The fact this retard thinks he needs to make a little over 1.2million dollars so he can take a trip to Europe is crazy. He could easily save up a months worth of tips and go there right now and have enough left over for WWEC while he's there.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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UsedUp
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I personally can't see dsp going for the earliest flight possible Saturday morning then getting the latest flight back Sunday night to Seattle in order to be refreshed for today -monday- stream. Something has him away from the snort fort we can all agree on cause that's what would be hindering his streaming, or he could really be at home inundated with making phone calls.
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maybe he is literally rolling in the hay with khet.
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A pig roach can’t mate with a whale horse. Didn’t you take zoology in high school?
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Has absolutely nothing to do with mating, thus (used correctly again Phail) the word l-i-t-e-r-a-l-l-y. Mating is 'figurative'.
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Imagine if he boots up tomorrow and the first thing on screen is a slide dedicated to Linda Burnell RIP. Faggot ass bird in Minecraft has a grave stone so it's the least he could do to honor the woman whose loins he was ripped from kicking screaming.
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Salvagno Thumb slide is demanded.
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I can't wait for the funeral fund raising stream. I'm still paying for my dads from 2022.
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I bet he's on the mother of all benders right now and popped some xannies.
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I had this image in my head of Phil raising $3000 for an emergency fundraiser, then the next day lie that his parents passed overnight so now he's not going but thanks for the money anyways ack ack ack
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Before my mom died, okay *snort* she left in her will that I should keep that $3000. Ya get it?
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My thoughts? I think it’s medical related pertaining to Phil. The reason I think this is because he has been eating like total shit on all of his streams recently, and he’s definitely lying about all of the turkey product he and his whale consume. There’s no way an obese hamplanet like that is eating turkey every other day.
Also, his little gay alcoholic Truly and White Claw beverages increase the production of uric acid. He’s always whining about gout and not eating red meat, but those alcoholic beverages are going to do the same thing.
Taking an extended period of time off is rare for Phil. He’s too scared to go anywhere, and less time near his computer is less time he gets to beg for the money he desperately needs. If his mom was sick, he’d use it as opportunity to beg. If his power was out, he’d use it as opportunity to beg. If Khet left him, he’d use it as opportunity to beg. If a pet died…. Same thing. The only reason he’s not begging right now is because he is physically unable to.
Also, his little gay alcoholic Truly and White Claw beverages increase the production of uric acid. He’s always whining about gout and not eating red meat, but those alcoholic beverages are going to do the same thing.
Taking an extended period of time off is rare for Phil. He’s too scared to go anywhere, and less time near his computer is less time he gets to beg for the money he desperately needs. If his mom was sick, he’d use it as opportunity to beg. If his power was out, he’d use it as opportunity to beg. If Khet left him, he’d use it as opportunity to beg. If a pet died…. Same thing. The only reason he’s not begging right now is because he is physically unable to.
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I think Phil would be livestreaming from a hospital bed if that were the case. He lives paycheck to paycheck with no savings and even if he dumped his WWE champions addiction he can't afford to take an extended period of time off unless there's a behind the scenes whale carrying him.
Assuming he doesn't come back tomorrow going "ACK ACK ACK, DA TROLLZ GOT TROLLED! IT WAS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT!" I'd lean towards it either being his parents, with him anticipating a payout for returning to CT briefly, or maybe something big happened in the WAkahndo that Phil couldn't hide or that makes it uninhabitable like a pipe burst or something similar. For the latter though I would have also expected massive amounts of begging.
He has livestreamed from his phone before though, so he absolutely knows how to just do that. Though I guess maybe he didn't like how all the closeups from that stream revealed how ghoulish his face is and it's only gotten worse since then.
Comcast website does still show an outage if you put in his address
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Valid point. I thought of that too before making my post, but piggie is so afraid of being seen in public or being DAHXED that he’d be super cautious as to not reveal his own PII. If he admitted he was sidelined in a hospital bed for something, he’d immediately fear that the detractors would be after him.
Just spitballing in the autistic thread while the kahntent well has dried
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I feel like the more time passes the more red flags will get raised. I could see him taking today off and just coming back tomorrow like nothing ever happened but if he went the next 3 days without streaming than maybe their is something going on that we don't know about.
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He'll come back and pull the whole "My trolls and haters were so upset they couldn't illegally make money off of my work!" and then beg for tremendous amounts to make up for not streaming the previous day.
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If we're going off the PPP dms and Linda hasn't been doing well for a bit then why wouldn't Phil have been using that for pity already? I think the idea of him needing a better excuse to woe is me about something for money isn't a great one.
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he can barely manage streaming at home as it is, what makes you think he could figure it out in a hospital? shit breaks at least once a week, he'd have zero chance.
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Who knows if he really does speak to his parents once a week for all know that could be another one of his tale tells I think he's hoping for Dave to go first cause judging by his recollection of his life Dave was always the hard ass while Linda still comped his hair and wiped his ass till he was 16 years old
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Because he's already claimed that whole DM chain was all an elaborate bit of gay ops. Admitting he lied there would be admitting the trolls were right, and that is one of the few things he hates more than not getting pitybux.
Alternatively, he might have been in denial until things really went south - Phil has the emotional maturity of a ten year old, he really might not have understood his mother might be dying until he got the phone call saying she was on her deathbed.