left and she can get her life in order like Pandalee did.

EDIT: I legitimately don't believe it's his parents because I really feel like he'd use their deaths to make money rather than actually take time away to process it. People forget he does not behave like a normal person, small inconveniences (like power going out) and perceived slights are major life events to him whereas he brushes actual serious happenings under the rug to try and "own the haters" by showing how perfect his life is and how mature/unaffected he is.
 
3 Days ahff after a $1K stream?


Support has officially been negated.
Yep the begging when he comes back is gonna be immense.

The current Kat situation is that he has to take her on daily walks during his day streams and she is so bad at cooking that she can mess up mac and cheese twice in one day and that there is tons of "behind da scenes" stuff going on with her health so anything could fucking happen with her if you believe DSP (lmao)

I could see him taking a day awf if a parent died then do a full day of cry begging but meh they are in better shape than he is. 3 days off in a row is pretty rare for him in recent times he used to do it a lot more during supercard days where he had to play 80 hours a week to rank.

Gonna laugh if it's just comcast/power issue and he is just being obtuse about it.
 
Yep the begging when he comes back is gonna be immense.

The current Kat situation is that he has to take her on daily walks during his day streams and she is so bad at cooking that she can mess up mac and cheese twice in one day and that there is tons of "behind da scenes" stuff going on with her health so anything could fucking happen with her if you believe DSP (lmao)

I could see him taking a day awf if a parent died then do a full day of cry begging but meh they are in better shape than he is. 3 days off in a row is pretty rare for him in recent times he used to do it a lot more during supercard days where he had to play 80 hours a week to rank.
I can imagine how fucked up Kat is. When she moved in to live with DSP, she was fit. I was shocked when I saw how fat she is right now. There are people who eat a lot to cope with anxiety, stress and depression.

It sounds weird when he has to go out for walks with her, sounds like she is a dog lol.
 
So did Linda Die?. I feel like he wouldnt post this unless something really really bad happened
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I hope he doesn't return. Ever. Imagine lying to your mother about finding a real job and taking money for a honeymoon that will never happen because you lost the bitch years ago. If she's dead I hope she was surrounded by people who actually cared for her.
Thanks for the money, mummy! Cause thats exactly who you are. A dumb cunt who gave birth to me and got nothing out of it. Thanks. *swings arm* ACK ACK ACK
 
WHAT SHOULD WE ARGUE ABOUT WHILE PHIL IS OFFLINE?!

Vote with stickers!

Is Phil autistic or just dumb? (Lunacy)
Does Phil tip himself? (Winner)
Is Phil an alcoholic? (Agree)
Is troll tipping ever alright? (Disagree)
The biggest dent in the Snortsphere (Islamic)

Get your votes in folks!

And post a Tophat if you’d like me to post some Panda/Phil erotic short stories!
 
He’s gone to visit his mommy.

She summoned him at the end of April but travelling then would reveal the DM leaks are real and give Kino/dirty detractors a W so he put it back a bit.
She’s got a year left, what’s a month or two?

He said it was unexpected so Tevin won’t break into his house or dirty detractors won’t look for him at the airport.
 
So did the Outage get resolved I just refreshed and nothing came up
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WHAT SHOULD WE ARGUE ABOUT WHILE PHIL IS OFFLINE?!

Vote with stickers!

Is Phil autistic or just dumb? (Lunacy)
Does Phil tip himself? (Winner)
Is Phil an alcoholic? (Agree)
Is troll tipping ever alright? (Disagree)
The biggest dent in the Snortsphere (Islamic)

Get your votes in folks!

And post a Tophat if you’d like me to post some Panda/Phil erotic short stories!
I just think he is dumb (maybe a bit autistic). He allowed greed to take over, he thought he would become filthy rich with YouTube. He burned a lot of bridges, like losing friends, going away from his family, spending money on a lot of dumb shit. Now he is paying the price of stupidity. He used to be popular, some 15 years ago, but it's been over a decade he is very much irrelevant. His "detractors" are the ones mostly keeping him afloat. He has very little legit followers. I thought he would wise up and give up on content creation to find a new job, but well, Phil wouldn't be Phil if he made smart decisions.
 
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